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Funny trip stories
    #21286286 - 02/17/15 01:44 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

So yea, this thread is open to everyone. share your funny trip stories if you feel like it. They don't have to be about you. As you'll see I'll be starting this with a friends epic journey into madness lol.
Here we go...

One of my good friends... after introducing him to acid lol... decided he loved it. So he ate it for a week and a half. This was when we were 18(1998).  It was homecoming so everyone was back from college for the weekend. In my town for homecoming we have a bonfire and all the sports teams run around it and throw dummies filled with firecrackers onto it...Real exciting... M-80's one year... all the surrounding buildings/houses had their windows blown out lol.

So I met up with a few friends to go to a party. My other friend.. the acid guy met us there too. We had no idea he had been tripping for a week+1/2. We leave the bonfire to smoke up before the party.
We're all talking and he interrupts " guys i need to tell you something" So we're like "stop interrupting what do you want"
So he looks at all of us and say "guys... I am a fag..."

We're all speechless. That's the last thing anyone expected to hear.
Me and my one buddy just start laughing. This guy Pat says "uhhh , that's not right" So our now out of the closet friend looks confused and just takes off into the woods back from where we came.

So I actually didn't hear from him for two weeks so I had no idea what happened after the coming out party.
On his way back to the bonfire he ran into another mutual friend Emery. He also confessed his new love for men to him. But he kept trying to convince Emery that since he is now gay, Emery was gay too.
Emery kept trying o tell him "it doesn't work like that".
So acid guy somehow made it back to his house 3 miles away.

At a party... the first night he started his acid journey someone yelled out "kill them before they kill you". well I guess this stuck in his mind. The next day after the bonfire he kept hearing this repeated over and over and he thought his dad was trying to kill him. So he escaped through his bedroom window and ran down the road.

He had convinced himself he was dieing of a heroin overdose, even though he didn't do heroin. So he flagged down a truck to hop a ride to the hospital. He got into the bed of the truck and off they went.
Somehow he managed to crawl into the cab of the truck through that tiny ass window in the back windshield. Again "kill them before they kill you"... so he tried to snap the drivers neck. That guy wasn't having it so he slammed the brakes on, punched my friend in the face and booted him out of his truck.

My friend, still convinced of his heroin overdose goes to the nearest house. Starts knocking on the door yelling "help I'm dieing I've OD'd on heroin" Turns out it's some 80 year old ladies house so she's freaking out because some crazy mother fucking drug addicts is going bonkers on her porch. My friend decides it's a good idea to use his elbow to smash her window in so he could open the door himself. All he wanted was to use the phone.

This is when the police showed up and took him to the bin.
So it was two weeks after all this when he called me and explained everything. He was still tripping while I was on the phone with him...two weeks. He thought everyone at the psych ward was out to get him. It didn't help that our conversation mysteriously cut off.
While we did talk, he said the nurse he had was terrified of him because he could actually control his heart rate at will. Speed it up or slow it down just by thinking about it.

He finally came down after three weeks and was let go. Him and I weren't aloud to hangout for a long time. his dad decided I was a bad influence. Years later his dad realized I wasn't the bad influence. His son's just an idiot lol.

He's fine now and has still tripped a bunch of times since then. Just no mega doses. When he starts being an asshole sometimes we remind of the time he tried to kill that guy.

He's done a lot of "funny" things. Last year while on probation for DWI...lol 3rd one... He was hammered at a bar and someone pissed him off. So he threw a bar stool at the guy but instead hit some random girl in the face with it. Pretty sure his probation was extended for that one.

The morals of this story. Don't screw with people tripping by yelling paranoia inducing phrases... and don't turn the guy who over indulges in everything onto acid. He may not stop for 1-2 weeks lol

Also he's not actually gay. Somewhere in those 3 weeks he remembered his huge crush on Gwyneth Paltrow. "Oh yeah, I don't like dick."
Could write a book on this guy.


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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: Mushroom_J]
    #21286296 - 02/17/15 01:55 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Peed on my friend while giving him a hug.  My first ever 5g mushroom trip.


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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21291155 - 02/17/15 10:17 PM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Thanks for this :thumbup:

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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21291879 - 02/18/15 02:49 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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The Doobie Dude said:
Peed on my friend while giving him a hug.  My first ever 5g mushroom trip.




I don't know if this qualifies as a story lol.


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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: Mushroom_J]
    #21291911 - 02/18/15 02:59 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Lmao too story ...I once ate 5gs of penis envy was tripping balls and kept thinking about da vinci and all these smart ass guys who I thought prolly did shrooms.. Started thinking all this while watching fucking documentaries about him and then their was a documentary on aliens.. I was so focused on that shit my friend decides to put on some alien glasses and would knock on the window lol I'd look and be like yo everyone its a fucking alien my friends would look and that shit would be gone anyways my friend did that twice and I didn't know for like two weeks I was tripping out that I saw aliens and was freaking out then I tripped again and finally found out it was him fucking with me haha dam good times

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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: Rico1992]
    #21291912 - 02/18/15 03:00 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Cool story** fuck messed up

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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: Rico1992]
    #21291931 - 02/18/15 03:09 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

Threw a bar stool and hit some bitch :lol: I would pay to see that


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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21291940 - 02/18/15 03:25 AM (9 years, 2 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
Threw a bar stool and hit some bitch :lol: I would pay to see that




I wasn't there for that one. Lol.


I'd post more stories but they have nothing to do with tripping...
they're all alcohol related...And there's a lot of em'! lol
What part of the shroomery do alcohol related stories get posted under?


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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: Mushroom_J]
    #26762461 - 06/21/20 08:28 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

That story is so original and hilarious that it could only be Acid!!

Just yesterday I Dropped 15Gs of Dragons dynamite Truffles and decided to go for a wander around the town, Well guess what? These little suckers started coming on strong and I took a deep breath and said to myself “You don’t need to be walking around right now man” So I went back to the hotel and thought “I’ll have myself a nice introspective and mellow afternoon with a reasonable high accompanied by some moving wall Action and maybe the odd profound thought...WRONG! I must have gotten the good ones because I went full flaming geometric in an instant, I am learning through these experiences each and every time and what I found out yesterday is that I am not scared of seeing anything at all within the tripping mind set, I am happy to take everything as it comes and absorb it all with a full heart. What I AM scared of it turns out, is that I may never find my way back home! Interesting...So, I decided to try and focus on something to take the edge off and went on to Facebook to browse stories, people watch and the like...I came across a particularly lovely photograph of the Milky Way and inspired by this I thought “I think I will go onto the Hubble Space Telescope Website and look at the Hi Resolution images” Well, I came across what is called a Butterfly Nebula and let me tell you, I looked at this photograph for approximately 3 Hours, during this time I saw everything there is to see in the history of the universe. Possible time travel, Everything that I could ever want or need to know was in that Nebula.
When I came around and transitioned into stage 2 of the trip (Profound thinking, What does it all mean? etc.etc) I went to the bar round the corner to have a wee beer, I sat there for 2 hours without any interaction, side from ordering my beverages, and this couple were sat next to me. Some how or another they sort of said “Oh your very quiet sitting there all by yourself” To which I responded “You’re right, I suppose I am” now this answer sort of threw them a bit and at the same time drew them in, they were interested by this peculiar little guy sitting on his own with his wee beer. We chatted for a while and I found it incredibly interesting that I was not responding to their questions or inference’ or remarks in a textbook manner, I suddenly was an adept psychologist and I could read cues from these people and endear them to me quite simply. So what happened next was that this girl asks me a particularly interesting question “What do you think about us?” I said “what do you mean?” She said “You know what I mean” I said “Well yes I suppose I do” (Let me explain, the man was about 70 years old and the woman 30, generationally speaking, he could have been her grandfather)
So I took a moment and I breathed in. I breathed out and postulated my response, I explained that I can see their relationship to the bare bones, that at this time I can absorb every visually obtainable cue in the room and that includes their manner towards each other and what that translates to, I told her that I had observed the way he touched her cheek with the back of his hand, The way she laughed with him straight from her heart. I told her that I had travelled the world and been in countries where oldies have their young prizes as an accompaniment to their ego and the depths of that relationship extend only to the older gentleman’s own gratification. I told her that, that was one of the saddest things to see in life. Then I simply said to her “This what you have is not that, this thing you have together is as real as this chair you are sitting on, Do not doubt what you have is real because it does not fit into the constructs of a so called civilised society, This is your man. So you love him for as long as you do” I could see tears in her eyes...What a lovely thing to be part of.

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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: Meesta Nobo]
    #26762741 - 06/21/20 10:54 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Boom! Welcome to The Shroomery; you’ll be welcome around these parts :thumbup:

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Re: Funny trip stories [Re: DJ Ed]
    #26773825 - 06/22/20 08:58 AM (3 years, 10 months ago)

Late 70s suburban St Louis high school days my crazy buddy trips all night on a 4way and at dawn walks a few blocks to a private golf course with a shotgun in a guitar case. He's going hunting. He blasts away at a couple crows and sees golfers watching him. He packs up and halfway home a cop car pulls up next to him, cop gets out, says, "What do you have in the case?" "My friend's guitar." Cop grabs the handle and says "Let's see." "No, can't, it's a really expensive guitar." Jerks it away from the cop and starts running back toward the golf couse. Cop chases for a block, just behind my buddy. Buddy stops, sidesteps the cop and begins running back toward home. Cop still chasing. My buddy, a state record setting cross country star, is laughing as he hits the gas and is quickly out of sight even before the cop gets back to his car. Next couple hours buddy watches out his bedroom window, still laughing as cop cars are cruising the neighborhood looking for him. Crazy fucker.


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