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Almond Flour
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Gay marriage is a JOKE
#21419676 - 03/17/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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There are 7 Sacraments in the Catholic faith. These are things handed to us from God to directly experiance him and his grace in life.
Baptism Confirmation Holy Orders Anointing of the Sick Reconciliation Eucharist and
Marriage.
Marriage is a sacred bond which is spelled out by a man and wife coming together in their natural created unitiy. It's a sacred connection that was spelled out by God and nature itself. Even a secular biologist will agree a penis was meant to go inside a vagina 
Now what does this mean? Where do Gays tie into this? From a Church standpoint, and from a biblical standpoint Gays can not get married. However this has nothing to do with spite. This has nothing to do with hate. It is sacramentaly impossible for Gays to be united spiritually from a true Christian standpoint.
Would you get mad at someone if he couldn't make the sky Red?
Would you get mad at someone if he couldn't change reality?
So why would you be angry at a Church who can not change what a divine union is created to be? Would you prefer a lie and political correctness at the expense of the truth? Do you realize it's possible for a heterosexual Catholic to be married, but not LEGALLY married?
What is it you want? A legal sheet of paper you get at window #23 At your local court house? Or a Biblical marriage? Would you be happy with simple legal rights?
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Catholics didn't invent marriage, and they aren't even real Christians, so your entire post is invalid.
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You are such a holy roller it's not even funny anymore
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Almond Flour
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: Catholics didn't invent marriage, and they aren't even real Christians, so your entire post is invalid.
They are THE Christians my friend. Now join me in a prayer to Our Lady
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Almond Flour said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: Catholics didn't invent marriage, and they aren't even real Christians, so your entire post is invalid.
They are THE Christians my friend. Now join me in a prayer to Our Lady
They worship a priest. Catholics are also the definition of Idol-Worshippers.
They go against the entire Christian idea.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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qman
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Yet, most Catholic priests and Christian pastors are gay pedophiles.
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PandaBruja13



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This sucks. Made me a bit though.
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: Gay marriage is a JOKE [Re: qman]
#21419703 - 03/17/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Whoa whoa whoa, once again, that's a Catholic thing. Not a Christian thing.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Albertheisenhouer
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What is the problem with two people love each other and get married?
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morrowasted
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Re: Gay marriage is a JOKE [Re: qman] 4
#21419705 - 03/17/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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troll troll troll your boat gently down the pub
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Almond Flour
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Almond Flour said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: Catholics didn't invent marriage, and they aren't even real Christians, so your entire post is invalid.
They are THE Christians my friend. Now join me in a prayer to Our Lady
They worship a priest. Catholics are also the definition of Idol-Worshippers.
They go against the entire Christian idea.
Who do you think MADE the bible. No one worships the priest. But they do worship the Eucharist. So if you don't believe in Christ's presence on the alter. YES there is idoltry from your standpoint
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Rustifer
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This cat is a very effective and resilient troll.
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Re: Gay marriage is a JOKE [Re: morrowasted] 2
#21419711 - 03/17/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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A penis is meant to go anywhere that both parties are willing to put it 
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Algo
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Re: Gay marriage is a JOKE [Re: qman]
#21419712 - 03/17/15 09:16 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Almond flour, are just trying to get a rise out of people?
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Albertheisenhouer
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Almond Flour said: Even a secular biologist will agree a penis was meant to go inside a vagina
As a biologist, I can say to you that there are tons of other animals that also show gay behavior. It's realy common and you should shame yourself for treating gay people this way.
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Almond Flour
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Albertheisenhouer said: What is the problem with two people love each other and get married?
It's impossible. That's my argument. A legal union, that's probably realistic, but from a spiritual God made standpoint it's impossible.
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Almond Flour said:
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Almond Flour said:
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: Catholics didn't invent marriage, and they aren't even real Christians, so your entire post is invalid.
They are THE Christians my friend. Now join me in a prayer to Our Lady
They worship a priest. Catholics are also the definition of Idol-Worshippers.
They go against the entire Christian idea.
Who do you think MADE the bible. No one worships the priest. But they do worship the Eucharist. So if you don't believe in Christ's presence on the alter. YES there is idoltry from your standpoint
Well, they may not worship the priest, but if you're going to another human man to get your sins absolved, you aren't a Christian.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Almond Flour
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Re: Gay marriage is a JOKE [Re: Algo]
#21419724 - 03/17/15 09:18 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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AlgoRythm said: Almond flour, are just trying to get a rise out of people?
I'm trying to educate on why people CANT Marry Gays.
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KremrBigSikter
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Almond Flour said: There are 7 Sacraments in the Catholic faith.
Didn't read beyond this. The True Lutheran faith, unlike your pagan catholic witchcraft, only has two sacraments; getting your head wet, and eating crackers with wine. Here's a lesbian bishop who will kick your ass.
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Almond Flour
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Christ is the one who gave us the sacrament of confession
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