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OfflineMark1
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Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't
    #21295742 - 02/18/15 09:00 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Original thread: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20971350

Update:

-I messaged her to see if she was around for the holidays in my town.
-She says, “how about the 26th?”
-I tell her “sure, thats my birthday, that’ll be fun!” She replies “I can treat you to cake!”
-We get pizza/cake. She lets me pick her up from her parents house.
-Great conversation, but not much flirting/touching on her end
-She said she hates meeting guys at bars because she's not into the one night stand thing and she can't imagine having sex with someone she can't see herself in a relationship with (I figured this was a bad sign, that she said this)
-On the other hand, she asked me what I like about older women, which sounds like she's interested.
-She does however, tell me I have great eyes, got me a card and chocolate for my bday and paid for dinner
-She then tells me she wants me to meet her family, and she’s already told them all about me, and where we met, and my picture.
-We go back to her parents house and I chill with her family for an hour or so, really fun. Unfortunately she sat on one end of the room, and she sat on the other.



I feel like I’ve gotten a lot of mixed signals. On one hand she treats me for my birthday when we barely know each other, and invites me over to her family, and let me pick her up, and told her family about me. On the other hand she didn’t flirt much, and jokingly commented how I was so young (I’m 26 she’s 45), which is a sign she is uncomfortable with the age difference. It seemed to me she wanted a FWB for when she’s in town visiting her family, but now I’m thinking she just wants to be friends. Which is fine, but I was surprised she just wanted to be friends considered our age difference. Afterwards she gave me a hug and said she’d call me soon and happy birthday.

I messaged her after saying "thanks for the bday gifts, you are wonderful," and she replied "my family loved you. I think you're wonderful too!"

Thoughts? I just want to know I’m not crazy to think I got mixed signals.

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Offlinealer
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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Mark1]
    #21295768 - 02/18/15 09:03 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Maaaaaannn that's weeeaaaakk.
I'd just keep her in mind but try hittin on another cougar. One day you'll get lucky.


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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: aler]
    #21295847 - 02/18/15 09:14 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

thanks man! appreciate it.

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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: aler]
    #21295851 - 02/18/15 09:14 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

friend zoned.


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OfflineHeadTripVertigo
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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: All We Perceive]
    #21301647 - 02/19/15 10:52 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Another gem of FAIL from Mark1. 
Clicking this link you can enjoy all of Mark1's previous follow throughs and successes with women.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/dosearch.php?where=body&tosearch=main&namebox=257046


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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Mark1]
    #21301653 - 02/19/15 10:55 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Start making moves man, subtle moves. Shes waiting for it.

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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Mark1] * 1
    #21301659 - 02/19/15 10:58 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

A cougar... who lives with her parents?

What exactly is the definition of the word "cougar" in this context?

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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Burke Dennings] * 1
    #21301666 - 02/19/15 11:01 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

why is every thread you make about almost banging women? :lol:

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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Adolin]
    #21301685 - 02/19/15 11:09 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I kinda feel like it's a new troll style.  Mark1 makes threads about getting mixed signals from women.  sincerelylexo makes threads wondering whether the incredibly trivial thing he did offended a woman.  These guys can't be for real.  Probably a new troll fad coming out of 4chan or reddit.

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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Adolin]
    #21301691 - 02/19/15 11:10 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
why is every thread you make about almost banging women? :lol:



There was also this gem:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18028639

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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21301699 - 02/19/15 11:13 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
I kinda feel like it's a new troll style.  Mark1 makes threads about getting mixed signals from women.  sincerelylexo makes threads wondering whether the incredibly trivial thing he did offended a woman.  These guys can't be for real.  Probably a new troll fad coming out of 4chan or reddit.



Yeah maybe the Shroomery is a testing ground for the forefront of trolling research, where techniques are perfected before they get rolled out to a wider audience.

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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21301729 - 02/19/15 11:25 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

All We Perceive said:
friend zoned.




I dunno.
I've hooked up with quite a lot of girls after several years of just being friends.
Maybe if OP is really unattractive, but personality can go a long way.

Quote:

Burke Dennings said:
A cougar... who lives with her parents?

What exactly is the definition of the word "cougar" in this context?



I think the OP outlined that she was visiting her family from out of town.

If Mark1 is a troll; their a fairly unsuccessful one at rustling any jimmies. I can't see any reason one should really be offended by non-offensive material as this.

I think some introspective thought could be derived from our concern over the validity of psychedelics experiences as being analogous to our concern over the validity of Mark1's posts of mild nature.


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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21301789 - 02/19/15 11:45 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

I only read the top part of the post with the bullet points, didn't get to the bottom.

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Re: Update on that cougar I was trying to smash but didn't [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21301799 - 02/19/15 11:48 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

But I knew it first; AND I CORRECTED YOU!

:poshdance:


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