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InvisibleTheMule73
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How should I fuck around with a scammer?
    #21432013 - 03/19/15 04:27 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

The house phone got a call today with the woman saying we have won 1 of 4 prizes with the chance of having won a ford explorer. She was "bill russell's prize director" or some shit.

I wanna call back and screw around with them

Edited by TheMule73 (03/19/15 04:28 PM)

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: TheMule73] * 2
    #21432075 - 03/19/15 04:37 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

my father in law always starts basically having phonesex with them


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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: rxb]
    #21432091 - 03/19/15 04:39 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

lol ok. Thats ugh...an option.

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: TheMule73]
    #21432097 - 03/19/15 04:40 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

It sounds like a really good option.

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: rxb]
    #21432104 - 03/19/15 04:41 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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rxb said:
my father in law always starts basically having phonesex with them



I second this idea. Also record the conversation and post it on the shroomery!


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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: TheMule73]
    #21432107 - 03/19/15 04:41 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Unfortunately you will prolly hear from them first. I deeming this one Indian scam artist  EVERY TIME they call. Why? They tricked my gma into ruining her computer so now every time I get to the core of what that scammer doesn't like about there selves. I say "While you sit in your shit hole outsourced waste of a life, praying to kishnaku(I always make shit up) that some poor old woman or man who is sick and tired and only has the pleasure of internet being held ransom for 100$ so you can divide that by 10 people and BARLEY feed your family on lies, deceit and cheating the helpless.

I have more material but you get the jist most of the time they get so sad I don't get another call for a while.

I fucking hate those people


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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #21432121 - 03/19/15 04:43 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Making them feel like you're crazy or unstable is always the best. Disturb the absolute shit out of them, and have a blast doing so! Record it if possible for the lulz later on.


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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #21432136 - 03/19/15 04:46 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Damnit, wth...I just called and got a voicemail (that still congratulated me on my prize). Hm, ill try again tmrw during the day

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: TheMule73] * 1
    #21432163 - 03/19/15 04:50 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

You should keep calling them incessantly, like 10+ times an hour, and just leave disturbing voice mails about "coming to pick up your prize".


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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #21432170 - 03/19/15 04:51 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Post the number in every online place you know

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Beanhead]
    #21432176 - 03/19/15 04:51 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Beanhead said:
Post the number in every online place you know




This also works.


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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #21432204 - 03/19/15 04:56 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

18553934946

lol @ coming to pick up the prize, in a creepy voice. im gonna do that now

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: TheMule73]
    #21432233 - 03/19/15 05:01 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

get scammers numbers on the call list of other scammers... sounds like the way to go


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I'd be the guy with thousands of minions doing my bidding and all of the hot women locked in a cage for my use.[/quote]

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #21432291 - 03/19/15 05:15 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Loaded Shaman said:
Making them feel like you're crazy or unstable is always the best. Disturb the absolute shit out of them, and have a blast doing so! Record it if possible for the lulz later on.




I have listened to recordings of people doing this, acting downright mentally handicapped, and they will still try to milk you for all you're worth.  I think they probably get excited when they get someone senile or otherwise challenged because that is easy money.

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: TheMule73]
    #21432313 - 03/19/15 05:19 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

TheMule73 said:
18553934946

lol @ coming to pick up the prize, in a creepy voice. im gonna do that now




Does it actually go through? I usually can't call them back.

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Rustifer]
    #21432339 - 03/19/15 05:25 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Rustifer said:
Quote:

TheMule73 said:
18553934946

lol @ coming to pick up the prize, in a creepy voice. im gonna do that now




Does it actually go through? I usually can't call them back.



Yes it does and i just left them two voice mails of my different personalities, good prize winner bad prize winner, next is creepy prize winner then depressed prize winner. All the same name and number so they know it's me. Then a last voice mail but I don't know how to wrap up the story.


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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Supachopped719]
    #21432353 - 03/19/15 05:28 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Let my phone charge, I'll give them a few of my personalities I developed while working tech support.

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Rustifer]
    #21432362 - 03/19/15 05:29 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

And I'm pretty sure the best way this could be handled right now is if as many people as possible from here, call up and creepily try to redeem prizes.

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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: rxb]
    #21432372 - 03/19/15 05:31 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

rxb said:
my father in law always starts basically having phonesex with them




So what are you wearing?

- Sir, that's inapropriate...

You called me!



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Re: How should I fuck around with a scammer? [Re: Patlal]
    #21432502 - 03/19/15 05:58 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is awesome, lol.

Go OP! Can you record any of this? :cool:


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