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Mushenstein
Brain Damage



Registered: 02/19/15
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Loc: At The Gates
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Slump's BRF Grinder Tek 2
#21328397 - 02/25/15 02:14 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ok, so this really isn't a Tek, it's closer to snatching an old ladies purse and running like hell than it is a Tek, but it helped me out when I first started and I hope it helps someone else.
The Problem: Where to get Brown Rice Flower for PF Tek Jars? I looked everywhere, grocery stores and health food stores alike. The only BRF I found were in very small bags that were outrageous in price.
The Tek's said to buy Brown Rice and grind it up in a hand coffee grinder at home. Who has a coffee grinder, and I didn't want to spend the money to buy a coffee grinder.
Solution: Go to your local grocery store and grab a bag of Brown Rice. Nothing special, just the cheapest Brown Rice they have. Go to the coffee section and find the automatic coffee grinder. Dump in the rice and set the bag underneath to fill up just like you would coffee.
Make sure you have an extra bag handy because it will make more flour then the original bag of rice can hold.
Perk: You get extra coffee particles throughout your Flour. Adds nitro to you BRF and PF Tek jars and the Mycelium Love it.
Note: When your done run like hell, the coffee grinder in the store will be covered inside and out in Brown Rice Flour.
Slump'n ain't easy!
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Algo
Backstrap Fever


Registered: 12/15/14
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Mushenstein]
#21328409 - 02/25/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Smooth thinking, buddy.
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Mushenstein
Brain Damage



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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Algo]
#21328812 - 02/25/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thank You, I will know people have listened if in about a year I start seeing signs on coffee machines that say "Coffee Only"!
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Fungus Mountain
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Registered: 10/16/14
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Mushenstein]
#21328851 - 02/25/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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+5
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taGyo
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Registered: 10/16/14
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Shout out to using shit for the wrong reasons in stores.
"What're you doin' there buddy?" Employee. "Oh... You know... Making Brown Rice flavored Coffee...."
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Fungus Mountain
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: taGyo]
#21328864 - 02/25/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anything that games the system gets my vote.
-------------------- “Until they became conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious.” ― George Orwell, 1984 "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." ― Albert Einstein
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Mushenstein
Brain Damage



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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: taGyo]
#21329798 - 02/25/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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You just have to be selective on which isle you check out in. Usually a 90 year old lady is a good check out cashier for do it yourself BRF.
If approached by an employee mid grind simply refer to your brown rice as a vanilla mocha blend and thank them for having a machine in the store.
I've had 2 employees standing right behind me stocking shelves. Like a magician, misdirection is your friend.
If all else fails "Rock out with your cock out"!
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Psilicon
Really Nice Guy


Registered: 08/26/12
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Mushenstein]
#21329880 - 02/25/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Algo
Backstrap Fever


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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Psilicon]
#21330013 - 02/25/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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you know I think you idea is brilliant, but I grinder at target is about 13 bucks.
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Mushenstein
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Algo]
#21330262 - 02/25/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, But what fun is that. If someone is just doing a PF Tek for fun and doesn't plan on needing more than 1 bag of BRF this is the way to go.
Besides, you might get a cramp in your wrist grinding up all that rice.
Thanks for your comment, always nice to be appreciated.
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Pastywhyte
Say hello to my little friend



Registered: 09/15/12
Posts: 37,808
Loc: Canada
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Mushenstein]
#21330449 - 02/25/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like it. I already have a myco dedicated coffee grinder but me likes the cut o yer jib
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TrIpPyDuDe
FUCK


Registered: 12/07/14
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Loc: Kentucky
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Pastywhyte]
#21330491 - 02/25/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Right on
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Zombi3
Bella Ciao!!




Registered: 01/11/13
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Mushenstein]
#21330498 - 02/25/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jimmy Slump said: Ok, so this really isn't a Tek, it's closer to snatching an old ladies purse and running like hell than it is a Tek, but it helped me out when I first started and I hope it helps someone else.
The Problem: Where to get Brown Rice Flower for PF Tek Jars? I looked everywhere, grocery stores and health food stores alike. The only BRF I found were in very small bags that were outrageous in price.
The Tek's said to buy Brown Rice and grind it up in a hand coffee grinder at home. Who has a coffee grinder, and I didn't want to spend the money to buy a coffee grinder.
Solution: Go to your local grocery store and grab a bag of Brown Rice. Nothing special, just the cheapest Brown Rice they have. Go to the coffee section and find the automatic coffee grinder. Dump in the rice and set the bag underneath to fill up just like you would coffee.
Make sure you have an extra bag handy because it will make more flour then the original bag of rice can hold.
Perk: You get extra coffee particles throughout your Flour. Adds nitro to you BRF and PF Tek jars and the Mycelium Love it.
Note: When your done run like hell, the coffee grinder in the store will be covered inside and out in Brown Rice Flour.
Slump'n ain't easy!
     
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taGyo
Strainiac/AMU



Registered: 10/16/14
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Re: Slump's BRF Grinder Tek [Re: Zombi3]
#21330607 - 02/25/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 10 months ago) |
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I just love how he has TEK at the end
-------------------- Gyo's Better Grows TNF Q&A AMU Q&A Dominus fortunae meae sum
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