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Re: Soccer [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
    #22405073 - 10/19/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The Mexico game.



So in soccer formations are expressed like 4-4-2. 4 back 4 midfield 2 forwards, right? Im pretty sure the USA plays a 4-5-1 that means standard backline, 2 defensive mids (they very rarely if ever make attacking runs, and instead are prioritized on defense). Then you have your two wingers who play the whole field (offense+defense) but ours fucking suck (ronaldo messi neymar, and most superstars you know of play on the wing) and then a CAM (Micheal Bradley) They play a central role and are the teams playmaker in that formation atleast.

So how we played against mexico was Beckerman and whoever the fuck the other retard was (Jermaine Jones?) sank so far back we were essentially in a back 6. So Mexico sat in the gap (area about 15 yards above the box, its incredibly hard to defend) and held possession and just poked and poked until the defense broke (which was like 9 minutes).


Klinny never changed this. The way he likes to play is defend first, gain possesion then pass it up to Altidore who plays as a holding forward and tries to hold the ball till the wingers or bradley can get up in supporting runs.



What this looks like is the other team has possession 60-70% of the game. We win possession pass up to altidore who is left completely isolated. due to this he fucks up a solid 60% of the time and if he doesn’t the attack just fizzles out because we dont have any firepower or guys who can create and dribble and shit (think brazil and neymar).





My second comment was saying thats a lot like American culture because we hide behind our massively oversized military and just respond to conflict instead of trying to analyze and correct the problems that lead to that conflict. Everyone knows the strategy is flawed but we keep doing it because were stubborn. Example: American foreign policy from 1945-2015

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Re: Soccer [Re: elax420]
    #22405103 - 10/19/15 07:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Damn dude. They must be learning you up in Utah. Your posts are getting really good. No homo.


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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

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Re: Soccer [Re: elax420]
    #22409754 - 10/20/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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You are out of your mind.  If they trained for soccer they could play soccer and soccer players do not run for 90 minutes.  That is a myth.  They mostly coast to get in position.






Well lineman get tired as fuck and football takes 4 hours 9 minutes of which are actually play time. Most NFL players dont play the whole game, they get subbed out all time.





Much of which is spent coasting.  I have no idea what ass you pulled your time stats out of.  Do you know who else gets substituted for with great regularity?  Hockey players.  Have you ever played hockey.  If you had you would know why forwards generally have 2 minute shifts.  I've played both.  Hockey is way more exhausting than soccer
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Everybody gives a fuck about Tom Brady, one way or the other.

Mayweather and Pacquio make a lot more money than Renaldo currently, including endorsements and Forbes lists Renaldo 15th among athlete's net worth.





In America.....



Ronaldo gets the hottest pussy and that is indisputable.




Hotter than Brady?  I don't fucking think so.
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Oh and if you go to like fucking sudan you will see someone in a messi jersey. Foreigners just dont give a shit about football dude (the american kind)




Why should an American give a fuck what the Sudan thinks about sports?
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If you’re in it for the fame and money, soccer is a much bigger stage.




Not here.


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Re: Soccer [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22410442 - 10/20/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nobody cares about your benchwarmer glory days, Mr. FNT. 

However, the idea of some real life Krusty playing hockey is really hilarious.

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Re: Soccer [Re: emf]
    #22410506 - 10/20/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did you, Mary?


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Re: Soccer [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22410538 - 10/20/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Not after middle school.  I was always on the ski team instead for that part of the year.  Lacrosse was my Spring/Summer sport.

Creepy Stalky Senile Senior Citizen Travis, LOL!!!

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Re: Soccer [Re: emf]
    #22410559 - 10/20/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Skiing and lacrosse.  LOL.  Why am I not surprised you did snotty rich kid sports.  Faggot.


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Re: Soccer [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22410583 - 10/20/15 06:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Skiing and lacrosse.  LOL.  Why am I not surprised you did snotty rich kid sports.  Faggot.




Haha...what a typically unsuccessful sub-contractor thing to say.  Of course you do not like sports that require money to participate in.

Jaded Benchwarmer Mentality, LOL!!!

Creepy Stalky Senile Senior Citizen Benchwarmer Travis, LOL!!!

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Re: Soccer [Re: emf]
    #22410631 - 10/20/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hi Bambi.


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Re: Soccer [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22410664 - 10/20/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sup, FNT?

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Re: Soccer [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22415299 - 10/21/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Damn dude. They must be learning you up in Utah. Your posts are getting really good. No homo.





Thanks bro


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Skiing and lacrosse.  LOL.  Why am I not surprised you did snotty rich kid sports.  Faggot.






Nice zinger.


EMF, Lacrosse is pretty fucking gay bro and the ultimate rich white kid sport. Thats gonna be hard to defend :lol:




Zap: Gisele is like fucking 40 and with a fading star (she’s a fading star) Ronaldo is still at his peak, every woman in the world wants to bang Ronaldo.


Brady is such a pussy he makes Ronaldo look macho :lol:

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Re: Soccer [Re: elax420]
    #22415345 - 10/21/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's funny to me that so many of you live in such a way that you think I would need to defend growing up with money. :lol:

Sorry you're poor?

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Re: Soccer [Re: emf]
    #22415513 - 10/21/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dont think any of the people giving you shit about being a spoiled rich kid, are broke.






Lacrosse is super east coast trustafarian type shit though.

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Re: Soccer [Re: elax420]
    #22415544 - 10/21/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I didn't say broke.  I just assume you are not very well off. :shrug:

Doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing.

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Re: Soccer [Re: elax420]
    #22415724 - 10/21/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's unfortunate that lacrosse is associated with being a snobby white kid. It was invented by the Natives and it is the only real "American" sport, I think it's pretty cool.


Now water polo, that is some faggy ass shit.

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Re: Soccer [Re: Ran-D]
    #22415793 - 10/21/15 09:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm glad that people didn't see it as a rich kid only thing where I grew up, because we had a couple studs on our team that definitely did not come from money.  The East Coast must be even shittier than I had imagined. 

If I had done rowing, then I would be embarrassed.

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Re: Soccer [Re: emf]
    #22419468 - 10/22/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

EMF

Anything east of Colorado is the east coast.


How long have you lived out west dude :lol:

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Re: Soccer [Re: elax420]
    #22419530 - 10/22/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No.  That isn't the case at all.  Is that what people say in Utah?  Haha...you live in a state that is at least ten years behind CO, so I'm not surprised.

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Re: Soccer [Re: emf]
    #22419830 - 10/22/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Now you just sound like a faggot.




Its like the colorado thing is working against the faggy thing and almost makes it redeemable but then you go out and say shit like that

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Re: Soccer [Re: elax420]
    #22419842 - 10/22/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Utah, LOL!!!

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