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seriousscotty
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What's the best pickup line you ever heard?
#21486052 - 04/01/15 12:51 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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What's the best pickup like you've ever heard or used? Best one I ever heard was when this crazy hippie chick ran up to me at a music festival and says "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
Side note: that was 5 years ago. The hippie chick is stilly best friend.
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r00tuuu123
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: seriousscotty]
#21486064 - 04/01/15 12:56 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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seriousscotty said: What's the best pickup like you've ever heard or used? Best one I ever heard was when this crazy hippie chick ran up to me at a music festival and says "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
Side note: that was 5 years ago. The hippie chick is stilly best friend.
Yeah that's good but it'll never beat fuck me right now.
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21486072 - 04/01/15 12:59 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hope you didn't fuck her because she probably took 20 others guys virginity that day too
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ballsalsa
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21486073 - 04/01/15 01:00 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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"hey, listen, i see that you're hear with your man, but you should slip me your number anyway"
works literally every time
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: ballsalsa]
#21486109 - 04/01/15 01:19 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I love using this one, walk up to a large group of women and say
"Hey ladies, sooooooo, which one of you is going to buy me a drink?"
It's all in the delivery
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: buest]
#21486124 - 04/01/15 01:23 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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buest said: I love using this one, walk up to a large group of women and say
"Hey ladies, sooooooo, which one of you is going to buy me a drink?"
It's all in the delivery 
could definitely see this one working
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21486126 - 04/01/15 01:25 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've personally done it 100s of times It's fun to make new friends, the less it seems you want to bang them, the more often you will, lool.
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: buest]
#21486139 - 04/01/15 01:30 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's what I hate about fucking women man I buy you lunch and and treat you like a fucking princess and I get nothing but I don't call you in a week and all of a sudden I have a golden dick you just have to have drives me Insane
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21486144 - 04/01/15 01:32 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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So you don't have that problem with the guys you fuck then?
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#21486150 - 04/01/15 01:34 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just sprinkles
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: seriousscotty]
#21486156 - 04/01/15 01:39 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I rarely use pick up lines, but the femAles are always coming up to me with bizzare pick up lines, like I get the "Damm boy did u fall out of heaven" line all the time. U girls really need to step ur gAme up cuz I ain't giving my cock away that easily.
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: zZZz]
#21486172 - 04/01/15 01:46 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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U girls really need to step ur gAme up cuz I ain't giving my cock away that easily.
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: ballsalsa]
#21486192 - 04/01/15 01:58 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was at a big party in this student house in another city pretty far from where I live. Completely wasted on mdma
I saw this girl and she looked familiar. So I was all like: Have I seen you before? She said "no thats not possible, I am not from around here, leave me alone"
But when I asked her if she came from my city she was all interested all of a sudden. Turned out I had seen her before. Unfortunately she was there with her boyfriend.
I kept telling her she should dump him and come with me
Almost turned into a huge fight 
Good times
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Edited by Tripsurfer (04/01/15 01:59 AM)
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Rebelutionsssss
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Tripsurfer]
#21486205 - 04/01/15 02:06 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ditch the zero and get with the hero
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
#21486212 - 04/01/15 02:13 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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This may not work unless you are Gosling
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: my3rdeye]
#21486234 - 04/01/15 02:30 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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my3rdeye said: This may not work unless you are Gosling

Hahaha! I don't normally dig pickup lines, but this one is great!
seriousscotty is this thread to up your Tinder game?
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r00tuuu123
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Artnotwar]
#21486432 - 04/01/15 05:32 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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This actually worked more than one time but here goes 'Hey wanna fuck'? And if you get slapped then follow up with 'I guess a blowjob is outa the question' Sometimes you get both.
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