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LuSiD enthusiast
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What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night?
#21304012 - 02/20/15 01:12 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anyone ever see the amounts of lube that can be ordered online? The most I've seen was you can order 50,000 gallons of the stuff. Like, seriously i don't think if there was a worldwide orgy you we would even need that much. I called the company as a joke(seriously we said we were in high school and think our prom date might be the one ) and asked how they unload it and said they'd bring out a forkturck. WTF?
So those of you who have used heroic doses of lube, what is the most you've gone through in a single sexing section, and what's the most you've ordered at once?
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Dilsnique
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#21304021 - 02/20/15 01:14 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said: what is the most you've gone through in a single sexing section
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The Doobie Dude


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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] 1
#21304023 - 02/20/15 01:15 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you eat her out you don't need lube.
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LuSiD enthusiast
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: Dilsnique]
#21304078 - 02/20/15 01:28 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dilsnique said:
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LuSiD enthusiast said: what is the most you've gone through in a single sexing section
5 times
So like 10 gallons?
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
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Dilsnique
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#21304213 - 02/20/15 01:45 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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LuSiD enthusiast said:
So like 10 gallons?
Oops! By "single sexing section", I thought you meant The Self-Pleasure Room.
I make my own lube consisting of mineral oil, petroleum jelly, peppermint tingle lotion and Spam gel
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koods
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: Dilsnique]
#21304604 - 02/20/15 03:04 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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One Tube
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tealeaf
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: koods]
#21304638 - 02/20/15 03:11 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you eat her out you don't need lube.
not true. that gets the lady prepped but if you're doing some hard fucking all that moisture will dry out, gotta lube it up, especially for anal
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MichAnon.ael
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: koods]
#21304642 - 02/20/15 03:12 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just dry wank
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tealeaf
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: tealeaf]
#21304643 - 02/20/15 03:12 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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btw, someone posted on here a few years back an ebay page that was selling oil drum sized barrels of lube for a couple grand a piece. By the time I clicked on the link they were sold out
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Bassfreak
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: tealeaf] 1
#21304677 - 02/20/15 03:18 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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bout tree fiddy
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T-Funkadelic
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: Bassfreak]
#21304721 - 02/20/15 03:29 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tub of valvoline bearing lube last about 2 months.
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#21305018 - 02/20/15 04:52 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think if you get Xanthan Gum (or somesuch shit) you can basically just add water and make your own lube. I hear that's what the people in the porn industry do.
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Patlal
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21305032 - 02/20/15 04:59 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lube?
I use super glue
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luvdemboomers
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: Patlal]
#21321704 - 02/24/15 08:43 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Check out the reviews for this 55 gallon drum of lube on amazon http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO#customerReviews
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I knew getting back in the "dating game" would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years. When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things "the dating crowd" was trying. I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But I had no idea that "lube" was so popular with the "romantics" out there. All it took was one stroll through the Walgreens personal hygiene aisle to prove I had to learn a new thing.
"Where to start?", I wondered. I wanted something simple. However, all I saw in the stores were lubricants that were flavored with cinnamon and paprika, or designed to somehow "heat" your private parts. No way, Jose! (I experienced the "heat" thing personally once after an adventurous incident with a toaster. I'll stick with "room temperature" from now on, thank you very much.)
Luckily, I found a plain, old-fashioned lubricant that would not make me smell like a dessert topping. And it came in this HUGE tub! No more awkward late-night Walgreens runs for me, once I could get my hands on this lubricant bin. Now, I admit the price tag was kinda hefty. But after selling the ol' Pontiac Sunfire and borrowing some cash from Aunt Gladys, I was "ready to place my order."
The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real "date" since the gas station incident. You can bet I was nervous for this one. When I got off the bus to meet Carla in front of the Chili's, I just about had a heart attack! The only thing keeping me calm was knowing that I could not possibly run out of lube that night. I gave Carla a reassuring nod and smile, as if to say "Don't worry, Carla, I have plenty of lubricant for later."
The dinner was great, and after knocking back a couple Mojo Mango Margaritas, we were ready to head back to my apartment. I winked and told Carla, "Let's SLIP on out of here," to see if she understood the lubricant lingo. I think she did. Throughout the bus ride back, I grinned and hummed Luther Vandross tunes to set the mood.
When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine. After we got comfortable, I asked Carla if she could help me with the lube. She looked at me weird, and I couldn't tell if it was because she thought it was "too soon" or because I was pushing a mechanical lift to get the drum barrel out of the storage closet.
So I "took the initiative", as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. "Ready to tap the keg?" I joked, and by "keg" I meant "55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant." She looked at me all shocked, and said "That's it, I'm out of here!" I asked why, since she didn't need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn't answer, and got up to leave anyway. Then, as Carla was about to pass me and the barrel, she tripped on my dog Poochie and fell right into the lube barrel! The force of the impact downed the barrel and knocked its lid off, sending 55 gallons of water-based lubricant across my faux-hardwood floors.
Carla was completely drenched, and her momentum slid her to the front door - which she somehow managed to pry open with a pair of oven mitts. The last thing I knew, "No-Fun Carla" was screaming profanities and sliding down three flights of steps. I didn't pay much attention because I was too busy trying to salvage the lube. I managed to get about half of it back into the barrel - the other half probably seeped into Mrs. Pulaski's unit below me. I never bothered to ask if she appreciated the free gift of lubricant.
Anyway, despite my "user error", I was quite pleased with the product. These days it's hard to find 55 gallons of scent-free water-based lubricant, and you can find it right here at a discount rate! I had to give it only "4 Stars" because it didn't come with a lifting apparatus. I had to buy my own mechanical lift separately to haul the bin to my future "dates". So if you're ready for fun, "slide" on down to a high quality product at a bargain price!
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Sheekle
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#21322167 - 02/24/15 10:48 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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How much lube could a lube-chuck chuck, if a lube-chuck could chuck lube?
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Re: What's the most lube you lube users has ever lubed in one night? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#21322173 - 02/24/15 10:51 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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All the lube
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