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Anonymous #11
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #15]
#21378898 - 03/08/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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What an ass fuck if you don't think 3 mil tax free is not a chunk of change… Simmer down Paris Hilton.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #11]
#21379426 - 03/08/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #11 said: What an ass fuck if you don't think 3 mil tax free is not a chunk of change… Simmer down Paris Hilton.
Exactly. He said his take would be 2 million. he could spend 100,000 thousand dollars a year for 20 years with that. Also with that kinda money he could use it to find ways to make more money (investments). He could love modestly and spend 50 grand a year and run out of money in 40 years. Maybe he's 40 years old. That's retirement money right there as long as he lives modestly.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21379661 - 03/08/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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i r confuzed.
you say it takes 6-8 months for them to realize what happened. yet you have been doing this for 18 months.
soooo... explain what you mean, because obviously several clients should have realized by now.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #17]
#21379720 - 03/08/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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ya this too ^^ I meant to ask in my post.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#21379888 - 03/08/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: Seriously....get a fucking job. Do you think I am risking everything so I can donate to some ridiculous cause like "ergot" research?!? Maybe I could also donate to the society of tallest midgets?
BTW....definitely not a troll thread....and sadly I do agree that 3 mil is not enough to last a lifetime comfortably in most first world counties (my take would only be 2 mil anyway).
I am thinking somewhere in Eastern Europe...
sounds like something a liar would say. Its typical for a liar to full on melt and get defensive just as you have. ya fuckin liar.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#21380705 - 03/08/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #6 said: They don't nab you in airports, that's hollywood bullshit.
actually they do, ive seen it happen.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21381234 - 03/09/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeh it's called interpol.
Is this worth leaving your family behind ?
What countries have you considered ? Czech Republic or Switzerland maybe would be a good choice.
Israel if your Jewish, they will not extradite you.
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Anonymous #19
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #18]
#21381314 - 03/09/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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very smart idea posting about it on the shroomery. You mention that you do invoices at a business in Manhattan. Your leaving hints and leads for people to follow. If you really are stealing that kinda money, your best bet is to keep quiet and not brag about it
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Anonymous #20
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #19] 2
#21381359 - 03/09/15 03:49 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I have a hard time believing this story. Maybe it is because you left out details I don't know.
You sound like you're doing collections or some shit for larger sums of money. You need to invoice for $250,000. So you split the invoices into two. How is that not caught via audit? You can't just go having two invoices 100,000 and 150,000 without going unnoticed? When the real invoice is paid it will only be 150,000$? When it should be 250,000. Then the other invoice you said goes to an associates bank account?
This is all very traceable considering the companies have all the banking information of your friend. It just sounds like a shit way to get caught. If you were truly doing this you would split the invoices up from 1->2->4->6 using all separate banking information. You would ensure that this money moved to seemingly legit companies (preferably fabricated by you in an overseas entity). Then you would need to integrate the money without it being noticed. Preferably using an all cash business such as a nightclub or similar. The money should never directly transfer to the nightclub, it should move into the fake companies generated (be they an entertainment business or real estate it doesn't matter).
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #20]
#21381556 - 03/09/15 06:56 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nobody with the brains to pull off a three million dollar heist as described would post about it here.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21382583 - 03/09/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #22
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21384780 - 03/09/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm not buying it, OP.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #22]
#21384805 - 03/09/15 10:20 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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If this is true Please run now! Figure it out quick waiting is something a liar would do also troll!
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #23]
#21422545 - 03/17/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #24
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #15]
#21434844 - 03/20/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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just go to mexico and buy a few kilos and start raking in the dough, like a baws!
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Anonymous #25
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #24]
#21438235 - 03/21/15 01:41 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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you need to start hiding cash now.
get a large pvc pipe. at least 4-6 inches diameter and between 2-3 feet long. cap one end with pvc glue don't forget to use the primer. fill it with as much stacks of $10, $20, $50, $100 dollar bills. cap it off with primer and glue. allow it to dry well.
find a place away from the home of friends, family, or any one who would know you go somewhere secluded. bury the pipes filled with cash. dig about 4-5 feet down place each pipe in a black contractor bag roll it up and duct tape for a strong seal and add zip ties as extra security. place in bottom of hole a refill to ground level. scatter leaves and debris to make area look natural again. draw map. leave hints for your self.
do this now so after you pull your time in prison you can come out with cold hard cash waiting on you. tell know one what you did hide map in your brain. good luck. mind the soap in the shower.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #25] 1
#21439242 - 03/21/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I'm calling the FBI unless you send me some cash buddy...PM me now!
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Anonymous #21
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #26]
#21440058 - 03/21/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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hahaha I get it, OP cant cause its the anon forum.
THATS HILARIOUS
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21443681 - 03/22/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said:
The $150,000 invoice gets sent as normal. The $100,000 has the bank account of associates of mine outside of the country.
watch this "associate" steal all your cash and you go to jail and get buttfucked cause you so pretty
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Anonymous #27
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#21449421 - 03/23/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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