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occollegeboi
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: Rico1992]
#21350368 - 03/01/15 11:51 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Rico1992 said: Lol I knew someone was going to say that ..I think this would be gay as fuck but we should have a dick contest haha biggest dick gets something lol jk so gay smh or you know what I'm buzzing and me and my dick are proud of who we are haha I'm down
You know, I don't think it's a "gay" thing so much that men in general are pretty competitive... then again, Margaret Cho says that everyone is spiritually bisexual.
So, I'm the gay one in here, why don't you guys post your dicks and I will tell which one has the best one? I will be a neutral party and won't use the pictures to jack off to. Believe me, I have a 3tb external hdd with more porn than I can look at in a lifetime, the shroomery is the last place I'd go for porn lol. I think my dick pic is still in my galleries. I'm not sure if my supporter account has expired, if so, I won't be able to add more pictures because I've used all my bandwidth for pictures.
But like I said, it's not about size, it's about the shape and the color.
I mean, would you prefer a girl with huge ass fucking tits that were ugly and had stretch marks, or would you prefer smaller tits that had a nice shape with no stretch marks and shit? Same concept, different medium.
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Rico1992
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: occollegeboi]
#21350378 - 03/01/15 11:57 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Holy shit dude that was pretty weird. Ah dam I really don't think I want to post my dick pic unless I get peer pressured by competition and influenced by more beers. But as of right now I don't think I could get a hard on cause I was creeped out.
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occollegeboi
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: occollegeboi]
#21350387 - 03/02/15 12:04 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ok, here's mine, it's 6 inches hard, although I usually tell people it's 7 and they don't know the difference:
 
Two different angles.
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Rico1992 said: Holy shit dude that was pretty weird. Ah dam I really don't think I want to post my dick pic unless I get peer pressured by competition and influenced by more beers. But as of right now I don't think I could get a hard on cause I was creeped out.
Dude, you don't have to get hard RIGHT now, just the next time you're horny enough to look at some porn and wank it, just take a pic and upload it at your liesuer. No rush.
My dick pics were taken a long time ago, still looks the same.
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ModestMouse
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: shadyy]
#21350430 - 03/02/15 12:22 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah. It could definitely be worse.
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: ModestMouse]
#21356760 - 03/03/15 02:39 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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study
"What's the average penis size? The results are in, and they show it takes less to be well-endowed than you might think. The average length of an erect penis is 5.16 inches (13.12 centimeters) and the average circumference is 4.59 inches (11.66 centimeters)"
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: SynKyd]
#21356785 - 03/03/15 02:46 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModestMouse
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: SynKyd]
#21357690 - 03/03/15 06:34 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was always told 6 was average, so this article made me 
I'm even more grateful having read that. Not that it matters much either way. Oral is what drops the panties.
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21357722 - 03/03/15 06:42 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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DiscoBiscuitsTrip said: 9.5 is still ridiculous. Only %1 of the world has over an 8 inch penis.
I'm gonna have to call busllhit on that. The only 2 dicks I have any real knowledge about (other than the guy himself talking about it) are both well over 8 inches. What are the chance's I'd just happen to meet up with 2 1%ers.
I'll grant you it's probably pretty rare but just 1%? Yeah, really buy that. I'm not even that far off from breaking that myself.
1% of the world maybe, but of the US that percentage is probably higher. It actually comes down more to nutrition than genetics aka region.
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koods
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: twighead]
#21357787 - 03/03/15 06:58 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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twighead said: I'm going to get a surgery to have twice as much foreskin put on as they took off, should make up for all the years i didn't have it
Now your username makes sense
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: koods]
#21357926 - 03/03/15 07:25 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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the only reason the average penis length is closer to 5 is cuz asians make up like 65% of the human population
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Re: are you happy with your penis? [Re: Envix] 1
#21357951 - 03/03/15 07:30 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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If Wiccan had a "drop of Asian blood" in him you'd be permanently banned for racism.
Pub, LOL
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