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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: 404] * 1
    #21468514 - 03/27/15 11:19 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

About the craziest thing I've seen whilst driving was, while passing some elderly man on the interstate, I observed him with his index finger in his nose up to the second knuckle. That guy was really going for the gold.

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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Jiles]
    #21468565 - 03/27/15 11:32 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Seen a helicopter blow a tent away at a fair and this guy was like " hey man its not cool to blow peoples tents away" and the pilot was like " dudeee if i blow a tent away with a helicopter just think " hey man i just flew my helicopter into the festival!and plus thats my fuckin tent! The guy agreed!




Just thinking about all those hippies getting mowed planet terror style :smirk:

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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Konyap]
    #21468700 - 03/28/15 12:08 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I've seen some wild shit on the road:  folks dying in head-on collisions, semis smashing cars full of families, drunk drivers sliding off into trees at 70+ mph, dumbasses causing major pileups.  I published one crazy account in high school where I narrowly escaped death by chance. 

I only drive when I'm fully alert and avoid traveling by car in circumstances of inclement weather.


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: MorphinTime]
    #21468796 - 03/28/15 12:51 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

About every time I'm out driving down a main street there's someone with their front end popping out into the street that forces me to swerve over or change lanes. I'm not sexist or racists, but about 90% of the time the culprit fits the same two demographics. I'll stop here.


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21469448 - 03/28/15 08:32 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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About every time I'm out driving down a main street there's someone with their front end popping out into the street that forces me to swerve over or change lanes. I'm not sexist or racists, but about 90% of the time the culprit fits the same two demographics. I'll stop here.




You talking about the same people that driver around with wheel spinners, and there is always that one spinner that doesn't spin?


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Natures medicine]
    #21469514 - 03/28/15 08:51 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Guys stahp it. I'm driving 1800 miles in a week.


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Oggy]
    #21469545 - 03/28/15 09:04 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

a few months ago there was this black dude in the car ahead of me, well he was like ranting and speaking really intensely towards the passenger seat...but there was noone in it. he was pointing his finger at the passenger seat and then down at his own crotch in a really agresive fasion. almost as if he was practicing for if he hada girl in the car, trying to get head from her....it was weird but funny. he may have known i was watching, but yeah his actions were mysterious for sure.


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: g00ru]
    #21470073 - 03/28/15 12:20 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Ah man I hate that when people creep forward torwards the road you're heading down.

I heard a story that this girl was at a light and a driver plowed into the guy next to her going 100 mph killing themselves instantly lol

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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Konyap]
    #21470181 - 03/28/15 12:57 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

FunRoadFact # 233

7/10 people who drive pick up trucks are ass holes.


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Atreyu]
    #21473066 - 03/29/15 03:01 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

theres this one time I was driving slow as fuck in a minivan and this car just got so impatient and ended tailgating me for a few miles. I was heated so I pulled into a gas station and the car just passed me up.  it was night time so the place was closed but perfect spot to fight :lol:  usually really hard to piss off especially even driving

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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #21473081 - 03/29/15 03:17 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I hate it when some asshole punk is playing frogger trying to pass everybody on a two lane road. It's fun to passive aggressively box him in while avoiding all eye contact and see his blood boil from my peripheral.


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21473151 - 03/29/15 04:23 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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I hate it when some asshole punk is playing frogger trying to pass everybody on a two lane road. It's fun to passive aggressively box him in while avoiding all eye contact and see his blood boil from my peripheral.




Oh, your one of those assholes

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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: MilkdudTitties] * 1
    #21473210 - 03/29/15 05:19 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

So you're a self-admitted punk


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21473380 - 03/29/15 07:22 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

part of me hates drivng in other areas of the country cuz everyone drives so god damn slow

massholes ftw


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21473430 - 03/29/15 07:48 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Astral Pain said:
I hate it when some asshole punk is playing frogger trying to pass everybody on a two lane road. It's fun to passive aggressively box him in while avoiding all eye contact and see his blood boil from my peripheral.




I've had people try and do that 5 or 6 times before they realize there's too much traffic and the cars behind them are getting ahead of them when the go in the right lane. 

Although if it is just one or a few cars slow and there is enough room, I will cut around them.  Wish they would just get out of the passing lane instead.

Edited by wayworm (03/29/15 07:49 AM)

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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21473436 - 03/29/15 07:51 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Astral Pain said:
I hate it when some asshole punk is playing frogger trying to pass everybody on a two lane road. It's fun to passive aggressively box him in while avoiding all eye contact and see his blood boil from my peripheral.





this is definitely me. and im good at it


like if people didnt drive so fuckin slow then i wouldnt have to weave like that

i hate when slow drivers travel in the left lane. such a douche move


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Astral Pain] * 1
    #21473545 - 03/29/15 08:35 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Astral Pain said:
I hate it when some asshole punk is playing frogger trying to pass everybody on a two lane road. It's fun to passive aggressively box him in while avoiding all eye contact and see his blood boil from my peripheral.



I'll admit I do this. Never when I'm going at or under the speed limit though. I speed pretty much everywhere (almost everyone around here does) just not excessively. I don't need to slow down or slow other traffic to do it, I just make sure there's not enough room between me and the car in front of me for the person to get over.

I even remember why I do it. Every time I see one of these people coming up in the rear view, they get to my car and make ME have to slam on the brakes to avoid a collision. So fuck 'em. If that makes me an asshole, then I'm an asshole. I think they're the asshole though. I'm just driving along minding my own business and then my life flashes before my eyes as I slam on the brakes instinctively.

Sometimes it seems like all three of us (the car ahead of me and the one in the other lane) work together to stop them from doing it. Like we all three have the exact same idea.


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21474081 - 03/29/15 11:21 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Bassfreak said:
part of me hates drivng in other areas of the country cuz everyone drives so god damn slow

massholes ftw




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wayworm said:
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Astral Pain said:
I hate it when some asshole punk is playing frogger trying to pass everybody on a two lane road. It's fun to passive aggressively box him in while avoiding all eye contact and see his blood boil from my peripheral.




I've had people try and do that 5 or 6 times before they realize there's too much traffic and the cars behind them are getting ahead of them when the go in the right lane. 

Although if it is just one or a few cars slow and there is enough room, I will cut around them.  Wish they would just get out of the passing lane instead.



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Astral Pain said:
I hate it when some asshole punk is playing frogger trying to pass everybody on a two lane road. It's fun to passive aggressively box him in while avoiding all eye contact and see his blood boil from my peripheral.





this is definitely me. and im good at it


like if people didnt drive so fuckin slow then i wouldnt have to weave like that

i hate when slow drivers travel in the left lane. such a douche move




I wasn't referring to a two lane highway where there is a passing lane, but a main street with businesses on either side and having a red bull chugging punk driving a wrx who thinks my 10 mph over the speed limit isn't quite fast enough for his ass.

Plus the fact I drive a 97 Acura Integra makes every stupid high school kid think I'm up for a race. It's fucking exhausting and giving them a well needed time out calms me the fuck down. I had to set this straight because the last thing I need people thinking is that I'm driving miss daisy.

Sorry but I had to get that off my chest after reading all these responses. :smile:


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: 404] * 1
    #21474483 - 03/29/15 01:02 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

The wildest thing I remember seeing is a car getting T-boned in front of me.
The car that ran the red light to cause the accident must of been going at least 50 mph.
Passenger in that car went flying out through the windshield and landed at least 20ft away.

It was all sorts of craziness. The guy that got chucked out of the car immediately got up after hitting the pavement and started running around to see if everyone was ok in the other car.
I wasn't driving otherwise I would of stuck around to give the cops a statement. Hopefully nobody died that night inside either car.

Just a few weeks ago I saw some really funny, and utterly stupid shit happen.
My balcony looks out onto a small 2 lane street, but it's fairly busy at all times of the day.
As I was sitting out there, I forget what kind of car it was, but it just swerved into oncoming traffic and clipped a mini cooper.

The asshole that hit the Mini ended up in the front yard of the house across the street from me and the motherfucker tried to take off. He tore up the grass and made it about 50 feet before his tranny just gave out and the car came to a stop.
Fucking drunk drivers man. Thankfully neither person was hurt in that situation and the dude that tried to run got locked the fuck up.


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Re: crazy shit just happens when you're driving. [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21474586 - 03/29/15 01:27 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I think the worst one was. I'm sittin at a light on my way home from work and this guy in front of me is just sitting there while the light's been green for a good bit so I gently toot the horn and dude goes then a couple hundred feet down the road this guy pulls off and gets behind me follows me 7 miles to my buddies house I run in the house and tell him whats up and to grab his Binelli OU 20 gauge and I let his 2 big ass shepards out. So we go out and this dick is still sittin in front of the house. He took off when he saw the gun and the dogs, but a few nights later the fucker did it again but that time he only did several drive bys watching the house.


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