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Re: Acid Farts [Re: ar1es]
    #21450004 - 03/24/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Me and my friends call them Jungle Farts.:mushroom2:

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Re: Acid Farts [Re: cjpthompson]
    #21450445 - 03/24/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Not too familiar with acid farts, but shroom farts are real and can be hilarious. I remember coming down from a level 5 trip one morning, and i felt so fucking bloated, i thought my stomach has inflating. I knew I had to let some air out before I exploded, but after spending hours trying to push out a fart, i became exhausted. I ultimately figured out a way to open my release valve by physically pulling my ass cheeks apart with my hands as wide as possible, and pushing as hard as possible. This resulted in letting out the longest, most violent, bass ridden fart that has even occupied my lower intestines. Didn't really smell too bad, but boy did it last a solid 30 seconds. I was in a hotel room at the time, and I was so worried I was going to wake up my neighbors. But oh well, shit happens right? And of course, the farting was accompanied with hysterical laughter. :grin:


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Re: Acid Farts [Re: casablanca]
    #21451336 - 03/24/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Oh come on that was a troll post on reddit.  :goodburger:


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Re: Acid Farts [Re: ar1es]
    #21457969 - 03/25/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

I'm lactose intolerant and had the superb idea of eating mac n cheese before tripping recently. I felt like I was constantly working up a fart. I felt like there was a huge bubble bloating up my insides.

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Re: Acid Farts [Re: casablanca]
    #21458139 - 03/25/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

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casablanca said:
Not too familiar with acid farts, but shroom farts are real and can be hilarious. I remember coming down from a level 5 trip one morning, and i felt so fucking bloated, i thought my stomach has inflating. I knew I had to let some air out before I exploded, but after spending hours trying to push out a fart, i became exhausted. I ultimately figured out a way to open my release valve by physically pulling my ass cheeks apart with my hands as wide as possible, and pushing as hard as possible. This resulted in letting out the longest, most violent, bass ridden fart that has even occupied my lower intestines. Didn't really smell too bad, but boy did it last a solid 30 seconds. I was in a hotel room at the time, and I was so worried I was going to wake up my neighbors. But oh well, shit happens right? And of course, the farting was accompanied with hysterical laughter. :grin:



wtf man


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Re: Acid Farts [Re: Sheekle]
    #21458603 - 03/26/15 05:07 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

On the come up I generally gotta take a piss which goes for a good 2 minutes


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Re: Acid Farts [Re: chooken]
    #21458880 - 03/26/15 05:34 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

No experience with acid, but mushroom farts are a welcome companion to any trip!

That, and the unceasing need to take a piss and the eternal cigarette that I really should light, but I keep forgetting.


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Re: Acid Farts [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21459794 - 03/26/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 11 months ago)

Man, those are some fucked up farts right there.  Or the ones where you feel like you have a third arm in your stomach


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