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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Webster10]
    #21243004 - 02/08/15 10:09 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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i was sarcastic before. it's obviously wrong to make a joke if the person's mom is dying or just died

its always stupid and wrong imo

when i was younger, my friend made a "your mom" joke to some guy whose mom was in the hospital for cancer. my friend got punched.



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Please don't encourage the ur mom jokes any further.

In 7th grade I told a ur mom joke to a girl whose mom had been dead for a few weeks. The reaction I got from that was enough to deter me from saying them anymore.



See I just never understood this. It's obviously just a knee jerk joke with no actually ill intent towards someone's mom.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: jewunit]
    #21243180 - 02/08/15 10:55 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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In general if you take "your mom" comments seriously you need to lighten the fuck up.




That's easy for you to say, you don't have a mom.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: koods]
    #21243184 - 02/08/15 10:57 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: koods]
    #21243237 - 02/08/15 11:16 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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In general if you take "your mom" comments seriously you need to lighten the fuck up.




That's easy for you to say, you don't have a mom.




It'd be even easier if ya took ya mums cock out of ya mouth.

















Yeah, apparently mums can have cocks too nowadays.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #21243242 - 02/08/15 11:19 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:waitingpatiently:

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Peace of Mind 1]
    #21243523 - 02/08/15 12:17 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

What's a mum? Some kind of flower?


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: koods]
    #21243595 - 02/08/15 12:26 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

English people have flowers for mothers, apparently. That would explain why they're so fancy.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: jewunit]
    #21243838 - 02/08/15 01:12 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

It's much funnier if she's dying or already dead


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: jewunit]
    #21243842 - 02/08/15 01:13 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

The only time it is ever funny to make a joke about someone's mom is if she's dying or already dead


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #21243848 - 02/08/15 01:14 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Kind of like rape, it's only funny if the person actually got raped.

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #21243850 - 02/08/15 01:14 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, we get it.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21243883 - 02/08/15 01:20 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I posted that yesterday ("it's much funnier if she's dying or already dead") but then I deleted it because I felt bad

But today when I woke up I realized that the joke is 100x funnier  if she's dying or already dead so I re posted it

Also, jokes about rape are ALWAYS funny but once again they're much funnier if the person you're saying them to really is a rape victim.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #21243898 - 02/08/15 01:24 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21243935 - 02/08/15 01:31 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I reported my own post :lolsy:

You may think I'm trolling but I'm not. If somebody makes a yo mama joke to someone whose mom is dying or already dead, as long as you're not the guy who made it or the guy it was said to, it's actually HILARIOUS to watch. There is so much tension!!!


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #21243943 - 02/08/15 01:34 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

It's not offensive, you just posted the same joke three times.

It is hilarious. The reactions people have is fucking great.
"Oh... oh shit. Sorry dude. Sorry, I'm so sorry." Non-stop apologies.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: jewunit] * 1
    #21244044 - 02/08/15 01:55 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

jokes about suicide are funny too.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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