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Delyrium
lemonadeh.o.n.e.y.
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hahah DWI's are a joke!
#2143649 - 11/29/03 01:01 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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okay so i went to a party tonight, had some crazy drinks and got really drunk and decided to drive my friend home. well i ended up following a friend on the parkway and going like 40 mph over the speed limit. of course there was a trooper... he pulled off and started following me. of course like a mile later i get pulled over... now mind you - i'm fucking wasted...
well i act all nice and shit... say sorry and "i understand" and give out my PBA card (which has saved me from 2 other previous pull overs for speeding)... well i ended up getting out of it. hehe. i'm awesome...
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BioHazard
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2143674 - 11/29/03 01:18 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Eh, DWI's are not a joke. People like you should be shot. I've lost 3 family members because of dumbasses like you. If I had it my way, I'd shoot you and violate every orfice your dead body had.
You shoulda got arrested. You're one of the people who deserve prison-sex with "Tiny".
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Delyrium
lemonadeh.o.n.e.y.
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: BioHazard]
#2143679 - 11/29/03 01:20 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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well tiny wouldn't be bad prison sex unless "he" was a "she" - btw - i dont swerve.
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Delyrium
lemonadeh.o.n.e.y.
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2143681 - 11/29/03 01:21 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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and maybe i should clarify myself... i get a DWI no matter what alcohol i have in me - zero tolerance for me b/c i'm under 21... so even 1 drink and i'm screwed
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: BioHazard]
#2143687 - 11/29/03 01:23 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ive too lost 2 friends due to drunk driving and my dui has cost me alot in life.. it is at all not funny.. Fuck drinkin and driving.. But just cuz your a cute girl and probably batted your eyelashes the cop gave in.. fuck that! if i was goin 40 mph over the speed limit and wasted i wouldnt be typin on the shroomery for a long ass time
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SpecialEd
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2143689 - 11/29/03 01:24 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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well, gosh, that makes it okay.
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Delyrium
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: SpecialEd]
#2143713 - 11/29/03 01:43 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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its luck
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Dreamer987
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2143777 - 11/29/03 03:18 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thats not something to brag about. Thats like playing russion rulet with yours and other random peoples lives. mabey you should consider NOT doing that anymore
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2143783 - 11/29/03 03:24 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahahaha, driving drunk is funny! Yeah fucking right.
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felix
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2143825 - 11/29/03 05:11 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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what is a pba card? i am a professional drunk driver.
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Clean
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2143891 - 11/29/03 07:22 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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still, you realize that getting pulled over while drunk driving, even though you got out of it, does not make you "awesome" right? it makes you pretty damn lucky and stupid.
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Delyrium
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Clean]
#2143970 - 11/29/03 09:03 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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it makes me invinsible.
uhm a PBA card is the Police Benevolent Association. if you have a family member who's a cop or a close friend - they get only so many of these cards a year - pretty much it just gets you out of shit. i've gotten out of so much with the card, it's a beautiful thing.
ok now that i'm sober - no it's not a funny thing. eh - i know people who've died too. i just guess i'll be happy that i made it home safe, no ticket and no one else hurt besides the mini heart attack my friend was having while he had to hide all the weed.
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MaskedMulatto
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2144479 - 11/29/03 01:38 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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For some reason I'm surprised at you Del.
~Kriz
P.S. Not surprised in a good way.... just in case that wasn't clear.
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blowback
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People who drink and drive are shitheads IMHO. Don't drink and drive, get high and fly.
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Asante
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2144659 - 11/29/03 02:48 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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You do not drink and drive you do not fucking drink and drive you do not get your goddamn drunk ass behind the wheel of a car Rijd godverdomme niet als een zatte oetlul in een auto rond verrekte mongool Leck mich am arsch dreckiger betronkenes miststuck, betronken fahren nur irre du scheisskerl Its basically the same wherever you go. Don't drink and drive. What you do with your life is one thing, but what if you kill some kid? Show me a guy who drinks and drives and I show you a baboon with a hand grenade. When you are genuinely under the influence and decide to drive you are not only recklessly endangering yourself but also carelessly endangering anyone on the road. It is void of respect for yourself and others. Do not drink alcohol and drive. Do not use drugs and drive. Kindergarten stuff really. .
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Delyrium]
#2144663 - 11/29/03 02:49 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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What you should be feeling is embarrassment.
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Mitchnast
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yeah, thats pretty lame, and the cops are lame for not taking your license away permanantly. thats the only good reason we have cops, to protect us from dangerous, crimminally neglegant people who have no reguard for their own mind-numbingly asinine behaviour.
did you think you were going to get symathy for driving drunk? thats up there with child molestation and deliberate animal abuse. it's nothing like possesion or tresspassing charges. it's recreational endangerment. i think its horrific that you were actually in any way proud of yourself. you should be deeply ashamed. its thoughtless behaiour like that which stymatizes all recreational drug and alcohol use, in essence, you have consiously decided to become all thatis wrong with this society. but hey, now we know.
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ponyboy7000
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Mitchnast]
#2144774 - 11/29/03 03:49 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Obviuosly drinking and driving is no good, What about driving while stoned? Especially if your an everyday toker?
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Mitchnast
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: ponyboy7000]
#2144785 - 11/29/03 03:55 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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you know when youre drunk, and you know when youre stoned. if youre not too stoned to drive, you know. generally people who drive stoned drive super slow and carefully and get pulled over for driving way below the limit, its unlikely that you will kill someone, but driving slow is dangerous and can cause accidents. i wouldn't recommend it. but it's not as bad as driving when you're so smashed you're seeing double. if youre so stoned you black out or cant react quickly. then youre no better than a drunk driver.
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Delyrium
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Re: hahah DWI's are a joke! [Re: Mitchnast]
#2144835 - 11/29/03 04:19 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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ok well i wasnt seeing double, i wasn't swerving, i was driving fast - actually - just as fast as i normally do.
i think driving stoned is way fucking worse.
and like i said - even 1 drink in my system is a DWI for me - even if i don't feel it. zero tolerance law.
everyone handles things differently too
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