Home | Community | Message Board


Everything Mushrooms
Please support our sponsors.

General Interest >> Philosophy, Sociology & Psychology

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
OfflineSole_Worthy
Stranger

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 463
Loc: over here
Last seen: 9 years, 24 days
Spliff or Lighter?
    #2132009 - 11/24/03 10:48 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Would our rather have a spliff and no lighter
or a lighter and no spliff?


--------------------
get it all together get like birds of a feather


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleSkorpivoMusterion
Livin in theTwilight Zone...
 User Gallery

Registered: 01/30/03
Posts: 9,944
Loc: You can't spell fungus wi...
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: Sole_Worthy]
    #2132012 - 11/24/03 10:50 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Spliff, duh. I can revert to my instinctual habits and create fire the REALLY old-skool way. Rubbing two sticks together and stuff.  :wink:
As if I couldnt find another person within a mile radius that doesn't smoke and has a tool that produces fire or heat in any way shape or form :smirk: 


--------------------
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinebumski
cattle russler

Registered: 01/27/03
Posts: 83
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: Sole_Worthy]
    #2132014 - 11/24/03 10:51 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Spliff and no lighter, of course, for I can use matches.


--------------------
Cheech: Hey man, the house is bein' raided man! opsCays! You hear me man? get-outski!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSole_Worthy
Stranger

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 463
Loc: over here
Last seen: 9 years, 24 days
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: bumski]
    #2132069 - 11/24/03 11:12 AM (13 years, 16 days ago)

OK OK! you cant create fire in any other way and you cant oraly or otherwise consume the cannabis.


--------------------
get it all together get like birds of a feather


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineChiefThunderbong
Inhale to theChief
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/18/02
Posts: 3,647
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: Sole_Worthy]
    #2132225 - 11/24/03 12:40 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

I've had to use a toaster oven to set a piece of paper on fire, and use that to light a candle. I've also sprayed butane into a sink, lit it with the spark from a lighter that was out of fluid, lit a piece of paper, and then a candle. You gotta do what you gotta do, definatly spliff and no lighter.


--------------------
Yeah spinnin' around again
yea caught in a tailspin


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleadrug

Registered: 02/04/03
Posts: 15,800
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: Sole_Worthy]
    #2132441 - 11/24/03 02:20 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

you cant create fire in any other way and you cant oraly or otherwise consume the cannabis.




If that's the case, I wouldn't want either! :smirk:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlineiamhimheisme
jesus christ

Registered: 10/28/03
Posts: 258
Loc: where i dont want to be
Last seen: 6 years, 9 months
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: adrug]
    #2132444 - 11/24/03 02:22 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

well if you cant consume the cannabis in any way id take the lighter and use it on the plethora of other drugs widely availiable, for example some nice opium :grin:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleTheDude
is waiting forthe peak

Registered: 04/15/03
Posts: 2,876
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: iamhimheisme]
    #2132485 - 11/24/03 02:43 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

seriously, the last thing i need is to be teased by a spliff i can't smoke or injest.

id take the lighter and head back in time, using it to prove my superiority over the lesser evolved humans. i would be a god.


--------------------
"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisiblesilversoul7
Chill the FuckOut!
 User Gallery

Registered: 10/10/02
Posts: 27,301
Loc: mndfreeze's puppet army
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: Sole_Worthy]
    #2132498 - 11/24/03 02:51 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Neither of the items have anything tangible to offer by themselves. They need one another in order to accomplish their purpose. Alone, the only comfort they can provide is anticipation and hope. The spliff creates hope for finding a lighter. The lighter creates hope of finding a spliff. So think about which you would rather anticipate, and then choose the other.

(This thread was getting a little too OTD-ish, so I felt obliged to S&P it up)


--------------------


"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleHavohejNohtaed
no christmas foryou, christ isdead!

Registered: 09/27/03
Posts: 135
Loc: australia
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: silversoul7]
    #2132522 - 11/24/03 03:00 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

id chose the spliff

then find a person who chose the lighter
and would share my spliff with them


--------------------
adieu, bye-bye, cheerio, ciao, farewell, so long, toodle-oo and have a nice day!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlineentiformatie
EvolutionaryMovements
Male
Registered: 03/06/03
Posts: 1,043
Loc: miami, florida
Last seen: 8 years, 27 days
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: HavohejNohtaed]
    #2132539 - 11/24/03 03:12 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

in-fuckin-genious! if theres a right answer, i think thats it :-)


--------------------
/opinion
.sean


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlineiamhimheisme
jesus christ

Registered: 10/28/03
Posts: 258
Loc: where i dont want to be
Last seen: 6 years, 9 months
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: entiformatie]
    #2134075 - 11/25/03 03:00 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

its actually a metaphor for life and the search for a balance of spontaneity and preparedness.  those who choose the lighter would rather be prepared for any smokable drug whereas those who choose the ganj just expect to come across a flame sooner or later.  :grin:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleShroomismM
Space Travellin
Male User Gallery
Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 02/13/00
Posts: 64,434
Loc: 9th Dimension Flag
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: Sole_Worthy]
    #2134123 - 11/25/03 03:32 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

I'd choose the spliff, and find some fire that started naturally (that I didn't create)  :wink: 


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlineenergy_ball_within
All thatis....Our mind
Registered: 10/27/03
Posts: 74
Last seen: 12 years, 11 months
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: Shroomism]
    #2134617 - 11/25/03 12:17 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

id roll a joint of nug, start smoking it and reflect on what options i had been presented with. the spliff or the lighter? hmm. "puff" hmm. "puff".... five minutes later i would have realised i already had a lighter after lighting my joint, so no need for a new one and as for the spliff id choose it and give it away to a less fortunate person who is in need of some herb.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineDasKomet
D 322
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/05/02
Posts: 85
Loc: US
Last seen: 5 years, 5 months
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: energy_ball_within]
    #2134846 - 11/25/03 01:55 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

NAnaaaa... the lighter is the spliff because you're incarnating into an existance that is missing something... creation that is to deny you an aspect of what is necessary to achieve evolution. Directionless to multidirectional. Why question?


--------------------
The Woven World is all I see.
Put cloves in your weed and tell them its for the LSD.
.oO0 Listen to White Zombie 0Oo.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineSole_Worthy
Stranger

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 463
Loc: over here
Last seen: 9 years, 24 days
Re: Spliff or Lighter? [Re: iamhimheisme]
    #2135365 - 11/25/03 05:40 PM (13 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

its actually a metaphor for life and the search for a balance of spontaneity and preparedness. those who choose the lighter would rather be prepared for any smokable drug whereas those who choose the ganj just expect to come across a flame sooner or later




*meditates on the idea for several moments*

i like it:)

I think id personaly prefer the lighter. Theres been times where ive had a ciggy and no lighter, thats never good.


--------------------
get it all together get like birds of a feather


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

General Interest >> Philosophy, Sociology & Psychology

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Many great inventors artists etc were celibates
( 1 2 3 all )
Mirth 4,539 44 08/01/06 04:08 AM
by Mirth
* A call to all those who have taken their conciousness to the ends to time.
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Mr_Spliff 3,160 69 04/01/08 02:09 PM
by fireworks_god
* Last night on earth...
( 1 2 all )
Swami 2,360 30 08/02/03 12:14 PM
by tomatoes
* rastafary whiterastahippie 1,318 17 08/14/02 11:47 AM
by whiterastahippie
* For those who have seen "What the bleep do we know?"
( 1 2 all )
Newbie 1,408 22 06/19/06 01:20 PM
by Gomp
* Diviners Sage
( 1 2 3 4 all )
Azmodeus 3,307 74 09/09/03 05:56 PM
by Xochitl
* The Salvia Consciousness
( 1 2 3 all )
trendalM 2,300 58 08/13/09 07:41 PM
by Icelander
* Your Favorite Philosophical Quotes
( 1 2 3 4 ... 75 76 )
deCypher 158,356 1,502 12/02/16 01:33 AM
by RJ Tubs 202

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Middleman, CosmicJoke, Diploid, DividedQuantum
1,167 topic views. 3 members, 4 guests and 7 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:

Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2016 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.052 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 14 queries.