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Anonymous #1
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I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. 3
#21374609 - 03/07/15 01:42 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I work for a Fortune 500 company in downtown Manhattan.
Without getting super specific, here is what I have done over the course of the past 18 months:
We typically bill clients premiums in excess of $250,000 (it is never less than $100,000). I don't want to say what for.
I am in charge of printing the invoices.
Any NEW clients, who are billed in excess of $250,000, I create two invoices. One for $150,000, and the other for $100,000.
The $150,000 invoice gets sent as normal. The $100,000 has the bank account of associates of mine outside of the country.
It takes at least 6-8 months before the company being billed or our company realizes anything has gone wrong.
I have done this every 2-3 months.
I do not know what the end game for this is yet, but it will involve me leaving the country once the $3,000,000 mark is met.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1] 9
#21374709 - 03/07/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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fukn a. way to go.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #2] 2
#21374908 - 03/07/15 03:05 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Best of luck, don't forget us after you've left.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21374986 - 03/07/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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mod edit: Please do not try to get this guys stolen money
Edited by Alan Rockefeller (03/08/15 04:47 PM)
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4] 3
#21375569 - 03/07/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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^^^No Feds please. Thank you.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#21375578 - 03/07/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Good luck is right, cause your gonna need it, lots
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21375579 - 03/07/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pretty presumptuous of you to call me a fed just because I suggested making a donation, when there are truly anonymous payment methods these days such as Bitcoin, or Darkcoin if that's not good enough for you.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4] 2
#21375622 - 03/07/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Go get a job you lazy fuck.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#21375771 - 03/07/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well what I had in mind was: I found that it's possible to filter out the toxic ergolines from ergot (ergot includes morning glory seeds as such seeds were determined to be infected w/ ergot in 2004; details) without a chromatography setup. The process simply involves any of various adsorbent clays.
The usual procedures of extraction with suitable organic solvents, such as benzene, chloroform, methylene chloride and the like, or absorption with the known absorbent means, such as charcoal, bentonite and the like, under alkaline conditions, may be used for the separation and isolation of the mixture or the obtained alkaloids. The mixture, in which lysergic acid amide and isolysergic acid amide are prevalently present, can then be hydrolyzed with alkali, in known manner, to lysergic and isolysergic acid (J. Chem. Society, 1934, p. 674, and 1936, p. 1440).
Otto snow. Details: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21374406
Many people only regard ergot as a starting material for LSD, seeing it as a useless psychedelic in and of itself, but the likes of Hofmann and Owsley stand in opposition to that idea.
(Eisner) and there is morning glories and ergot in nature, but you have to do the chemistry in order to make something that’s effective.
(Owsley) No, that’s not true. Ergot contains many natural, highly psychedelic alkaloids.
Eisner, Bruce. "Interview with an Alchemist: Bear Owsley Interview." Bruce Eisner's Writings
NOTE: Owsley's indication of 'many' alkaloids seems to be inaccurate, but the essence of what he's saying still stands.
Grof: Have you actually tried the ololiuhqui yourself? [oh-lowlee-uh-kee] Hofmann: Yes, I did. But, of course, it is about ten times less active; to get a good effect, you need one to two milligrams.* Grof: And what was that experience like? Hofmann: The experience had some strong narcotic effect, but at the same time there was a very strange sense of voidness. In this void, everything loses its meaning. It is a very mystical experience.
When I discovered lysergic acid amides in ololiuhqui, I realized that LSD is really just a small chemical modification of a very old sacred drug of Mexico. Stanislav Grof Interviews Dr. Albert Hofmann (1984). MAPS Bulletin 9.2 (Fall 2001): 22–35.
*The effective dose of lysergic acid amide is 1 to 2 mg by oral application. Hofmann, Albert. The Road to Eleusis: Unveiling the Secret of the Mysteries. 1978. R. G. Wasson, Albert Hofmann, and Carl A. P. Ruck. Page 10. DOWNLOAD
The use of ergot (this term includes morning glory seeds) as a psychoactive has been blighted by issues such as the ergoline toxins contained threin; administering the drug simply by chewing seeds, which can cause severe G.I. distress; failure to effectively infuse the ergine (lysergic acid amide) therein into the extraction liquid; and simply vomiting up the preparation before it fully absorbs. I'm proposing to enable the common person to achieve a purified version of ergot. This will simply require paying a knowledgable individual to make a 'tek' based on the methods linked to at the start of this post. I think this would be a solid donation to the psychedelic community.
The following trip report is a good example of someone who achieved pleasant effects from ergot, but whom was also bothered by side effects produced by the ergot throughout her experience. I think a preparation of ergot where such side effects were not present would be wonderful.
The seeds weren't a let down, I would say my body was a let down.I will definitely plant them in my garden so I can get untreated seeds that won't make me sick. [inaccurate statement] After laying down for a little bit I felt a lot better.Music sounded amazing and even the songs that I listen to all the time seemed new, like my mind reinvented them.Some lines moved slightly.I went to the bathroom and everything was so bright and vivid.My pupils were big so I just stared at my reflection for some time.I was walking like some kind of rusty robot, balancing from side to side.After that I went back to my room and I opened the window.I saw 3 people passing through the street, they seemed distorted, like reflections in a lake and their voices sounded like echoes.Everything felt extremely surreal.My senses improved greatly.I could see every little detail, I could hear the birds in the forest.I also had some auditive hallucinations like hearing faint children's voices.Two minutes passed like 30 minutes.Everything was fascinating. It was a good experience after all.I'm looking forward to trying them again.
05/02/12 http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16169918#16169918
Edited by Anonymous (03/07/15 09:37 PM)
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Anonymous #7
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4] 1
#21377049 - 03/08/15 05:59 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #6 said: Go get a job you lazy fuck.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21377262 - 03/08/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Smooth move. $3 mil ain't shit in the grand scheme of things. You'd best be planning on going to a third world country where the dollar is actually worth something if you expect that money to last any amount of time.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#21377638 - 03/08/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: Well what I had in mind was: I found that it's possible to filter out the toxic ergolines from ergot (ergot includes morning glory seeds as such seeds were determined to be infected w/ ergot in 2004; details) without a chromatography setup. The process simply involves any of various adsorbent clays.
The usual procedures of extraction with suitable organic solvents, such as benzene, chloroform, methylene chloride and the like, or absorption with the known absorbent means, such as charcoal, bentonite and the like, under alkaline conditions, may be used for the separation and isolation of the mixture or the obtained alkaloids. The mixture, in which lysergic acid amide and isolysergic acid amide are prevalently present, can then be hydrolyzed with alkali, in known manner, to lysergic and isolysergic acid (J. Chem. Society, 1934, p. 674, and 1936, p. 1440).
Otto snow. Details: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21374406
Many people only regard ergot as a starting material for LSD, seeing it as a useless psychedelic in and of itself, but the likes of Hofmann and Owsley stand in opposition to that idea.
(Eisner) and there is morning glories and ergot in nature, but you have to do the chemistry in order to make something that’s effective.
(Owsley) No, that’s not true. Ergot contains many natural, highly psychedelic alkaloids.
Eisner, Bruce. "Interview with an Alchemist: Bear Owsley Interview." Bruce Eisner's Writings
NOTE: Owsley's indication of 'many' alkaloids seems to be inaccurate, but the essence of what he's saying still stands.
Grof: Have you actually tried the ololiuhqui yourself? [oh-lowlee-uh-kee] Hofmann: Yes, I did. But, of course, it is about ten times less active; to get a good effect, you need one to two milligrams.* Grof: And what was that experience like? Hofmann: The experience had some strong narcotic effect, but at the same time there was a very strange sense of voidness. In this void, everything loses its meaning. It is a very mystical experience.
When I discovered lysergic acid amides in ololiuhqui, I realized that LSD is really just a small chemical modification of a very old sacred drug of Mexico. Stanislav Grof Interviews Dr. Albert Hofmann (1984). MAPS Bulletin 9.2 (Fall 2001): 22–35.
*The effective dose of lysergic acid amide is 1 to 2 mg by oral application. Hofmann, Albert. The Road to Eleusis: Unveiling the Secret of the Mysteries. 1978. R. G. Wasson, Albert Hofmann, and Carl A. P. Ruck. Page 10. DOWNLOAD
The use of ergot (this term includes morning glory seeds) as a psychoactive has been blighted by issues such as the ergoline toxins contained threin; administering the drug simply by chewing seeds, which can cause severe G.I. distress; failure to effectively infuse the ergine (lysergic acid amide) therein into the extraction liquid; and simply vomiting up the preparation before it fully absorbs. I'm proposing to enable the common person to achieve a purified version of ergot. This will simply require paying a knowledgable individual to make a 'tek' based on the methods linked to at the start of this post. I think this would be a solid donation to the psychedelic community.
The following trip report is a good example of someone who achieved pleasant effects from ergot, but whom was also bothered by side effects produced by the ergot throughout her experience. I think a preparation of ergot where such side effects were not present would be wonderful.
The seeds weren't a let down, I would say my body was a let down.I will definitely plant them in my garden so I can get untreated seeds that won't make me sick. [inaccurate statement] After laying down for a little bit I felt a lot better.Music sounded amazing and even the songs that I listen to all the time seemed new, like my mind reinvented them.Some lines moved slightly.I went to the bathroom and everything was so bright and vivid.My pupils were big so I just stared at my reflection for some time.I was walking like some kind of rusty robot, balancing from side to side.After that I went back to my room and I opened the window.I saw 3 people passing through the street, they seemed distorted, like reflections in a lake and their voices sounded like echoes.Everything felt extremely surreal.My senses improved greatly.I could see every little detail, I could hear the birds in the forest.I also had some auditive hallucinations like hearing faint children's voices.Two minutes passed like 30 minutes.Everything was fascinating. It was a good experience after all.I'm looking forward to trying them again.
05/02/12 http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/16169918#16169918
Are you really pitching a troll thread this hard with a bunk scheme? Jesus christ...
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Anonymous #10
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #9]
#21377684 - 03/08/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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they're gunna find out what you'r doing if they haven't already, investigate you for a while and gathering enough evidence to completely bury you. Then right after you get that last hundred grand your gunna get busted in the airport waiting for your flight at the terminal to take you on grand escape. then you'll go to prison for a while and loose everything.
keep us updated i wanna see how this works out for you
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Anonymous #6
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #10]
#21378438 - 03/08/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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They don't nab you in airports, that's hollywood bullshit.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #8]
#21378453 - 03/08/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #8 said: Smooth move. $3 mil ain't shit in the grand scheme of things. You'd best be planning on going to a third world country where the dollar is actually worth something if you expect that money to last any amount of time.
3 mil is a chunk of fucking change.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21378461 - 03/08/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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false claims. no one is stupid enough to admit that on a public forum. liar.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #12]
#21378533 - 03/08/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Seriously....get a fucking job. Do you think I am risking everything so I can donate to some ridiculous cause like "ergot" research?!? Maybe I could also donate to the society of tallest midgets?
BTW....definitely not a troll thread....and sadly I do agree that 3 mil is not enough to last a lifetime comfortably in most first world counties (my take would only be 2 mil anyway).
I am thinking somewhere in Eastern Europe...
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Anonymous #13
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#21378580 - 03/08/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Give em hell!!!! fuck the man!
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Anonymous #14
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #6] 1
#21378631 - 03/08/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #6 said: They don't nab you in airports, that's hollywood bullshit.
Definitely happens..
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Anonymous #15
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Re: I've stolen over $1,200,000 from my job. [Re: Anonymous #14]
#21378704 - 03/08/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jesus.
If theres not at least 10 mill involved, (something you could actually live on for quit some time), Not worth the amount of prison time your getting ready to do.
Best of luck and keep us posted!
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