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    #21470705 - 03/28/15 03:43 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I named this thread what I did because I've had such a fucking hard weekend, need to chat and air out a bit. I was soooooo pissed off this morning, I felt very unappreciated today because I'm doing my moms job for her and she's trying to tell me. She said that I wouldn't make it in a real job because I couldn't figure out how to drain a fucking cathader. I'm thinking to myself, it's the first time I've ever attempted with only vauge instructions. I got piss all over my hands and arms and I got yelled at.

I'm watching trainspotting, fueling the romantic burn of a helpless addiction of mine. I've dose a lot of opiates because I was sad and hurting inside and that is what I revert to. Another thing is I'm like a vulcan, super strong emotions it's either really bad and dismal or overwhelmingly beautiful.


Now I'm going to try and chill out a bit, have a drink or 2,maybe smoke a bowl. How are you shroomerites doing?


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21470775 - 03/28/15 04:00 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

haha ur mom sounds like a douche


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Sheekle]
    #21470792 - 03/28/15 04:03 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

lol not really I'm blessed to have her and usually she is a saint to me. Today though...... shiiit.


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21470813 - 03/28/15 04:06 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'd let you drain my catheter bro.

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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21470818 - 03/28/15 04:07 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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lol not really I'm blessed to have her and usually she is a saint to me. Today though...... shiiit.



You're only kidding yourself because she's your mom, she's a douche.

Nobody who isn't a douche tells their son that if they can't rip a tube out of someones dick the right way that they'll "never get a real job"


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Sheekle]
    #21470972 - 03/28/15 04:55 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, I hate to hear that, man. At least you've got drugs! That's more than I've got :lol:

I'm scrapin' resin and about to watch the new TPB.

Yipee :rolleyes:


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21471151 - 03/28/15 05:43 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sorry to hear that Seriously_Trippin

I had a tough week too. Work has been breaking my back; but my cardio has already improved a lot so I'm not feeling so horrible by the end of the day anymore.

I was mostly stressed and pissed because I thought my boss wasn't happy with my work.
Turns out she is very happy, she just doesn't express it very well.
We had a talk at the end of the week that totally changed my mood from defeated and dismal to hopeful and inspired.

Just keep trucking and you'll eventually hit some strokes of luck man. :thumbup:
Took me forever to find mine.

Also, whether we like to admit it or not; good relations with your family is critical to having a deeper level of satisfaction within this society.


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21471182 - 03/28/15 05:50 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

does anyone else think it's funny op got piss on his hands?

your mom pissed on you

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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: stzacrack]
    #21471195 - 03/28/15 05:54 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:

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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: stzacrack]
    #21471214 - 03/28/15 06:01 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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does anyone else think it's funny op got piss on his hands?

your mom pissed on you



It wasn't his mom


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Sheekle]
    #21471268 - 03/28/15 06:14 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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does anyone else think it's funny op got piss on his hands?

your mom pissed on you



It wasn't his mom




you're right, i'm mistaken.

I was thinking of that time I pissed on your mom after I removed her catheter for her

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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: stzacrack]
    #21471346 - 03/28/15 06:41 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Chilling

Bored and lonely as hell


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Sheekle]
    #21471360 - 03/28/15 06:44 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Gosh I love you sheekle:) I' glad you agree with my sentiment but she has sacrificed her life for our families well being just as much I as have . Also I misphrased in the OP exactly what she said, she said "if you can't figure out a simple mechanism like the cathater , you won't be able to be an elevator technician like you want".

Which isn't exactly cruel or anything  but I still realize it was fucked up and emptying a cathader your first time while taking care of the whole family was just too highly expected of me. Has nothing to do with my success in my job future.Because we are best friends and I've never seen her jump to conclusions like that.

I think part of it is because I'm 21 with no job, car or anyway to start being independent and she truly is scared for me

This too shall pass. Out of 21 years of my life, one irrational vent making me feel bad is something II can discuss with her and clear the air.   

Also it wasn't removing the cathader, it was emptying the bag it drains into I have trouble with, which my ma did show me in detail how to do.This is (the first time in maybe 10 years) that she made me feel bad. Also this is the first weekend she's had off since my gma devolved severe Alzheimer 6 months ago.

I appreciate you telling me that it was  fucked up though, sometimes in situations like this I just need a sorry, or agree/disagreement to help me see the situation thoroughly..

Tensions been high with me too  because everyone in my family gets about 2-3 hours of sleep lately due to gma with alzhiemers as I mentioned  and I understand she's probably just stressed beyond belief like and didn't mean what she said

She is a wonderful person, al y friends just love my mom and think she's so cool and I'm eternally grateful for having an amazing mom. but everyone can get mad once in a while

I'm chilling down now just talking things out :hug:
My mom apologized and told me how much she appreciates me, how well i'm doing , i'm doing etc. She was just having a very bad moment and now everything is cool :fasted:


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: SunnyD]
    #21471369 - 03/28/15 06:46 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Chilling

Bored and lonely as hell





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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Sheekle]
    #21472919 - 03/29/15 01:28 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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I'm sorry to hear that Seriously_Trippin

I had a tough week too. Work has been breaking my back; but my cardio has already improved a lot so I'm not feeling so horrible by the end of the day anymore.

I was mostly stressed and pissed because I thought my boss wasn't happy with my work.
Turns out she is very happy, she just doesn't express it very well.
We had a talk at the end of the week that totally changed my mood from defeated and dismal to hopeful and inspired.

Just keep trucking and you'll eventually hit some strokes of luck man. :thumbup:
Took me forever to find mine.

Also, whether we like to admit it or not; good relations with your family is critical to having a deeper level of satisfaction within this society.



Thanks man :hug: , those words truly help me at a time like this when most people I know can'y empathize because they've never had to deal with it.


Cardio is probably THE BEST thing I could do for myself right now because before I gained 30 lbs from 170 to 200 I didn't have as much relentless spinal,muscular and stomach pain. I just constantly feel like I need to stay with my family and not leave her alone even if for a while. If something happened in that time I wouldn't forgive myself even though it wouldn't be my fault.

It's amazing how other peoples moods and attitudes can drastically change how you are feeling. Hopefully everything is copacetic at work for you. Deep inside I know you're right and I do feel it's a beautiful life waiting to surprise me and at times it does .

One thing I'm super grateful through all of this is though as you said is I am extremely close with my family and everything productive I do, I do for them which I wouldn't have it any other way. I smoke bong loads with my dad every time I see him and talk as friends and father son. I know just about every detail of my gmas life and it's a blessing to truly get to know them.

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does anyone else think it's funny op got piss on his hands?

your mom pissed on you



It wasn't his mom



Indeed it wasn't, a cascade of unexpected piss pouring through a half(accidentally) opened catheter might be funny one day :lol: doubt it tho. Didn't seem very funny at all at the time, not something I'd put in my stand up bit.


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21472956 - 03/29/15 01:46 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

if you do stand up and you don't think catheter piss on your hands isn't funny then I don't wanna see your bit

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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: stzacrack]
    #21473019 - 03/29/15 02:20 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: I suppose I could force it in there:tongue:


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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21477032 - 03/29/15 11:51 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I had a catheter put in once while I was on a bunch of mushrooms.
I can vaguely remember sitting down in a wheelchair, pissing on the nurse attempting to insert the catheter and then inadvertently on myself; all while my dad was watching.

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Re: (M)y(D)istaster(C)ontrol [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21477463 - 03/30/15 05:03 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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I had a catheter put in once while I was on a bunch of mushrooms.
I can vaguely remember sitting down in a wheelchair, pissing on the nurse attempting to insert the catheter and then inadvertently on myself; all while my dad was watching.

:igor:



Mannnn, that sucks I cannot imagine I feel so bad for her but at least it's not up her dick :/ Shit is no joke.

Last night she was hallucinating and ALMOST tried to rip it out in one foul swoop and I panicked and reminded her not to in a yelling fashion and she remembered and we were both like shit that was a close call. I feel so bad for her that she has to go through all that but she got a letter from her best friend from 70 years ago in elementary school. It changed the way she looks at how good she really has it even with disease and suffering with laughter and family.

The letter read something to the effect of this(Excluding all the good parts). Dorris fell in the shower and broke her nose and collar bone so she's in a home right now. Ever since Amys husband died she's been real lonely without family and also in a nursing home. Her son tried to throw her a birthday party but she was just too distraught to enjoy it.
I've also been real lonely lately since Kathy died and I wanted to tell you, you are very  lucky to have family all the time waited hand and foot and always have someone you love to be with.

So it really put it in prespective


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