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Took a huge shit
    #21302509 - 02/20/15 07:27 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

And clogged up the toilet in this RV I'm staying in with a couple of people. They aren't awake yet. How should I unclog? No plunger.. All I can think of is to push it all through the hole....

But what will I use? Will I get shit every where in the process?

Hmmm. Not sure about any of this. Please help. :frown: I don't want the girl to see my massive dump.


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #21302516 - 02/20/15 07:30 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

:hahthatsrich:

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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Distorted Vision] * 2
    #21302522 - 02/20/15 07:32 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Metal Coat hanger, 


Unwind it and  stab and stir the poo away.


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: trekie]
    #21302524 - 02/20/15 07:33 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I wonder if they have one of these already.... Will try.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude

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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21302528 - 02/20/15 07:36 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

ah are there other rv's or homes nearby that might lend you a plunger?
is there a store nearby wherein you could purchase a plunger?

otherwise you have two options.

bail out some of water from the bowel. add a bunch of dish soap or shampoo. what about 1/2 an hour and boil a big pot of water and dump it in. The weight of the hot water on top of the cold water in the bowl should push the material down and clear the pipe.

the other option involves baking soda and vinegar if you have those materials available.


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: trekie] * 1
    #21302539 - 02/20/15 07:40 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:  :billymaythumbup:  :costanza:  :thaaannks:  :kimjongil:  :gumby:  :loldongs:  :lolwut:  :mjk:  :kaneclap:  :jokerclap:  :lamastare:  :yeahthatsfunny:  :bathtub40lol:

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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: PrymaLScReam]
    #21302542 - 02/20/15 07:41 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

LOL thats awesome


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: trekie]
    #21302563 - 02/20/15 07:50 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Metal Coat hanger, 


Unwind it and  stab and stir the poo away.





This worked. It was a terrible experience, but it worked.

This was one dump that did not want to leave. I was impressed and disappointed at the same time.

Thanks guys!


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude

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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21302638 - 02/20/15 08:16 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I had my dad staying over some time ago and literally the first thing he did was clog up my toilet with a huge shit. I was upset but he asked "can I use that piece of garden hose?" that I use as a siphon, and he used that to push it though the pipe, unclogging the shitter, he washed the piece of hose and presto, problem solved.


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21302646 - 02/20/15 08:18 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Once a shit I took was so big that when I wiped my ass there was blood all over the toilet paper :feelsbadman:


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: ieatpussyandbacon]
    #21302693 - 02/20/15 08:33 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I had an MDMA session once and it resulted in this shit log that was hard like a piece of wood and was TOO BIG TO PASS. It was as if Gandalf was in the toilet holding back that Balrog of a turd. Took half an hour of intense pain, anal dilation ant taking all sorts of crazy postures to fight that turd out. When it did come out I was exhausted, sweating, teary eyed, mouth dripping with drool and ass dripping with blood, crouched down naked and shitting it on the friggin FLOOR.

THAT was a nightmare but the relief was immense.

It was caused by the MDMA, being way too happy to take a shit until it got too big and sucked bone dry in the rectum.

That was without a doubt the worst shit of my entire life. I now pay far better attention to what I eat and going when I need to go. Don't ever want to experience that again.


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Asante]
    #21302701 - 02/20/15 08:36 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

That is horrifying

Whenever I drop a monster deuce it always slides out in 30 seconds or less


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Asante]
    #21302704 - 02/20/15 08:37 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Thank god I didn't have to crab walk across the RV while taking this last dump. I guess ya always gotta look on the bright side.


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude

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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Distorted Vision]
    #21302720 - 02/20/15 08:40 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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I guess ya always gotta look on the bright side.







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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: ieatpussyandbacon]
    #21302722 - 02/20/15 08:40 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ieatpussyandbacon said:
Once a shit I took was so big that when I wiped my ass there was blood all over the toilet paper :feelsbadman:




Did that happened only once? If not it's probably not due to the size of your shit. you might wanna see a doc in that case.

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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21302726 - 02/20/15 08:41 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Asante, sounded miserable, uff da


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Asante]
    #21302814 - 02/20/15 08:57 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

That's probably my favorite MP clip. :thumpup:


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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude

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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Asante]
    #21302910 - 02/20/15 09:20 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I had an MDMA session once and it resulted in this shit log that was hard like a piece of wood and was TOO BIG TO PASS. It was as if Gandalf was in the toilet holding back that Balrog of a turd. Took half an hour of intense pain, anal dilation ant taking all sorts of crazy postures to fight that turd out. When it did come out I was exhausted, sweating, teary eyed, mouth dripping with drool and ass dripping with blood, crouched down naked and shitting it on the friggin FLOOR.

THAT was a nightmare but the relief was immense.

It was caused by the MDMA, being way too happy to take a shit until it got too big and sucked bone dry in the rectum.

That was without a doubt the worst shit of my entire life. I now pay far better attention to what I eat and going when I need to go. Don't ever want to experience that again.




I had a shit like that once eventually I realized I wasn't going to be able to shit it out with doing something so I rammed my finger up there and broke the shit apart


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: Asante]
    #21302919 - 02/20/15 09:22 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I had an MDMA session once and it resulted in this shit log that was hard like a piece of wood and was TOO BIG TO PASS. It was as if Gandalf was in the toilet holding back that Balrog of a turd. Took half an hour of intense pain, anal dilation ant taking all sorts of crazy postures to fight that turd out. When it did come out I was exhausted, sweating, teary eyed, mouth dripping with drool and ass dripping with blood, crouched down naked and shitting it on the friggin FLOOR.

THAT was a nightmare but the relief was immense.

It was caused by the MDMA, being way too happy to take a shit until it got too big and sucked bone dry in the rectum.

That was without a doubt the worst shit of my entire life. I now pay far better attention to what I eat and going when I need to go. Don't ever want to experience that again.





:lolsy:


ouch


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Re: Took a huge shit [Re: trekie]
    #21303207 - 02/20/15 10:19 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

trekie said:
Metal Coat hanger, 


Unwind it and  stab and stir the poo away.






that will never work, he needs to fish it out by hand, break it into smaller pieced
and flush a little at a time, if he cant flush it all he needs to put the rest back
where it came from

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