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InvisibleSwami
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Holiday Family Portrait
    #2129493 - 11/22/03 08:50 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Yes folks, it's that time of year again. I know you all hate it, but I need to take a photo of our group for Christmas cards, so gather around. Tall guys in the back, stubbies and large-breasted women in the front.

sclorch: Take off that silly red & white "Cat-In-The-Hat" hat. On second though, leave it on - it is clearly "you".

medicinebag: Put the smudge stick away, you are making little Baby_Hitler's eyes water.

fireworks_god: Put down your bass down before you put an eye out. You can play your Hendrix version of "Silent Night" for us later.

shroomism: Please ask your Zeta Reticulan "friend" to get his mandibles out of the picture. This is for members only.

Earth_Droid J-E-S-U-S! I thought that gnome was just an avatar and not really you. You get up front.

Mr_Mushrooms I SAID, tall guys in the back! And did you hafta wear your, "Thank God I'm Not a Mod" Sweatshirt?

Adrug: Yeah, baby you certainly qualify to be in front. Mmm...

Spokesman: Please get your hand off of Adrug's butt.

guitarmon: I asked you to bring a small Christmas tree, not a sattiva bush.

evolving: We all know about your plight with the California fire, but please wash the soot off your face.

soleworthy: Please turn around. We already know what the back of your head looks like.

silversoul7: Ha, ha, very funny! Please stop interdimensional shifting. It is fucking with the camera's autofocus.

mixamotosis: Damn man! How man spiked eggnoggs have you had?

DoctorJ: Get off the turntable. You can spin for us after the shoot.

trendal: If you insist on levitating I will have to put you in the back.

babytripster: Take your sunglasses off. How come your pupils are the size of dinner plates? Oh! Better put 'em back on.

SkorpivoMusterion: No, you can't smoke the Christmas tree!

Who let a wolf in here? Oh, it's you Lobo. No shape-shifting into your power animal!

Stefan: Turn down your aura. It's hard to see the others.

Jellric: Enough with the whirling. Please stand still for one moment!

Phluck: Get out from under the mistletoe and get over here!.

sirreal, malachi and the rest of you guys all squinch in the middle there. A little tighter... now smile! *FLASH* One more, say "shrooms"... *FLASH*

That wasn't so bad now was it? OK, let the party begin.


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OfflineMixomatosis
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Swami]
    #2129500 - 11/22/03 08:54 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

let me be the first to remind everyone to put the christ back into christmas


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OfflinePhluck
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Swami]
    #2129505 - 11/22/03 08:57 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Screw the mistletoe, there's hardly any ladies around here anyways.


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Mixomatosis]
    #2129506 - 11/22/03 08:58 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Quote:

Mixomatosis said:
let me be the first to remind everyone to put the christ back into christmas




You talk the talk, but damn it, boy, you don't walk the walk. *points suggestively at avatar*
Peace.


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For I've never known completeness
Like being here
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OfflineNiamhNyx
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2129629 - 11/22/03 10:19 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Hahah, that was great.


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OfflineSpecialEd
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: NiamhNyx]
    #2129702 - 11/22/03 11:25 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

Everyone, let's thank Swami for sharing his humor with us...

(everyone)
Thanks Swami, it's great having you around. We all love your antics.



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Invisibleadrug

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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2129717 - 11/22/03 11:33 PM (13 years, 16 days ago)

:lol: nice work, swami.


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Invisiblemedicinebag
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: adrug]
    #2129831 - 11/23/03 01:50 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Hey, Swami,

  I like your new avatar name.  Where'd you get that one from????  :lol: :lol:


Edited by medicinebag (11/23/03 01:50 AM)


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InvisibletrendalM
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Swami]
    #2129838 - 11/23/03 01:56 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

:lol:

Thanks for the laugh, Swami  :smile:


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You're here because you know something.
What you know you can't explain,
But you feel it;
You've felt it your entire life.
That there's something wrong with the world.
You don't know what it is, but it's there....
Like a splinter in your mind...
Driving you mad.


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: trendal]
    #2130034 - 11/23/03 05:14 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

lol that was pretty good

catagorization used in a positive way. or is it??


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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InvisibleJellric
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Swami]
    #2130066 - 11/23/03 05:55 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Jellric: Enough with the whirling. Please stand still for one moment!

Hey man, don't blame me for trying to fan some of that smoke my way.. :stash: :spliff:

I am awaiting a pre-Thanksgiving visit Monday night from my asian mistress  :loveeyes: and will bounce from there to the rl family gathering near New Orleans where more family-appropriate festivities will ensue.

Have a great holiday as well, bro!
And to all a good night..


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Jellric]
    #2130076 - 11/23/03 06:12 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

/me chugs spiked eggnogg, yanks Fireworks' bass guitar and straps it around my shoulder, grabs Adrug's butt, steals the sativa bush "christmas tree", and takes off like a bat outta Hades in Swami's car
:grin: :evil: :wink:
Muaahahahahhahaaa! See ya next Holidays! 


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Swami]
    #2130181 - 11/23/03 10:13 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Well done Swamster, well done!  :lol:

That was GREAT!

But I'm not THAT tall.  At 6' 2 3/4" many kids dwarf me today.

Have a great holiday season!

Holiday Cheers,

MM


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Jellric]
    #2130284 - 11/23/03 11:54 AM (13 years, 15 days ago)

I am awaiting a pre-Thanksgiving visit Monday night from my asian mistress

We will all be awaiting the post-Thanksgiving pics / video - thanks in advance.


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Swami]
    #2130289 - 11/23/03 12:00 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
We will all be awaiting the post-Thanksgiving pics / video - thanks in advance. 




Fuck some pictures or a video, I wanna turn! :grin:

Sorry, man, couldn't resist. hehe
Peace.


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #2130290 - 11/23/03 12:01 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

You selfish party-jacker, you! Now you are off the list for the New Year's bash. Too bad, too; cuz there will be lots of food, drugs, nudity and a live band featuring our own shroomery members.


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Swami]
    #2130291 - 11/23/03 12:02 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
You selfish party-jacker, you! Now you are off the list for the New Year's bash. Too bad, too; cuz there will be lots of food, drugs, nudity and a live band featuring our own shroomery members. 




It's time for a bass off, motherfuckers! :grin:
Peace.


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If I should die this very moment
I wouldn't fear
For I've never known completeness
Like being here
Wrapped in the warmth of you
Loving every breath of you

:heartpump: :bunnyhug: :yinyang:

:yinyang: :levitate: :earth: :levitate: :yinyang:


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Swami]
    #2130335 - 11/23/03 12:42 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
guitarmon I asked you to bring a small Christmas tree, not a sattiva bush.





Its the thought that counts, doesn't matter what kind of tree it is.

*breaks off a piece and passes the bush around*

Happy Holidaze Ya'll!


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: fireworks_god]
    #2130341 - 11/23/03 12:49 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

So you want a lady eh?
Step no.1: My advice is let go of the peach fuzz my boy.

Get your own woman.  :wink:


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Re: Holiday Family Portrait [Re: Jellric]
    #2130363 - 11/23/03 01:09 PM (13 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Step no.1: My advice is let go of the peach fuzz my boy.




Ha! That's exactly what I've been telling him. :grin:


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