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OfflineMental Taco
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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Algo]
    #21392393 - 03/11/15 11:34 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Back when i was young and dumb (still am lol) i was 19 dating a 17 yo.
Well we were all crazed up in that honeymooner lover phase all like your the one for the rest of our lives things.... Well long story short she had this brilliant idea she wanted me to get her pregnant so her dad couldnt split us up or nothing else come between us that sorta thing.

So for 3 months damn near daily we fucked and i would come in her and 3 damn months nothin happened! I couldnt believe it, i chalked it up to my daily cannabis habit giving me a low sperm count lol. 

I didnt know about the cycle back then, but now i do and thats prolly it just combbo of bad timing and lower sperm cuz i drank mtn dew hahahah.

Damn was she a crazy girl. Ahhhhhhh the good old days i remember she was such a horndog she begged me to fuck her in the back seat of our friends car while on our way home from a haunted house. And i did hahaha. Ahhhh nuff said... Too much said....


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21392405 - 03/11/15 11:36 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I remember a few honeymoon phases.  Fucking until your dick is as red as a fire truck.

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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Algo]
    #21392424 - 03/11/15 11:39 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

know what they call people who pull out?  ....... parents.


if you dont want to use condoms or be on birth control, just use contraceptive foam or film.  its cheap and easy as fuck.  If you a man with no intent on having kids, get fucking snipped.


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: sprinkles]
    #21392451 - 03/11/15 11:44 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

That sounds way too risky. You're living life on the edge.

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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: sprinkles]
    #21392462 - 03/11/15 11:47 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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sprinkles said:
know what they call people who pull out?  ....... parents.
get fucking snipped.




LOL!


And I agree, getting snipped is a good idea. its actually the best option of BC in my opinion. its not harmful to the guy and the lady dont gotta be on drugs and mess with their fragile hormones, lol


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Algo]
    #21392479 - 03/11/15 11:53 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Yes, if you really don't want kids, get snipped.  Don't be too self-congratulatory or over-confident about having been lucky thus far.  I know plenty of people who used the rhythm method in combination with the pill or shot and still got pregnant.  The only way to be absolutely iron-clad sure of avoiding pregnancy is to get the surgery or stop having sex altogether.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Algo] * 1
    #21392640 - 03/11/15 12:22 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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CherryBom said:
This is terrible, irresponsible advice.




No its not, lol. its the truth. I am not saying go have sex with a bunch of people. If you are in a committed relationship this is good advice.





Actually, it's not good advice because every woman's cycle is different. This may work for YOUR partner, but the same timeline might not work for someone else.

My partner & I also use the rhythm/family planning method to NOT get pregnant, but my cycle is not totally regular so we have to be REALLY careful about tracking it.

There are so many more steps to this than just "two weeks after & before". You have to count the days, check for the quality of discharge, and for some people it's necessary to take their temperature.

You want to basically be able to pinpoint pretty much the EXACT day of ovulation because she can get pregnant for 3 days before and 3 days after.

My partner & I use protection from about days 9-21 of my cycle for this reason, because I generally ovulate between days 13-16.


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: yogabunny]
    #21392666 - 03/11/15 12:27 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

That's a much more realistic way of doing it.  Rhythm method isn't 100% effective either, though, as I'm sure you know since you use other forms of bc as well.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: sun_spots]
    #21392927 - 03/11/15 01:40 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

absolutely 100% guaranteed way to not get her pregnant... don't have sex


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Bjorn_Stormcrow]
    #21392952 - 03/11/15 01:49 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Or be a homosexual that is. Also a 100 percent way to avoid pregnancy


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Algo]
    #21393472 - 03/11/15 03:29 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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AlgoRythm said:
Two weeks after her period she can get pregnant. Make sure you pull out or use some sort of protection. Then after the 2 weeks its clear sailing until she after her period again. Meaning you can nut all up in it:naughty: I have noticed alot of people dont know this little tidbit. Enjoy everyone!



Do you know what they call people who follow this advice?


















































Parents.


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21393579 - 03/11/15 03:50 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

It's even funnier the third time.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: sun_spots]
    #21393615 - 03/11/15 03:55 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Not everyone seems to get it yet, so the joke obviously needs to be told a few more time.

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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21393760 - 03/11/15 04:19 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Had a lot of sex and partners without condoms never once had a scare.




That's not good. It must mean you are infertile. I'd go get that checked out..


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: JustForToday]
    #21393946 - 03/11/15 05:00 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
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Anonymous said:
Had a lot of sex and partners without condoms never once had a scare.




That's not good. It must mean you are infertile. I'd go get that checked out..



No it just means my pull out game strong

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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21394297 - 03/11/15 06:07 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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JustForToday said:
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Anonymous said:
Had a lot of sex and partners without condoms never once had a scare.




That's not good. It must mean you are infertile. I'd go get that checked out..



No it just means my pull out game strong




Shit. Only time I ever had sex, years ago, I pulled out and she had a kid like 9 months later. But i'm not worried about it. She claims someone else is the dad when the girl clearly looks like me. He has to pay child support. That sucks for him.


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: sun_spots]
    #21394754 - 03/11/15 07:38 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
It's even funnier the third time.




It never gets old.


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21394951 - 03/11/15 08:30 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

But the kids do


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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: trekie]
    #21397845 - 03/12/15 01:59 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I dont have unprotected sex unless its anal.

my girl has already confirmed that if she gets pregnant shes keeping it. so im not taking any chances

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Re: How to not get her pregnant [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21397996 - 03/12/15 02:36 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I dont have unprotected sex unless its anal.

my girl has already confirmed that if she gets pregnant shes keeping it. so im not taking any chances




At least now you know the cycle. Knowledge is a good thing


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