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InvisibleOrgoneConclusion
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    #21272702 - 02/14/15 10:34 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Just cruised to the gym for Saturday morning racquetball. It is only a half mile away. Saw a cruiser with lights flashing parked near the entrance to the parking lot. I pulled in to ask what was going on and rolled down the window.


USM: *Full-on aggression* Are you fucking blind or what?!



Didn't you see the car parked there with flashing lights?

OC: *wipes spittle off of face* Sure, I did. had no idea what it meant though...

USM: Well, now you do!

OC: May I turn around here?

USM: *takes hand off of holstered pistol* Be on your way.


Breaking news: I did NOT get shot. Repeat: no shots were fired.


To RevMorton: Topic is letting power go to one's head.


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #21272706 - 02/14/15 10:36 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
    #21272708 - 02/14/15 10:37 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I use a truthbrush.


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #21272709 - 02/14/15 10:37 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Move on civilian. Or I will headbutt you to death.

Edited by Jaegar (02/14/15 10:40 AM)

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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: Jaegar]
    #21272725 - 02/14/15 10:40 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Yes, Mr. Robo.

Normally, I get majorly blazed before playing. Good thing I passed on that this morning. Whew!

Could you imagine if I Cheeched & Chonged it; rolling down the window with a cloud of sweet smoke billowing out and exposed my bloodshot eyes?


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #21272735 - 02/14/15 10:43 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I find a small dose of shrooms stimulating on the nervous system making physical activity more enjoyable and interesting. Would try cannabis if it was available to me, good times.

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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: Jaegar]
    #21272888 - 02/14/15 11:23 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Just got the story on what was going on.

Seems some guy pulled a robbery and was chased into an apartment complex across the street from the gym here in Las Vegas where he barricaded himself. The police were using the gym as an evacuation point for the residents as the robber claimed to have some C4 high explosive. Sounds like a bluff to me.

SWAT teams are standing by.

My prediction - this guy is dead meat.


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: Jaegar]
    #21272896 - 02/14/15 11:25 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

"I am the motherfucking shore patrol motherfucker!  I am the motherfucking shore patrol!  Give this man a beer!"


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #21272991 - 02/14/15 12:00 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

U should have throat fucked him.  :ass2mouth:


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #21273119 - 02/14/15 12:35 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

All that roid rage.

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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: Konyap]
    #21275819 - 02/15/15 04:56 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Illyabo said:
All that roid rage.




I'll rip your head off and piss down your throat if you don't take that back.


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #21276776 - 02/15/15 10:47 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

LunarEclipse said:
Quote:

Illyabo said:
All that roid rage.




I'll rip your head off and piss down your throat if you don't take that back.




That's better.

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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #21277193 - 02/15/15 11:57 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Hopefully it will grow back.


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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: Sun King]
    #21277261 - 02/15/15 12:13 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

The trouble is, like topping a cannabis plant, two grow back.



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Re: US Marshall just tore my head off [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #21281399 - 02/15/15 12:13 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Your thread quickly devolved into off-topic discussion.  Maybe this is an inevitable fallout of tacking on a topic of discussion, when one's intent is but to tell an anecdote, which would be better suited for The Pub.

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