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OfflineJustForToday
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Wtf is wrong with women?
    #21396751 - 03/12/15 09:22 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Why does every woman that sees my cock says it is huge? Are they fucking blind? Im slightly below average. Maybe they are just used to seeing small cocks?  Why do girls do this? Does this happen to anyone else?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #21396759 - 03/12/15 09:26 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

they're just being nice is all.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #21396766 - 03/12/15 09:27 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Pretty much.

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OfflineNizzyJones
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
    #21396767 - 03/12/15 09:28 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
they're just being nice is all.




This. They sense your insecurity.


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InvisibleKauaiOrca
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: NizzyJones] * 2
    #21396769 - 03/12/15 09:29 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Sympathy comments?


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: KauaiOrca]
    #21396823 - 03/12/15 09:47 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Perhaps. But it gets on my nerves.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: JustForToday] * 4
    #21396848 - 03/12/15 09:54 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Would you rather they laugh and call your penis tiny? Any girl that's not a total bitch (unless you're a complete dick) is not going to call your penis small. They don't want to make you insecure about something you're already aware of and to them maybe it is large.

They could not mention size at all, but some men get offended by that too. It's a sensitive topic.

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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #21397805 - 03/12/15 01:45 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Im slightly below average.




How the hell do you know? Do you go online and google other men's dicks? or perhaps spend an inordinate amount of time ogling other men's junk the locker room? :uhoh:

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JustForToday said:
Why does every woman that sees my cock says it is huge?




I'm sure the prospect of sticking a large, semi-rigid meat sausage inside your body would concern you too.

Why don't you try buying yourself a 5 inch dildo and shoving it up your own butt. It might be "smaller than average" but I'm sure you'll realize how fucking huge it is when it's stretching your body apart and bumping into your internal organs.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: JustForToday] * 2
    #21398205 - 03/12/15 03:15 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Why not post your cock with a poll and let the shroomery decide?

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OfflineMoxyOx
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #21398333 - 03/12/15 03:40 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I didn't realize how big my cock was until I first had sex with a dude. That was an eye opener.


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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: MoxyOx] * 1
    #21398414 - 03/12/15 03:58 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)



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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: jakefake] * 1
    #21399144 - 03/12/15 06:19 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I once seen my father's dick once accidently. His has to be 7 inches when fully erect. Mine isn't. I thought it was hereditary?


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OfflineNizzyJones
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21399545 - 03/12/15 07:54 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

As much as anything else / that's not how heredity works. :wink:

And yeah, I'm above average but not, like, monster dicked (Okay, I'll just say it: 7") and I've always gotten the "oh my god, that's a big dick". For a long time I assumed they were just being polite. No reason to get so worked up about a compliment.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #21399689 - 03/12/15 08:33 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
I once seen my father's dick once accidently. His has to be 7 inches when fully erect. Mine isn't. I thought it was hereditary?



...... Why are you looking at your dad's erection!?

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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: JustForToday]
    #21399799 - 03/12/15 09:00 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

As long as your partners are pleased, does it really matter then?

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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: Le_Canard] * 8
    #21400005 - 03/12/15 09:45 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I should start a thread about how everyone says my dick is really big, but I'm really humble so I say it's not.

Come on. This thread has one purpose: to brag about your schlong.


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InvisibleDawks
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: koods]
    #21400157 - 03/12/15 10:23 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I should start a thread about how everyone says my dick is really big, but I'm really humble so I say it's not.

Come on. This thread has one purpose: to brag about your schlong.




:lol:

I find it quite weird that he's seen enough dude's erect dicks to know exactly how he measures up.


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OfflineJustForToday
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: Dawks]
    #21400893 - 03/13/15 05:01 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I mainly just compare myself to porn actors. That's the only dicks besides mine I see. But naturally those guys are supposed to be hung.


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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: JustForToday] * 3
    #21401045 - 03/13/15 06:28 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Wait didn't you just say you saw your dad's erection
:notsureif:


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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: Wtf is wrong with women? [Re: trekie]
    #21401087 - 03/13/15 06:48 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

This isn't the pub  :rolleyes:


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