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Anonymous #1
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I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. 3
#21374609 - 03/07/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I work for a Fortune 500 company in downtown Manhattan.
Without getting super specific, here is what I have done over the course of the past 18 months:
We typically bill clients premiums in excess of $250,000 (it is never less than $100,000). I don't want to say what for.
I am in charge of printing the invoices.
Any NEW clients, who are billed in excess of $250,000, I create two invoices. One for $150,000, and the other for $100,000.
The $150,000 invoice gets sent as normal. The $100,000 has the bank account of associates of mine outside of the country.
It takes at least 6-8 months before the company being billed or our company realizes anything has gone wrong.
I have done this every 2-3 months.
I do not know what the end game for this is yet, but it will involve me leaving the country once the $3,000,000 mark is met.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1] 9
#21374709 - 03/07/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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fukn a. way to go.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #2] 2
#21374908 - 03/07/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Best of luck, don't forget us after you've left.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21374986 - 03/07/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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mod edit: Please do not try to get this guys stolen money
Edited by Alan Rockefeller (03/08/15 04:47 PM)
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4] 3
#21375569 - 03/07/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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^^^No Feds please. Thank you.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#21375578 - 03/07/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Good luck is right, cause your gonna need it, lots
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21375579 - 03/07/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pretty presumptuous of you to call me a fed just because I suggested making a donation, when there are truly anonymous payment methods these days such as Bitcoin, or Darkcoin if that's not good enough for you.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4] 2
#21375622 - 03/07/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Go get a job you lazy fuck.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#21375771 - 03/07/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well what I had in mind was: I found that it's possible to filter out the toxic ergolines from ergot (ergot includes morning glory seeds as such seeds were determined to be infected w/ ergot in 2004; details) without a chromatography setup. The process simply involves any of various adsorbent clays.
The usual procedures of extraction with suitable organic solvents, such as benzene, chloroform, methylene chloride and the like, or absorption with the known absorbent means, such as charcoal, bentonite and the like, under alkaline conditions, may be used for the separation and isolation of the mixture or the obtained alkaloids. The mixture, in which lysergic acid amide and isolysergic acid amide are prevalently present, can then be hydrolyzed with alkali, in known manner, to lysergic and isolysergic acid (J. Chem. Society, 1934, p. 674, and 1936, p. 1440).
Otto snow. Details: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21374406
Many people only regard ergot as a starting material for LSD, seeing it as a useless psychedelic in and of itself, but the likes of Hofmann and Owsley stand in opposition to that idea.
(Eisner) and there is morning glories and ergot in nature, but you have to do the chemistry in order to make something that’s effective.
(Owsley) No, that’s not true. Ergot contains many natural, highly psychedelic alkaloids.
Eisner, Bruce. "Interview with an Alchemist: Bear Owsley Interview." Bruce Eisner's Writings
NOTE: Owsley's indication of 'many' alkaloids seems to be inaccurate, but the essence of what he's saying still stands.
Grof: Have you actually tried the ololiuhqui yourself? [oh-lowlee-uh-kee] Hofmann: Yes, I did. But, of course, it is about ten times less active; to get a good effect, you need one to two milligrams.* Grof: And what was that experience like? Hofmann: The experience had some strong narcotic effect, but at the same time there was a very strange sense of voidness. In this void, everything loses its meaning. It is a very mystical experience.
When I discovered lysergic acid amides in ololiuhqui, I realized that LSD is really just a small chemical modification of a very old sacred drug of Mexico. Stanislav Grof Interviews Dr. Albert Hofmann (1984). MAPS Bulletin 9.2 (Fall 2001): 22–35.
*The effective dose of lysergic acid amide is 1 to 2 mg by oral application. Hofmann, Albert. The Road to Eleusis: Unveiling the Secret of the Mysteries. 1978. R. G. Wasson, Albert Hofmann, and Carl A. P. Ruck. Page 10. DOWNLOAD
The use of ergot (this term includes morning glory seeds) as a psychoactive has been blighted by issues such as the ergoline toxins contained threin; administering the drug simply by chewing seeds, which can cause severe G.I. distress; failure to effectively infuse the ergine (lysergic acid amide) therein into the extraction liquid; and simply vomiting up the preparation before it fully absorbs. I'm proposing to enable the common person to achieve a purified version of ergot. This will simply require paying a knowledgable individual to make a 'tek' based on the methods linked to at the start of this post. I think this would be a solid donation to the psychedelic community.
The following trip report is a good example of someone who achieved pleasant effects from ergot, but whom was also bothered by side effects produced by the ergot throughout her experience. I think a preparation of ergot where such side effects were not present would be wonderful.
The seeds weren't a let down, I would say my body was a let down.I will definitely plant them in my garden so I can get untreated seeds that won't make me sick. [inaccurate statement] After laying down for a little bit I felt a lot better.Music sounded amazing and even the songs that I listen to all the time seemed new, like my mind reinvented them.Some lines moved slightly.I went to the bathroom and everything was so bright and vivid.My pupils were big so I just stared at my reflection for some time.I was walking like some kind of rusty robot, balancing from side to side.After that I went back to my room and I opened the window.I saw 3 people passing through the street, they seemed distorted, like reflections in a lake and their voices sounded like echoes.Everything felt extremely surreal.My senses improved greatly.I could see every little detail, I could hear the birds in the forest.I also had some auditive hallucinations like hearing faint children's voices.Two minutes passed like 30 minutes.Everything was fascinating. It was a good experience after all.I'm looking forward to trying them again.
05/02/12 http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16169918#16169918
Edited by Anonymous (03/07/15 09:37 PM)
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4] 1
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Anonymous #6 said: Go get a job you lazy fuck.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21377262 - 03/08/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Smooth move. $3 mil ain't shit in the grand scheme of things. You'd best be planning on going to a third world country where the dollar is actually worth something if you expect that money to last any amount of time.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#21377638 - 03/08/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: Well what I had in mind was: I found that it's possible to filter out the toxic ergolines from ergot (ergot includes morning glory seeds as such seeds were determined to be infected w/ ergot in 2004; details) without a chromatography setup. The process simply involves any of various adsorbent clays.
The usual procedures of extraction with suitable organic solvents, such as benzene, chloroform, methylene chloride and the like, or absorption with the known absorbent means, such as charcoal, bentonite and the like, under alkaline conditions, may be used for the separation and isolation of the mixture or the obtained alkaloids. The mixture, in which lysergic acid amide and isolysergic acid amide are prevalently present, can then be hydrolyzed with alkali, in known manner, to lysergic and isolysergic acid (J. Chem. Society, 1934, p. 674, and 1936, p. 1440).
Otto snow. Details: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21374406
Many people only regard ergot as a starting material for LSD, seeing it as a useless psychedelic in and of itself, but the likes of Hofmann and Owsley stand in opposition to that idea.
(Eisner) and there is morning glories and ergot in nature, but you have to do the chemistry in order to make something that’s effective.
(Owsley) No, that’s not true. Ergot contains many natural, highly psychedelic alkaloids.
Eisner, Bruce. "Interview with an Alchemist: Bear Owsley Interview." Bruce Eisner's Writings
NOTE: Owsley's indication of 'many' alkaloids seems to be inaccurate, but the essence of what he's saying still stands.
Grof: Have you actually tried the ololiuhqui yourself? [oh-lowlee-uh-kee] Hofmann: Yes, I did. But, of course, it is about ten times less active; to get a good effect, you need one to two milligrams.* Grof: And what was that experience like? Hofmann: The experience had some strong narcotic effect, but at the same time there was a very strange sense of voidness. In this void, everything loses its meaning. It is a very mystical experience.
When I discovered lysergic acid amides in ololiuhqui, I realized that LSD is really just a small chemical modification of a very old sacred drug of Mexico. Stanislav Grof Interviews Dr. Albert Hofmann (1984). MAPS Bulletin 9.2 (Fall 2001): 22–35.
*The effective dose of lysergic acid amide is 1 to 2 mg by oral application. Hofmann, Albert. The Road to Eleusis: Unveiling the Secret of the Mysteries. 1978. R. G. Wasson, Albert Hofmann, and Carl A. P. Ruck. Page 10. DOWNLOAD
The use of ergot (this term includes morning glory seeds) as a psychoactive has been blighted by issues such as the ergoline toxins contained threin; administering the drug simply by chewing seeds, which can cause severe G.I. distress; failure to effectively infuse the ergine (lysergic acid amide) therein into the extraction liquid; and simply vomiting up the preparation before it fully absorbs. I'm proposing to enable the common person to achieve a purified version of ergot. This will simply require paying a knowledgable individual to make a 'tek' based on the methods linked to at the start of this post. I think this would be a solid donation to the psychedelic community.
The following trip report is a good example of someone who achieved pleasant effects from ergot, but whom was also bothered by side effects produced by the ergot throughout her experience. I think a preparation of ergot where such side effects were not present would be wonderful.
The seeds weren't a let down, I would say my body was a let down.I will definitely plant them in my garden so I can get untreated seeds that won't make me sick. [inaccurate statement] After laying down for a little bit I felt a lot better.Music sounded amazing and even the songs that I listen to all the time seemed new, like my mind reinvented them.Some lines moved slightly.I went to the bathroom and everything was so bright and vivid.My pupils were big so I just stared at my reflection for some time.I was walking like some kind of rusty robot, balancing from side to side.After that I went back to my room and I opened the window.I saw 3 people passing through the street, they seemed distorted, like reflections in a lake and their voices sounded like echoes.Everything felt extremely surreal.My senses improved greatly.I could see every little detail, I could hear the birds in the forest.I also had some auditive hallucinations like hearing faint children's voices.Two minutes passed like 30 minutes.Everything was fascinating. It was a good experience after all.I'm looking forward to trying them again.
05/02/12 http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16169918#16169918
Are you really pitching a troll thread this hard with a bunk scheme? Jesus christ...
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #9]
#21377684 - 03/08/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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they're gunna find out what you'r doing if they haven't already, investigate you for a while and gathering enough evidence to completely bury you. Then right after you get that last hundred grand your gunna get busted in the airport waiting for your flight at the terminal to take you on grand escape. then you'll go to prison for a while and loose everything.
keep us updated i wanna see how this works out for you
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #10]
#21378438 - 03/08/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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They don't nab you in airports, that's hollywood bullshit.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #8]
#21378453 - 03/08/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #8 said: Smooth move. $3 mil ain't shit in the grand scheme of things. You'd best be planning on going to a third world country where the dollar is actually worth something if you expect that money to last any amount of time.
3 mil is a chunk of fucking change.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21378461 - 03/08/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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false claims. no one is stupid enough to admit that on a public forum. liar.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #12]
#21378533 - 03/08/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seriously....get a fucking job. Do you think I am risking everything so I can donate to some ridiculous cause like "ergot" research?!? Maybe I could also donate to the society of tallest midgets?
BTW....definitely not a troll thread....and sadly I do agree that 3 mil is not enough to last a lifetime comfortably in most first world counties (my take would only be 2 mil anyway).
I am thinking somewhere in Eastern Europe...
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Anonymous #13
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21378580 - 03/08/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Give em hell!!!! fuck the man!
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #6] 1
#21378631 - 03/08/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #6 said: They don't nab you in airports, that's hollywood bullshit.
Definitely happens..
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #14]
#21378704 - 03/08/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jesus.
If theres not at least 10 mill involved, (something you could actually live on for quit some time), Not worth the amount of prison time your getting ready to do.
Best of luck and keep us posted!
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #15]
#21378898 - 03/08/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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What an ass fuck if you don't think 3 mil tax free is not a chunk of change… Simmer down Paris Hilton.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #11]
#21379426 - 03/08/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #11 said: What an ass fuck if you don't think 3 mil tax free is not a chunk of change… Simmer down Paris Hilton.
Exactly. He said his take would be 2 million. he could spend 100,000 thousand dollars a year for 20 years with that. Also with that kinda money he could use it to find ways to make more money (investments). He could love modestly and spend 50 grand a year and run out of money in 40 years. Maybe he's 40 years old. That's retirement money right there as long as he lives modestly.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21379661 - 03/08/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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i r confuzed.
you say it takes 6-8 months for them to realize what happened. yet you have been doing this for 18 months.
soooo... explain what you mean, because obviously several clients should have realized by now.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #17]
#21379720 - 03/08/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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ya this too ^^ I meant to ask in my post.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
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Anonymous #1 said: Seriously....get a fucking job. Do you think I am risking everything so I can donate to some ridiculous cause like "ergot" research?!? Maybe I could also donate to the society of tallest midgets?
BTW....definitely not a troll thread....and sadly I do agree that 3 mil is not enough to last a lifetime comfortably in most first world counties (my take would only be 2 mil anyway).
I am thinking somewhere in Eastern Europe...
sounds like something a liar would say. Its typical for a liar to full on melt and get defensive just as you have. ya fuckin liar.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#21380705 - 03/08/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #6 said: They don't nab you in airports, that's hollywood bullshit.
actually they do, ive seen it happen.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21381234 - 03/09/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeh it's called interpol.
Is this worth leaving your family behind ?
What countries have you considered ? Czech Republic or Switzerland maybe would be a good choice.
Israel if your Jewish, they will not extradite you.
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Anonymous #19
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #18]
#21381314 - 03/09/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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very smart idea posting about it on the shroomery. You mention that you do invoices at a business in Manhattan. Your leaving hints and leads for people to follow. If you really are stealing that kinda money, your best bet is to keep quiet and not brag about it
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Anonymous #20
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #19] 2
#21381359 - 03/09/15 03:49 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have a hard time believing this story. Maybe it is because you left out details I don't know.
You sound like you're doing collections or some shit for larger sums of money. You need to invoice for $250,000. So you split the invoices into two. How is that not caught via audit? You can't just go having two invoices 100,000 and 150,000 without going unnoticed? When the real invoice is paid it will only be 150,000$? When it should be 250,000. Then the other invoice you said goes to an associates bank account?
This is all very traceable considering the companies have all the banking information of your friend. It just sounds like a shit way to get caught. If you were truly doing this you would split the invoices up from 1->2->4->6 using all separate banking information. You would ensure that this money moved to seemingly legit companies (preferably fabricated by you in an overseas entity). Then you would need to integrate the money without it being noticed. Preferably using an all cash business such as a nightclub or similar. The money should never directly transfer to the nightclub, it should move into the fake companies generated (be they an entertainment business or real estate it doesn't matter).
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #20]
#21381556 - 03/09/15 06:56 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nobody with the brains to pull off a three million dollar heist as described would post about it here.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21384780 - 03/09/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm not buying it, OP.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #22]
#21384805 - 03/09/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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If this is true Please run now! Figure it out quick waiting is something a liar would do also troll!
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Anonymous #24
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #15]
#21434844 - 03/20/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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just go to mexico and buy a few kilos and start raking in the dough, like a baws!
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Anonymous #25
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #24]
#21438235 - 03/21/15 01:41 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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you need to start hiding cash now.
get a large pvc pipe. at least 4-6 inches diameter and between 2-3 feet long. cap one end with pvc glue don't forget to use the primer. fill it with as much stacks of $10, $20, $50, $100 dollar bills. cap it off with primer and glue. allow it to dry well.
find a place away from the home of friends, family, or any one who would know you go somewhere secluded. bury the pipes filled with cash. dig about 4-5 feet down place each pipe in a black contractor bag roll it up and duct tape for a strong seal and add zip ties as extra security. place in bottom of hole a refill to ground level. scatter leaves and debris to make area look natural again. draw map. leave hints for your self.
do this now so after you pull your time in prison you can come out with cold hard cash waiting on you. tell know one what you did hide map in your brain. good luck. mind the soap in the shower.
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Anonymous #26
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#21439242 - 03/21/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm calling the FBI unless you send me some cash buddy...PM me now!
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Anonymous #21
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #26]
#21440058 - 03/21/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahaha I get it, OP cant cause its the anon forum.
THATS HILARIOUS
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21443681 - 03/22/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said:
The $150,000 invoice gets sent as normal. The $100,000 has the bank account of associates of mine outside of the country.
watch this "associate" steal all your cash and you go to jail and get buttfucked cause you so pretty
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Anonymous #27
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #28
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21485983 - 04/01/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: I work for a Fortune 500 company in downtown Manhattan.
Without getting super specific, here is what I have done over the course of the past 18 months:
We typically bill clients premiums in excess of $250,000 (it is never less than $100,000). I don't want to say what for.
I am in charge of printing the invoices.
Any NEW clients, who are billed in excess of $250,000, I create two invoices. One for $150,000, and the other for $100,000.
The $150,000 invoice gets sent as normal. The $100,000 has the bank account of associates of mine outside of the country.
It takes at least 6-8 months before the company being billed or our company realizes anything has gone wrong.
I have done this every 2-3 months.
I do not know what the end game for this is yet, but it will involve me leaving the country once the $3,000,000 mark is met.
wish i had something like this tbh
white people have all the luck smh
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Anonymous #29
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #28]
#21536546 - 04/12/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol op your bullshitting is so obvious stealing money is not that easy, in fact nothing about your so called scheme makes any logical sense
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Anonymous #30
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #29]
#21536601 - 04/12/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 9 months ago) |
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Please a mail a check for 150,000 to our company address and wire the rest to a numbered account in the cayman islands.
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Anonymous #31
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #30]
#21602164 - 04/27/15 12:38 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know what you all are talking about...but if you budget your money correctly, 3 million is enough to retire off of and live comfortably.
If you don't get caught, have fun.
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Anonymous #32
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21604356 - 04/27/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: I work for a Fortune 500 company in downtown Manhattan.
Without getting super specific, here is what I have done over the course of the past 18 months:
We typically bill clients premiums in excess of $250,000 (it is never less than $100,000). I don't want to say what for.
I am in charge of printing the invoices.
Any NEW clients, who are billed in excess of $250,000, I create two invoices. One for $150,000, and the other for $100,000.
The $150,000 invoice gets sent as normal. The $100,000 has the bank account of associates of mine outside of the country.
It takes at least 6-8 months before the company being billed or our company realizes anything has gone wrong.
I have done this every 2-3 months.
I do not know what the end game for this is yet, but it will involve me leaving the country once the $3,000,000 mark is met.
Good job posting this in the anonymous forum. I'm sure the FBI could never crack the anonymity this forum offers
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#27890769 - 08/05/22 07:33 AM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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It would be cool to get an update on this.
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Anonymous #33
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#27890814 - 08/05/22 08:13 AM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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Op is in prison.
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Anonymous #34
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#27890889 - 08/05/22 09:19 AM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #4 said: It would be cool to get an update on this.
Op got a job working as a stage technician for an off-Broadway musical production.
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Anonymous #35
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #34]
#27891590 - 08/05/22 06:14 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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OP is a degenerate criminal. People like Anonymous #1 deserve to be rounded up and caged and beaten and auctioned off as slaves. I hope you die in a labour camp. Dont drop the soap.
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Anonymous #36
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #35]
#27891674 - 08/05/22 07:08 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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Fucked in the anus?
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Anonymous #37
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #35]
#27891676 - 08/05/22 07:10 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #35 said: OP is a degenerate criminal. People like Anonymous #1 deserve to be rounded up and caged and beaten and auctioned off as slaves. I hope you die in a labour camp. Dont drop the soap.
These degenerate highrolling venture capitalists destroyed the economy gambling on mortgages. CEOs regularly fuck over huge number of workers for another limo and jet and pool. It's unethical almost to NOT steal from them.
The law is written by the rich to serve the rich, and there's no hint of fairness to it. I don't break the law due to the risks involved, but if I had a good situation and I'd get away with it, I would not feel bad.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#27891685 - 08/05/22 07:18 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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What's your job hombre? I build tacos for a living earning $27 usd an hour and my family and I are happy with that.
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Anonymous #35
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #37]
#27891712 - 08/05/22 07:31 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #37 said:
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Anonymous #35 said: OP is a degenerate criminal. People like Anonymous #1 deserve to be rounded up and caged and beaten and auctioned off as slaves. I hope you die in a labour camp. Dont drop the soap.
These degenerate highrolling venture capitalists destroyed the economy gambling on mortgages. CEOs regularly fuck over huge number of workers for another limo and jet and pool. It's unethical almost to NOT steal from them.
The law is written by the rich to serve the rich, and there's no hint of fairness to it. I don't break the law due to the risks involved, but if I had a good situation and I'd get away with it, I would not feel bad.
So like robin hood, except instead of the give to the poor part, keep it all yourself and flea the country lol. Sounds ethical
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Anonymous #35
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #35]
#27891723 - 08/05/22 07:35 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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I think Anon #1 should give every bit of that to charity. Like as reparations to those that had their life ruined by CEOs. Else, Anon #1 destroyed the economy too. I bet this comes out of some other managers pocket, if this is not a troll post.
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Anonymous #38
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#27891842 - 08/05/22 09:03 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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Edit:
Edited by Anonymous (08/05/22 09:03 PM)
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Anonymous #39
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #26]
#27891983 - 08/05/22 11:19 PM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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Anonymous #26 said: What's your job hombre? I build tacos for a living earning $27 usd an hour and my family and I are happy with that.
$27/hr for Tacos? 🌮 that's some serious cheese for tacos. sounds like a $17/hr job at most good for you tho
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Anonymous #40
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #39] 1
#27906330 - 08/17/22 05:30 AM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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I don't outrightly disbelieve this. In a large company I worked in a couple of secretaries did something similar.
They were in charge of getting invoices from suppliers, making sure they were right and getting them signed by their boss, then submitted for payment. Large numbers in the 150k region. They would reprocess one or two of these invoices a month. A couple weeks after payment was processed they would get hold of the supplier and tell them about the "mistake" and supply banking details for the return payment.
Took about 5 years to catch them
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george castanza
Lord Of The Idiots!

Registered: 10/21/02
Posts: 8,721
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#27909298 - 08/17/22 05:30 AM (1 year, 5 months ago) |
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: No point in beating this dead horse, it's not getting up.
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