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What's the best pickup line you ever heard?
    #21486052 - 04/01/15 12:51 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

What's the best pickup like you've ever heard or used? Best one I ever heard was when this crazy hippie chick ran up to me at a music festival and says "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"


Side note: that was 5 years ago. The hippie chick is stilly best friend.


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: seriousscotty]
    #21486064 - 04/01/15 12:56 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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seriousscotty said:
What's the best pickup like you've ever heard or used? Best one I ever heard was when this crazy hippie chick ran up to me at a music festival and says "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"


Side note: that was 5 years ago. The hippie chick is stilly best friend.



Yeah that's good but it'll never beat fuck me right now.


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21486072 - 04/01/15 12:59 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Hope you didn't fuck her because she probably took 20 others guys virginity that day too :lol:


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21486073 - 04/01/15 01:00 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

"hey, listen, i see that you're hear with your man, but you should slip me your number anyway"

works literally every time


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21486109 - 04/01/15 01:19 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I love using this one, walk up to a large group of women and say

"Hey ladies, sooooooo, which one of you is going to buy me a drink?"

It's all in the delivery :laugh:

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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: buest]
    #21486124 - 04/01/15 01:23 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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buest said:
I love using this one, walk up to a large group of women and say

"Hey ladies, sooooooo, which one of you is going to buy me a drink?"

It's all in the delivery :laugh:



:lol: could definitely see this one working


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21486126 - 04/01/15 01:25 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I've personally done it 100s of times :awethumb: It's fun to make new friends, the less it seems you want to bang them, the more often you will, lool.

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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: buest]
    #21486139 - 04/01/15 01:30 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

That's what I hate about fucking women man :crankey: I buy you lunch and and treat you like a fucking princess and I get nothing but I don't call you in a week and all of a sudden I have a golden dick you just have to have :facepalm3: drives me Insane


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21486144 - 04/01/15 01:32 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

So you don't have that problem with the guys you fuck then?

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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21486150 - 04/01/15 01:34 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Just sprinkles


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: seriousscotty]
    #21486156 - 04/01/15 01:39 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I rarely use pick up lines, but the femAles are always coming up to me with bizzare pick up lines, like I get the "Damm boy did u fall out of heaven" line all the time. U girls really need to step ur gAme up cuz I ain't giving my cock away that easily.


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: zZZz]
    #21486172 - 04/01/15 01:46 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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U girls really need to step ur gAme up cuz I ain't giving my cock away that easily.




:wonka:


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21486192 - 04/01/15 01:58 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I was at a big party in this student house in another city pretty far from where I live. Completely wasted on mdma

I saw this girl and she looked familiar. So I was all like: Have I seen you before? She said "no thats not possible, I am not from around here, leave me alone"

But when I asked her if she came from my city she was all interested all of a sudden. Turned out I had seen her before. Unfortunately she was there with her boyfriend.

I kept telling her she should dump him and come with me

Almost turned into a huge fight :facepalm3:


Good times


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #21486205 - 04/01/15 02:06 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Ditch the zero and get with the hero


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21486212 - 04/01/15 02:13 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

This may not work unless you are Gosling

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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #21486234 - 04/01/15 02:30 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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my3rdeye said:
This may not work unless you are Gosling





Hahaha! I don't normally dig pickup lines, but this one is great!

seriousscotty is this thread to up your Tinder game?


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Re: What's the best pickup line you ever heard? [Re: Artnotwar]
    #21486432 - 04/01/15 05:32 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

This actually worked more than one time  but here goes
'Hey wanna fuck'? And if you get slapped then follow up with 'I guess a blowjob is outa the  question' Sometimes you get both. :thatsayes:


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