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OfflineRanOutOfWeed
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Do you mess with telemarketers?
    #21426375 - 03/18/15 11:39 AM (9 years, 13 days ago)

If I'm at the computer I will open youtube and play them some orgasm sounds. Some sit and listen for a bit and others just hang up.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #21426388 - 03/18/15 11:41 AM (9 years, 13 days ago)

No. I don't kick over beggars cups either.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21426402 - 03/18/15 11:44 AM (9 years, 13 days ago)

I just yell at them angrily to fuck off and hang up. I don't get many anymore. I think I was red flagged in their system as an offensive waste of time. Now that I think about it, it's been a few years since I had any.

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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21426444 - 03/18/15 11:52 AM (9 years, 13 days ago)

Yes it's fun many are not allowed to hang up on you unless you start swearing at them and stuff. I just srtart a conversation and keep going on about anything I can think of. But the best one ever was when My one boss died and not sure if it was a sales call or a bill collector went like this.
Caller can I speak to James ---------
Me No he passed away last week.
Caller Can you tell me when he'll be back.
Me WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT HE DIED.
Caller But can you tell me a good time to reach him.
Me What don't you understand about HE'S DEAD MOTHER FUCKER. CLICK.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21426461 - 03/18/15 11:56 AM (9 years, 13 days ago)

Ya I fuck with them. I am basically a bad ass.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21426501 - 03/18/15 12:03 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

Double post oopsy poopsy

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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21426502 - 03/18/15 12:04 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

I always just repeat hi in the beginning in a really creepy voice

Then I usually ask what they're wearing and tell them they have a sexy voice

I then tell them I'm naked

Then I pretty much go on with whatever bullshit I can think of

Then I groan like I'm orgasming and flip a 180 and tell em to fuck off I hope you get aids and die.

They usually don't call me back again

I'm a sick bastard

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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21426522 - 03/18/15 12:10 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

I rarely ever get calls from them and when I do I just hang up

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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: DrRedBush] * 3
    #21426544 - 03/18/15 12:15 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

Depends on my mood. If I'm pissed off, yes they're going to hear about it.

In general, no. That's their job. I try to remain civil. It's like bitching at the drive through person at McDonald's during the lunch hour wanting to know what took so long. It's not really their fault. I work retail and deal with a lot of horse shit, so I have a certain respect for people in fast food or retail jobs. I KNOW none of it is their fault and all my bitching does, is make hurt them, and not the people who should be 'hurt'.

People should be treated with dignity. Whether you have a better job or not.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #21426564 - 03/18/15 12:20 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

If you choose to work for a company that harasses people, then you can expect to be treated like shit.

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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21426581 - 03/18/15 12:27 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

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passifloracaerulea said:
If you choose to work for a company that harasses people, then you can expect to be treated like shit.



What a stupid attitude.

You make it sound like jobs are just open left and right and everyone has every choice. People need homes to live in, people need work experience to get better jobs, people have families to care for.. There are a thousand reasons why someone might HAVE to work for one of these companies. For all you know, they're doing this job simply to pay for schooling to move onto work they actually want to do, work that could benefit people (including you).

But sure, let's build a society where everyone just rejects jobs they have available to them because they are not favorable jobs. Are you willing to give up half your paycheck to people who refuse these jobs that you think makes them deserving of the way they're treated?

Didn't think so.

If you are, tell me right now and I will walk out of my job TODAY. you can go hunt your own meat and forage for your own herb/fruits/vegetables/medical supplies and all the knick knacks you end up in the store for every single day. Let's shut down the entire retail network. See how far you get.

You know how you're harassed while shopping and told hey we have such and such on sale, you should buy it, hey would you like to donate, and blah blah.. Yeah, that isn't cuz we care. It's part of the job.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Edited by Shroomslip (03/18/15 12:31 PM)

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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21426620 - 03/18/15 12:36 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Quote:

passifloracaerulea said:
If you choose to work for a company that harasses people, then you can expect to be treated like shit.



What a stupid attitude.

You make it sound like jobs are just open left and right and everyone has every choice. People need homes to live in, people need work experience to get better jobs, people have families to care for.. There are a thousand reasons why someone might HAVE to work for one of these companies. For all you know, they're doing this job simply to pay for schooling to move onto work they actually want to do, work that could benefit people (including you).

But sure, let's build a society where everyone just rejects jobs they have available to them because they are not favorable jobs. Are you willing to give up half your paycheck to people who refuse these jobs that you think makes them deserving of the way they're treated?

Didn't think so.

If you are, tell me right now and I will walk out of my job TODAY. you can go hunt your own meat and forage for your own herb/fruits/vegetables/medical supplies and all the knick knacks you end up in the store for every single day. Let's shut down the entire retail network. See how far you get.

You know how you're harassed while shopping and told hey we have such and such on sale, you should buy it, hey would you like to donate, and blah blah.. Yeah, that isn't cuz we care. It's part of the job.



Telemarketing are useless jobs the world can live without. It's not my fault some people don't want to work their asses off to survive and see sitting in a chair all day as a real job. I mine for a living and so could every other lazy ass human on this planet.

I refuse to be subject to any form of advertising that I don't solicit. It's my right.

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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21426624 - 03/18/15 12:37 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

i iust hang up


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21426642 - 03/18/15 12:43 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

I don't really get any of those calls anymore.

Its a good idea to put them on hold while playing music, see how long they'll stay on the phone waiting.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21426647 - 03/18/15 12:44 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

Fucking with telemarketers... oooo hhh boy

Theres a guy named Jim FLorintine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Florentine


That guy released 5 albums where he messes around with telemarketers!!!!

I own 4. There funny as fuck, trust


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21426688 - 03/18/15 12:53 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

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Telemarketing are useless jobs the world can live without. It's not my fault some people don't want to work their asses off to survive and see sitting in a chair all day as a real job.



Most of the jobs in the service sector are useless. Most jobs related to sales only exist because the resource distribution system of our society is stuck in some sort of monetary market based game. That will probably change soon enough, but whatever. I'd love it if the only jobs were useful ones; garbagemen, teachers, engineers, miners, musicians, etc.
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I mine for a living and so could every other lazy ass human on this planet.



No.

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I refuse to be subject to any form of advertising that I don't solicit. It's my right.




Man, even bassfreek realises you can just hang up the phone. For experts, saying "no" or "no thanks" takes half a second and a few calories and might not be for everyone.
If the same company keeps calling you after you've declined once or twice though, I don't see a problem with bringing out some firepower.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #21426711 - 03/18/15 12:59 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

I usually let them talk and see what its all about then ask a couple dumb questions then say no thanks.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #21426717 - 03/18/15 01:00 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

The point is that I want to scare them into red flagging my number and never call me again. They do actually interrupt me and cause me to stop working and shit. They have woken me out of blissful nodding before. I think once on a lot of benzos or opiates(probably both) I even threatened one's life and said I could find out where they lived and all that, pretended to be psychotic. I vaguely remember something along those lines. I'm surprised to cops didn't show up but they were probably in ohio or some shit.

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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21426750 - 03/18/15 01:08 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

You can request that they put you on the do not call list.


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Re: Do you mess with telemarketers? [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #21426760 - 03/18/15 01:09 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

Sounds like you're butt hurt cause you down in the mines like a mole instead of a comfy air conditioned building making sales calls.


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