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Anonymous #1

For real
    #21259126 - 02/11/15 03:14 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I need help getting laid I simply don't know how I am a bit awkward but I have confidence in my looks and I like who I am. I want to know how to get laid some one here should be aable to help

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21259182 - 02/11/15 03:27 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Talk to them without expectations while still being available.

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Anonymous #1

Re: For real [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21259201 - 02/11/15 03:32 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

that's to broad for me to fully understand. I think I do that but I must not if im still in this predicament. I don't know how to proceed, I can talk and what ever but I don't know where to go from there.

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21259220 - 02/11/15 03:36 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

How old are you?
serious question. Just to figure out how dire the situation is

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Anonymous #1

Re: For real [Re: Ezuma]
    #21259234 - 02/11/15 03:37 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

19 I haven't been laid in 5 almost 6 years.
it was much easier then when girls only had standards of looks

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21259254 - 02/11/15 03:40 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

If you're 19 then stop worrying about it. Just be cool and engage with people to the best of your ability, without focusing on your secret agenda or getting caught up thinking 'oh but she's an attractive girl how do I score' just treat em like people.

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Anonymous #1

Re: For real [Re: Ezuma]
    #21259283 - 02/11/15 03:48 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

dude somethings aren't as simple as you are making them out to be.
I get that and most girls I meet I don't have a secret agenda or whatever I have standards I just don't know how to proceed because all I have known was whores and they do all the work sooooo....

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21259320 - 02/11/15 03:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

All you knew were whores? Well I dunno man just engage with people in as open and friendly a way you can. What exactly is your problem though?

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #21259322 - 02/11/15 03:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Like anyone on the internet has a secret formula to get you laid........

Talk to girl -> Find common interests -> Try and hangout with said girl -> Try and either fuck or date said girl -> FWB or Girlfriend -> Wife/Breakup

Is that what you wanted?

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Anonymous #1

Re: For real [Re: Uzziel]
    #21259415 - 02/11/15 04:19 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

no just how do I engage in more conversation and keep it going with out asking to many questions or seeming too needy. I would prefer females perspectives

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21259743 - 02/11/15 05:29 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Did you read step 2?

Find common interests and go from there. This isn't rocket science dude. Odds are if you have no common interests, you have little to no chance.

And a female perspective isn't going to help you, you just need to be yourself and find a girl who likes the same shit as you.

If you really just want to get laid, get a hooker then.

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Anonymous #1

Re: For real [Re: Uzziel]
    #21260031 - 02/11/15 06:14 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

dude I don't get it. when I want a relationship im told "hey that never works out just live and be young have one night stands" or what ever now that I just want to get it out of my system im told otherwise. can someone be productively helpful with me I know its VERY hard but it is possible anything is

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Re: For real [Re: Uzziel]
    #21260218 - 02/11/15 06:49 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:
Did you read step 2?

Find common interests and go from there. This isn't rocket science dude. Odds are if you have no common interests, you have little to no chance.

And a female perspective isn't going to help you, you just need to be yourself and find a girl who likes the same shit as you.

If you really just want to get laid, get a hooker then.





actually I do think you could provide help but I cant word my questions right or something

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #21260248 - 02/11/15 06:53 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

You could always get a fleshlight :thumbup:


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Anonymous #1

Re: For real [Re: Sagescruffy]
    #21260281 - 02/11/15 06:57 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

no someone be a lil serious just once please

I want a woman/relationship.

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21260521 - 02/11/15 07:39 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

That was serious... I'm not saying to use a fleshlight instead of getting a girl, but you don't have a girl right now so you might as well since you're going to end up masturbating anyway. Using a fleshlight is QUITE the experience. If it's warmed up in hot water, it's SO realistic.


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Re: For real [Re: Sagescruffy]
    #21260545 - 02/11/15 07:44 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

They are pretty fantastic with some coconut oil. I must say.

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Anonymous #1

Re: For real [Re: vandago]
    #21260644 - 02/11/15 08:04 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

im looking for something deeper that has to involve a person.

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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21263754 - 02/12/15 01:05 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Yea, plus coconut oil is a solid a room temperature. How the hell does that work?

But in regards to your problems OP, you need to focus on improving yourself as a man. It's easy to fuck women, but those easy women are usually fat or nasty.

Up your standards, become a better/richer/stronger/social person and women will come your way. If all your objective is to get laid you will have little success. That type of overtly forward thinking is futile. People want more then just a masturbation aid, they want a strong and powerful individual.


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The path the ancients cleared has closed.
And the other path, everyone's path,
easy and wide, goes nowhere.
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Re: For real [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21263777 - 02/12/15 01:11 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
no someone be a lil serious just once please

I want a woman/relationship.




I am being serious with my advice though.

What kind of hobbies do you have man? Try and meet up with like minded people. The best way to meet girls is to make new connections with people with similar interests (Yes, both guys and girls....) and you will get introduced to new people with hopefully the same set of interests.

Have you tried POF, OkCupid or any of the online dating sites? Maybe try one out, if you're lucky you might just find someone in your area who is a lot like you. It's easy to sift through and find someone who might be a good match. I've met two from there and while it didn't work out, it was a good experience.

Another piece of advice is to check out meetup.com and join a group there (All kinds of shit - gaming, hiking, etc...)

Your best bet is just to expand your socialization network and get out of your comfort zone. Don't just look at the internet for solutions though, see what is in your area and get out there.

I guarantee you that anything I write or anything anyone else write's will only give you an 'idea' of what maybe you should do. In the end, it is you who needs to get out there which will be the hardest part IMO. Once you get out there, it will be much easier.

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