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Almond Flour
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I wanna be Gay.....can you help?
#21405454 - 03/14/15 09:21 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's true! I want to be Joyful, Happy, and Carefree! The very essence of what Gay means. I understand now that you guys are right. This whole Christianity thing is just a repressive path of self denial. Nothing good comes out of it but pain and suffering. I don't want to be apart of a group with so much violence and bigotry . Hell with how society talks Christian is pretty much the same word as Bigot.
I don't want to be close minded anymore! Help me! Help me be happy.
I want to see the beauty behind two men kissing at the park.
I want to experiance true spirituality wit New age reads, drugs, and calling myself Buddhist. I Don't want a boring chuch experiance.
I want to have the joys of birth control, and abortion. O how I long for a woman's right to choose. To be able to cast off the shackles of a child (despite the fathers decision or other family members for their own flesh and blood).
I want to experiance the true joys of sex. Missionary 100% of the time is so stale! I want to sleep around because of how beautiful and important liberated sexuality is! After all, it's just sex! I see that now! I'm ready to ignore things like STDs, emotional destruction, potential killing of my offspring (woman's right to choose ya know), etc. Etc. Casual sex is no big deal! Who wants commitment!
I want to support Gay marriage! Never mind a passive indiference to Gays as a whole, I want to seem edgy and bold. I think there's nothing wrong with two dudes marrying. To hell with the Bible, and if people aren't willing to cast off old outdated beliefs, they should ignore the passages in the Bible and just throw some explanation about Jesus this....Therefore that....
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You see how fucking stupid that bullshit looks typed out As if any of these things will lead to happiness. Some of the most depressed people I know cling to such destructive beliefs. Don't follow the masses, look into your heart shroomery. What's it saying?
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (03/14/15 09:25 AM)
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: Almond Flour]
#21405476 - 03/14/15 09:27 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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You have been saved my son you are now closer to the truth. lets go do drugs and hookers and discuss the true meaning of life!
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moonrockmushy
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: Almond Flour]
#21405477 - 03/14/15 09:28 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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ur so naughty
here you go stud:

ok you're officially gay congradulations I've taken the liberty of notifying your parents and priest. ur welco
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zappaisgod
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: Almond Flour]
#21405487 - 03/14/15 09:30 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Eat more mushrooms
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Shroomslip
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21405498 - 03/14/15 09:33 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Start watching gay porn and every time you get an erection, give yourself some type of treat. A bite of your favorite food perhaps. With time and discipline, you can get your brain the rewire itself to associate seeing naked men as positive.
They do this same thing to teach pigeons to hit the right button.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: Almond Flour]
#21405510 - 03/14/15 09:35 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm still waiting on my free psp. Wtf's taking so long?
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Almond Flour
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#21405519 - 03/14/15 09:38 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Psp probably in heaven
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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Almond Flour
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21405525 - 03/14/15 09:40 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: Start watching gay porn and every time you get an erection, give yourself some type of treat. A bite of your favorite food perhaps. With time and discipline, you can get your brain the rewire itself to associate seeing naked men as positive.
They do this same thing to teach pigeons to hit the right button.
O my gosh! How dare you, HOW DARE you! Anyone with an overly emotional opinion can theorize They are born that way! Have you learned nothing from this thread?
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (03/14/15 09:40 AM)
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zappaisgod
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: Almond Flour]
#21405547 - 03/14/15 09:46 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you trying to be a gay woman? Because you'll have to do more than eat mushrooms.
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koods
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#21405553 - 03/14/15 09:48 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomslip said: Start watching gay porn and every time you get an erection, give yourself some type of treat. A bite of your favorite food perhaps. With time and discipline, you can get your brain the rewire itself to associate seeing naked men as positive.
They do this same thing to teach pigeons to hit the right button.
OP strikes me as the type that has been watching gay porn for a long time.
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Shroomslip
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Re: I wanna be Gay.....can you help? [Re: koods]
#21405562 - 03/14/15 09:49 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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But did he give himself rewards to reinforce the behavior?
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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