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Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer.
#21380964 - 03/08/15 11:45 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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So in the simplest form possible I shall explain my situation. Been smoking marijuana habitually. Every day. For the last 7-8 years. I graduated high school and jumped into the construction industry because i hadnt a clue of what to do with my life. I'm 21 now and have the option to move 4 hours north and start college for pharmacology. The feat encountered would be passing a drug test within the next 2-3 weeks for a part time job. I still have bills to pay. I havnt smoked in 1-2 days. Anywho. I'm 115-120 lbs soaking wet with an astonishingly high metabolism. Say hypothetically starting now - I start chugging water and working out diligently day in and day out. Am I royally fucked or would you guys say i'm safe? Take into account that is 7 years of everyday use - but im also a twig-fuck which imposes the belief that i can flush it out quickly. Input?
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz] 1
#21380967 - 03/08/15 11:46 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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new2shroomzz
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: Salomon]
#21380977 - 03/08/15 11:51 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Blah. Just know i'm willing to run miles within the next few weeks. Ill sweat until I pass out. And chug enough water to give me poisoning. Is it possible or nah?
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: Salomon]
#21380979 - 03/08/15 11:52 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Herbal cleanse q caps from gnc. Drink more water then you ever have until you have a weird looking shit. Worked for me anyways
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: Salomon]
#21380983 - 03/08/15 11:53 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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There is another thread on this, synthetic urine is probably your best bet and you wouldn't have to stress out your body with all this 'cleansing'.
You can have it mailed to you in one or two business days.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: Shining Cosmos]
#21380993 - 03/08/15 11:59 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ill do WHATEVER it takes. Just know the factors. 7-8 years. EVERYDAY use. Without a break. 115 lbs with a metabolism higher than you've ever seen. Can I flush it? Ill get the GNC pills. Ill sweat my ass off. And ill drink enough water to the point ill need a catheter to prevent myself from pissing myself every five minutes. Im only 1-2 days clean. Possible? I fucked myself, didnt I? and I don't want to have to use synthetic urine.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz] 1
#21380996 - 03/09/15 12:01 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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2-3 weeks should be plenty of time. or am i missing something here?
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz]
#21380998 - 03/09/15 12:02 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz]
#21381000 - 03/09/15 12:03 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly with 3 weeks, you could clean your system out pretty easily.
Why don't you want to use synthetic urine ?
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: Atreyu] 1
#21381002 - 03/09/15 12:06 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Buy test strips at the pharmacy and keep an eye on it.
If you're not clean before the test use synthetic urine.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz]
#21381003 - 03/09/15 12:06 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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smoking pot is not worth jeopardizing a good opportunity like this. You can have a future and make a life for yourself. You could earn a decent living wage and not have to struggle to live in this world. fuck pot. you could have a family and a good life. its not fucking worth it. at all.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: Atreyu]
#21381004 - 03/09/15 12:07 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Because i've never taken a legitimate drug test and i'm an extremely honest person. Something about synthetic urine, storing it in a condom/pill bottle and trying to cheat the system scares me. Id fuck up somehow. I rather just piss clean. I will devote every minute from now to sweating and chugging water if its remotely possible.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: sprinkles]
#21381007 - 03/09/15 12:09 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well aware. I was blindsided by the opportunity. And I agree with you.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz]
#21381008 - 03/09/15 12:09 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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3 weeks clean should be plenty of time. no need for chugging water and sweating and all that bs. just stay clean, you should be fine.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: Atreyu]
#21381012 - 03/09/15 12:13 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can understand that. I feel a little bad if I have to end up using it too. I've justified it because these drug tests seem to mostly target cannabis users. Though your technically still cheating by trying to clean your system out, so there's that.
I think you stand a good chance of being clean by the time of the test.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: Atreyu]
#21381018 - 03/09/15 12:17 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thank you to all and everyone for the input. I will absolutely positively refrain from use until the test. And probably afterwards just to avoid future scares xD. Its time to get my life together. And ill probably still chug water and work out diligently everyday just to ensure I come up negative. Thanks guys!
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz]
#21381025 - 03/09/15 12:21 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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have a good life, not a fucking shit life where you find joy in nothing.
if the good life fails you, you can always choose jails, institutions, and death. which is where drug use leads. You can refund your misery any time you want, that shit will always be there. How comforting.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz]
#21381026 - 03/09/15 12:22 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I pissed clean in 10 days and that was similar use amounts. I do not have a fast metabolism. are you female because 120 lbs is reallly fucking skinny man.
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: sprinkles]
#21381028 - 03/09/15 12:23 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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What are you like 5'4? 115lbs and work in construction im confused
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Re: Drastic life change. Would love a solid answer. [Re: new2shroomzz]
#21381029 - 03/09/15 12:23 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Personally i think drinking cranberry juice and shit like that sin't true. Get an I.v. bag from a hospital, warm clean real piss before you go in and stick the nozzle under your dick
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