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InvisibleAlgo
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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21363099 - 03/04/15 07:35 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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sprinkles said:
when my roommate left for a couple weeks i got really scared in the middle of the night.  Its a big empty house with just me in a secluded area...  I am too accident prone to own a gun so I came up with a plan.  Took the machete and sharpened it with my bench grinder so sharp as fuck, good to go. 

My plan if a creeper came was to him em' with the taser then hock em' up with the machete. Shock and chop extravaganza.




Sprinkles has A bench grinder? Do you have a welder too?


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Algo]
    #21363134 - 03/04/15 07:40 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Whew, okay good..

I'm still gunna sneak in my Chaco taco shit slinger lol.

Blind people with the spicey goodness that is

Taco Bell.


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Algo]
    #21363177 - 03/04/15 07:48 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

If they released it on pay per view would you watch it ? People actually dieing but volunteers. I bet there's enough nutters out there who would do it, especially if the winner gets a nice lump of cash. You have to admit it's pretty badass.

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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Mike_yy] * 2
    #21363235 - 03/04/15 07:57 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)



come at me bro :whatyougonnado:


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Algo]
    #21363260 - 03/04/15 08:01 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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AlgoRythm said:
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sprinkles said:
when my roommate left for a couple weeks i got really scared in the middle of the night.  Its a big empty house with just me in a secluded area...  I am too accident prone to own a gun so I came up with a plan.  Took the machete and sharpened it with my bench grinder so sharp as fuck, good to go. 

My plan if a creeper came was to him em' with the taser then hock em' up with the machete. Shock and chop extravaganza.




Sprinkles has A bench grinder? Do you have a welder too?



Fucking please.  The intruder is more likely to be the rape victim in sprinkles' house


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InvisibleAlgo
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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Mike_yy]
    #21363295 - 03/04/15 08:10 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Mike_yy said:
If they released it on pay per view would you watch it ? People actually dieing but volunteers. I bet there's enough nutters out there who would do it, especially if the winner gets a nice lump of cash. You have to admit it's pretty badass.




IDK man, that would be brutal! Could you imagine watching a limb flipping through the air, blood spraying out with every heart beat, i dont think I could do it.


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InvisibleAlgo
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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Salomon]
    #21363299 - 03/04/15 08:11 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Salomon said:


come at me bro :whatyougonnado:




Thats what we like to call one shot one kill


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Algo]
    #21363305 - 03/04/15 08:13 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I'd watch it. Probably. Watched those cheesy felony fights a few times.
Can be entertaining as you're working out, get the ol' adrenaline flowing.

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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Algo]
    #21363329 - 03/04/15 08:20 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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AlgoRythm said:
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Salomon said:


come at me bro :whatyougonnado:




Thats what we like to call one shot one kill







bite me::kingcrankey:


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21363330 - 03/04/15 08:20 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

lance, short sword, legionnaire sheild, manica and greaves on right side

Edited by CHeifM4sterDiezL (03/04/15 08:20 PM)

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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #21363362 - 03/04/15 08:25 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Im going to have to go with a two hand sword


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21363369 - 03/04/15 08:26 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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AlgoRythm said:
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sprinkles said:
when my roommate left for a couple weeks i got really scared in the middle of the night.  Its a big empty house with just me in a secluded area...  I am too accident prone to own a gun so I came up with a plan.  Took the machete and sharpened it with my bench grinder so sharp as fuck, good to go. 

My plan if a creeper came was to him em' with the taser then hock em' up with the machete. Shock and chop extravaganza.




Sprinkles has A bench grinder? Do you have a welder too?



Fucking please.  The intruder is more likely to be the rape victim in sprinkles' house





lord senate told me "gotta be the psycho not the victim." and i felt better.  Just gotta be myself.


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: sprinkles]
    #21363384 - 03/04/15 08:28 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

He was right.  Works every time.  It's almost impossible to lose if you are the craziest motherfucker in the room


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Pocketrocket]
    #21363413 - 03/04/15 08:35 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Pocketrocket said:
Im going to have to go with a two hand sword




I could beat you with a spear.


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21363414 - 03/04/15 08:36 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Rico1992]
    #21363417 - 03/04/15 08:36 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

master sword and hylian shield

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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Algo]
    #21363430 - 03/04/15 08:38 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

no way dude


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Rico1992]
    #21363431 - 03/04/15 08:39 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Beautiful, pleasing to the eyes.


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21363437 - 03/04/15 08:40 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

PCP


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Re: If you were forced to be a Gladiator what weapon would you use? [Re: Rico1992]
    #21363439 - 03/04/15 08:41 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I personally would use a decent Bowie knife or machete and an Eskrima stick.  I felt like those weapons lent themselves really well to my style of fighting.  I like to it people... A lot.


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