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Sheekle
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I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars
#21387666 - 03/10/15 03:50 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Almost 22 and I've never drank a cup of coffee.
Do you want that to change?
Gather 1,000 dollars between all of you and i'll do it on video.
Intelligently discuss
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle]
#21387670 - 03/10/15 03:51 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Almost 22 and I've never drank a cup of coffee.
Do you want that to change?
Gather 1,000 dollars between all of you and i'll do it on video.
Intelligently discuss
Intelligently discuss how you are a wimp?
jk jk - but just drink it!
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: KingKnowledge]
#21387673 - 03/10/15 03:52 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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smhh ok
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle]
#21387676 - 03/10/15 03:52 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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You drink the coffee and give me the money.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle]
#21387736 - 03/10/15 03:58 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Only if it is kopi luwak coffee.
Kopi luwak or civet coffee, refers to the seeds of coffee berries once they have been eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus)
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sun King]
#21387809 - 03/10/15 04:03 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hippies like to brag about not drinking coffee because they say it is dangerous.
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Edited by Bitter Cactus (03/10/15 04:06 PM)
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21387846 - 03/10/15 04:08 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bitter Cactus said: Hippies like to brag about not drinking coffee because they say it is dangerous.
I'm not "bragging" nor do I think it's dangerous.
Damn, I can't believe I just bit that troll bait.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle]
#21388286 - 03/10/15 05:26 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drank my first cup at 32. Customer brought in the big starbucks mega jug of coffee and no one was drinking it. I felt bad so I had a bunch of cups with tons of sugar and cream. I felt like I was high on amps the rest of the day. Fuckin wild!
I really only drink it about a couple of times a month now.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: JohnnieYen]
#21388297 - 03/10/15 05:28 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not impressive sheekle unless you have never tried caffiene in ANY form....soda included.
Give that guy a giant cup of coffee and I might pay to watch
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle]
#21388300 - 03/10/15 05:29 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nah.
Sometimes hippies brag about smoking weed every day and say they have never taken one puff from a cigarette and never drink. It pisses me off.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21388350 - 03/10/15 05:40 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle why do you think that not doing commonly accepted and normal things deserve you the right to make money if you do decide to do them.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Bitter Cactus]
#21388357 - 03/10/15 05:41 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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sheekle...you're only 21?
I mean, you act ike your 17 but I thought you were just messin around.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#21388368 - 03/10/15 05:43 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: sheekle...you're only 21?
I mean, you act ike your 17 but I thought you were just messin around.
How old did you think I was?
And why would me being 21 make me unable to troll at times?
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle] 2
#21388462 - 03/10/15 06:06 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Coffee tastes gross. I don't know how people drink that stuff, tea tastes way better.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle]
#21388571 - 03/10/15 06:29 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I honestly don't care whether you ever have coffee or not. It's your body I'm sure you have had caffeinated sodas though, basically the same thing.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle]
#21388590 - 03/10/15 06:32 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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Bill_Oreilly said: sheekle...you're only 21?
I mean, you act ike your 17 but I thought you were just messin around.
How old did you think I was?
And why would me being 21 make me unable to troll at times?
I thought you were like 45
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21388665 - 03/10/15 06:50 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomopotamus said:
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Sheekle said:
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Bill_Oreilly said: sheekle...you're only 21?
I mean, you act ike your 17 but I thought you were just messin around.
How old did you think I was?
And why would me being 21 make me unable to troll at times?
I thought you were like 45
I thought he was atleast 24
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle] 1
#21388691 - 03/10/15 06:56 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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How the hell do you wake up? Coffee is my favorite drink next to water. I'd rather cut off my dick than give up coffee.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: fapjack] 1
#21388701 - 03/10/15 06:59 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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fapjack said: How the hell do you wake up? Coffee is my favorite drink next to water. I'd rather cut off my dick than give up coffee.
I move rather slowly and apathetically for the first couple hours upon waking up typically.
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Re: I will drink a cup of coffee for one thousand dollars [Re: Sheekle]
#21388735 - 03/10/15 07:09 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly Sheekle, you come off to me as the kinda guy that would be offered a cup of coffee, and then decline with pride, thats how the straight edge kids I used to go to high school with were
But it sounds like you trip ballz quite often, so I suppose your not like that
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