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Swami
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Twelve Days of Christmas
#2130675 - 11/23/03 03:39 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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*musical intro*
"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me An NO2 car-tri-idge in a pear tree."
"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
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adrug
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Swami]
#2130684 - 11/23/03 03:44 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."
Two klon-o-pin, and an NO2 cartridge in a pear tree.
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barfightlard
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: adrug]
#2130782 - 11/23/03 04:49 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me"
Three peyote buttons, Two klon-o-pin, and an NO2 cartridge in a pear tree
-------------------- "What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks
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silversoul7
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: barfightlard]
#2130791 - 11/23/03 04:52 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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"On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."
Four hits of acid, Three peyote buttons, Two klon-o-pins, and an NO2 cartridge in a pear tree
-------------------- "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
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Jellric
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: barfightlard]
#2130792 - 11/23/03 04:53 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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"On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me"
"Four call girls, three peyote buttons, two klon-o-pin, and an NO2 cartridge in a pear tree."
-------------------- I AM what Willis was talkin' bout.
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fireworks_god
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Jellric]
#2130795 - 11/23/03 04:55 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five grams of mushrooms, four call girls (or hits of acid), three peyote buttons, two klon-o-pin, and an No2 catridge in a pear tree. Peace.
-------------------- If I should die this very moment I wouldn't fear For I've never known completeness Like being here Wrapped in the warmth of you Loving every breath of you
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Swami
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Cool, keep it going. How about 4 call girls on acid?
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
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Jellric
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Swami]
#2130804 - 11/23/03 05:00 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Here is the original if you want to play off it:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
...Four calling birds... ...Five golden rings... ...Six geese a-laying... ...Seven swans a-swimming... ...Eight maids a-milking... ...Nine ladies dancing... ...Ten lords a-leaping... ...Eleven pipers piping... ...Twelve drummers drumming...
-------------------- I AM what Willis was talkin' bout.
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Swami
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Jellric]
#2130815 - 11/23/03 05:03 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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The eight maids-a-milking can remain unchanged as far as this male pig is concerned.
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
Edited by Swami (11/23/03 05:24 PM)
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NiamhNyx
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Swami]
#2130834 - 11/23/03 05:14 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
6 cups of ayahuasca, 5 grams of mushrooms, 4 call girls on acid, 3 peyote buttons, 2 klon-o-pin and an No2 cartridge in a pear tree!
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silversoul7
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: NiamhNyx]
#2130844 - 11/23/03 05:18 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
7 pills of E, 6 cups of ayahuasca, 5 grams of mushrooms, 4 call girls on acid, 3 peyote buttons, 2 klon-o-pin and an No2 cartridge in a pear tree!
-------------------- "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
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barfightlard
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: silversoul7]
#2130847 - 11/23/03 05:21 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 8 maids a-milking me, 7 pills of E, 6 cups of ayahuasca, 5 grams of mushrooms, 4 call girls on acid, 3 peyote buttons, 2 klon-o-pin and an No2 cartridge in a pear tree!
-------------------- "What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks
Edited by bellylard (11/23/03 05:21 PM)
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Swami
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: barfightlard]
#2130852 - 11/23/03 05:23 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Somewhere in here, I think a stomach pump and a bail-bondsman might be in order. Somebody is going to be majorly a-buzzin'!
-------------------- The proof is in the pudding.
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NiamhNyx
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Swami]
#2130865 - 11/23/03 05:27 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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That certainly would be an intense couple of weeks eh?
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Jellric
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Swami]
#2130886 - 11/23/03 05:35 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes, this could be our final Christmas.. But what a way to go!!
-------------------- I AM what Willis was talkin' bout.
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Mixomatosis
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Jellric]
#2130918 - 11/23/03 05:55 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
five bucks, 8 maids a-milking me, 7 pills of E, 6 cups of ayahuasca, 5 grams of mushrooms, 4 call girls on acid, 3 peyote buttons, 2 klon-o-pin and an No2 cartridge in a pear tree!
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kaiowas
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Mixomatosis]
#2131171 - 11/23/03 07:58 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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on the 9th day of christmas my true love gave to me
9 salvia bong rips, 8 maids a milking me, 7 pills of E, 6 cups of ayahuasca, 5 grams of mushrooms, 4 call girls on acid, 3 peyote buttons, 2 klon-0-pin and an No2 cartridge in a pear tree
-------------------- Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.
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silversoul7
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: kaiowas]
#2131183 - 11/23/03 08:04 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 bags of weed, 9 salvia bong rips, 8 maids a milking me, 7 pills of E, 6 cups of ayahuasca, 5 grams of mushrooms, 4 call girls on acid, 3 peyote buttons, 2 klon-0-pin and an No2 cartridge in a pear tree
-------------------- "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
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Sclorch
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: silversoul7]
#2131258 - 11/23/03 08:49 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 mg of 5-MeO-DiPT, 10 bags of weed, 9 salvia bong rips, 8 maids a milking me, 7 pills of E, 6 cups of ayahuasca, 5 grams of mushrooms, 4 call girls on acid, 3 peyote buttons, 2 klon-0-pin and an No2 cartridge in a pear tree
-------------------- Note: In desperate need of a cure...
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silversoul7
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Re: Twelve Days of Christmas [Re: Sclorch]
#2131416 - 11/23/03 10:26 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 stomach pumps, 11 mg of 5-MeO-DiPT, 10 bags of weed, 9 salvia bong rips, 8 maids a milking me, 7 pills of E, 6 cups of ayahuasca, 5 grams of mushrooms, 4 call girls on acid, 3 peyote buttons, 2 klon-0-pin and an No2 cartridge in a pear tree
-------------------- "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."--Voltaire
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