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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: TrIpPyDuDe]
    #21326109 - 02/25/15 12:23 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

My grandfather, who played a big impact on shaping my personality, was a farmer turned agronomist. He certainly had a country attitude. Also worked on a Cattle Ranch for a while.
Besides that, I've grown up in a big metroplex. Though it's never been hard for me to get along with rural folk.
I plan to move out into the country once I'm financially stable.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21326873 - 02/25/15 08:17 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

We only have like four goats and do everything by hand for the food, but the largwr farms have multiple tractors and attatchments, chainsaws, fence maybe a beat up old truck, its nice too because theres a 700 acre pheasent farm that costs like 3 grand a year and another grand to get initoated, then 500 dollars for every four hours you hunt, with one of their guides, fuck that. They also raise quail, partridge and chukar. Well they were supposed to sell 40,000 birds to the state but rhe state only takes the lowestbid even though theyve been doing buissines 30 or 40 years some asshat that diesnt know how to raise healtt birds outbid them a dollar a bird. So this is the second year this happens. They disnt think hed drop a second dollar the second year. We used to go in there with pellet guns and shoot them like that on the days people werent allowed to hunt in there, sketchy but fun. Anyways they didnt have room for the birds so they released them all into there fields, and did this thing where they throw like 500 birds in the air in the middle of a circle of 50 people with shotguns, long story short our area is overfucking run by pheasant chukar hungarian partridge and quail. Fuck yes.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: whitelights]
    #21326942 - 02/25/15 08:41 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

whitelights, i am guessing you live around the gulf coast?


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Algo]
    #21326963 - 02/25/15 08:48 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I live in rhode island.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: whitelights]
    #21327145 - 02/25/15 09:44 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

oh wow, haha. i guessed because of the game farm garbage, its really big down that way. in minnesota the game farms are a few and far between.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Algo]
    #21327192 - 02/25/15 09:54 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I used to live in SE MN near the river :-)
I don't think we have any game farms around here, these ol boys been living off these mountains for generations.  Moonshine, Meth, Marijuana lol
I do not partake in any of them any longer.  I wonder if I could grow poppies here???

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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #21327343 - 02/25/15 10:31 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah its a bunch of bull, but im not complaining about an awesome local pheasent population, ill see em walking through parking lots in town lol.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: whitelights]
    #21327361 - 02/25/15 10:35 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

walking through parks in town you say? well i got a solution to that its called cracked corn then you get a blow gun with nicotine poisoned tips(boil tobacco until its a paste and coat the tip)and shoot them in the head. hehe


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Algo]
    #21327420 - 02/25/15 10:46 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DEERS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING YARD! :crankey:


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #21327514 - 02/25/15 11:05 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Deers you say? well here is how you take care of that, its called black oil sun flower seeds, then you take out the screen from your window and shoot one with a bow in the spin. it wont be able to run then you can run out there and cut the juggular. drag into the garage and butcher it up, problem solved:wink:


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Algo]
    #21327530 - 02/25/15 11:11 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Solid advice right there, allthough I'd reccomended a crossbow with a laser sight and broad head.  1 shot 1 kill, sniper style.

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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #21327549 - 02/25/15 11:16 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Maharishi_2_U said:
Solid advice right there, allthough I'd reccomended a crossbow with a laser sight and broad head.  1 shot 1 kill, sniper style.




lol, right, for inner city crossbow with laser is probably best bet, good call.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Algo]
    #21327600 - 02/25/15 11:28 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

The stories, the things that happen, i love the old habbleshack looking farms. The smell of sawdust and 2 stroke engines, clear starry nights and bright sunny days, nothing but the sound of the wind and the rain and the earth growing and living, and shrivelling and dying, only for it to happen again. Putting a pack on and knowing youll be able to walk away from home for a couple days to weeks and still survive, more than survive but actually be able to live on purpose, being alive solely to keep yourself alive, thats what i call living.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Algo]
    #21327609 - 02/25/15 11:30 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Deers you say? well here is how you take care of that, its called black oil sun flower seeds, then you take out the screen from your window and shoot one with a bow in the spin. it wont be able to run then you can run out there and cut the jugular. drag into the garage and butcher it up, problem solved;)





I don't have a garage anymore. Also, we have places you can take deer to have them butchered around here.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Algo]
    #21327617 - 02/25/15 11:33 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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AlgoRythm said:
oh wow, haha. i guessed because of the game farm garbage, its really big down that way. in minnesota the game farms are a few and far between.




It's huge here in Texas.
Ranching here is totally different from the Midwest style.
I love Texas, but I prefer ranching with BLM land. Cattle can be grass fed, and in Southern Idaho you get awesome riding up in the Rockies :yesnod:

I wanna go back there just for the badass mountaineering.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21327745 - 02/25/15 12:17 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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It's huge here in Texas.
Ranching here is totally different from the Midwest style.
I love Texas, but I prefer ranching with BLM land. Cattle can be grass fed, and in Southern Idaho you get awesome riding up in the Rockies :yesnod:

I wanna go back there just for the badass mountaineering.




My old man lives in Texas, we like to go down to the ranches and blast hogs, so much fun. BLM land would be cool to ranch on, wasnt there a recent story of some folks standing up to the BLM agents cause they couldnt afford to pay up grazing fees or something like that? I believe it was in Idaho.


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Re: anyone live in the country? [Re: Algo]
    #21328207 - 02/25/15 01:39 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

It was Nevada, and he could totally afford it, he just thought he should begetting free shit from the government. He was a multimillionaire.

Gun nut teabaggers couldn't wait to jump on his dick. The feds should have gassed em all.


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