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 A Perfect Day 
#2123881 - 11/19/03 08:57 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I woke up at about 7:30am to finish working on my Physical Chemistry take-home exam which I failed, I'm sure. I walked to class in the heaviest rain I've seen in awhile and I was completely soaked. Then I went and took my Inorganic Chemistry midterm which I probably failed too. Then I walked home, three hours later, still soaked. But! Then it started snowing, which I haven't seen in the 3 years I've lived here. And it kept snowing and it was sticking and it made me really happy. I walked to the store in the snow with two of my roommates and bought cheap malt liquor and drank it and got drunk and went to my Finance class and then went home. Then my roommate drove my car with me and another roommate to Toshi's Ramen for some Chicken Teriyaki and as we were pulling up to a stoplight I rolled down the window and scraped a snowball's worth of snow off of the roof of my car and there was this Asian guy with glasses standing on the corner of the road and I packed it quickly and threw it out the passenger window with a left-to-right motion and it hit him straight in the face as we were going about 5-10 MPH. I was pretty drunk and still am and don't remember it very well, but I will never forget the great splatter of snow off of his face.
God bless America.
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 MyInsanityTrip
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: ]
#2123892 - 11/19/03 09:04 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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but did you yell "Take that gook! GO back to CHina!"?
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Anonymous
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: ]
#2123897 - 11/19/03 09:07 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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sounds like good times.
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40oz
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: ]
#2123979 - 11/19/03 09:43 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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>Physical Chemistry take-home exam which I failed, I'm sure
haw haw
>and I was completely soaked.
haw haw
>took my Inorganic Chemistry midterm which I probably failed too.
haw haw
>three hours later, still soaked.
haw haw
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OldSpice
Geritol Breath...
Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
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 Re: A Perfect Day [Re: 40oz]
#2123986 - 11/19/03 09:47 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Black Fagg sounds like he is pretty much a failure..
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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty
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Blu Spore
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: OldSpice]
#2123989 - 11/19/03 09:48 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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he sounds like a dunk as well 
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: 40oz]
#2123998 - 11/19/03 09:51 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm an over-achiever.
I compensate for this problem by not doing shit.
finis
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Psilocybeingzz
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Gee , I wonder why people HATE your country
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MyInsanityTrip
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It's probably because they are racist.
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SixCee
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Yeah Black Flag it seems like you are a failure. You are failing your tests and piss people off for no reason. Get a life loser, you can't live on mommy and daddys money for ever.
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40oz
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: SixCee]
#2124098 - 11/19/03 10:51 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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haw haw
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LiquidSmoke
My title's cooler than yours DBK
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: ]
#2124203 - 11/20/03 12:25 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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P - Chem sucks.
O chem sucks more.
G chem sucks the most.
The end.
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Brugman
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: ]
#2124312 - 11/20/03 01:50 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Haha
You got him good. Faces with snowballs thrown at them are funny.
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oDin
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: ]
#2124319 - 11/20/03 02:01 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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sounds like a full day, i recommend you drink more 40's then go hump a female.
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Papaver
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 Re: A Perfect Day [Re: ]
#2124842 - 11/20/03 10:44 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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I thought this was going to be about the Lou Reed song... 
PS: Didn't it snow in these parts a couple of weeks ago too?
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Ripple
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: oDin]
#2124847 - 11/20/03 10:47 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's always good advice oDin
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The bus came by and I got on that's when it all began!
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OldSpice
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Posts: 59,080
Loc: Crankytown, Texas
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: Papaver]
#2124937 - 11/20/03 11:34 AM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pappy do you remember the song "Makeup"!!
Eyeliner rosehips color the eyes, Yellow green ohh what a surprise your a slick little girl...such a sick little girl
Now were coming out...out of our closets ...out on the streets
When your in love its so wonderfull..it feels so good to fall in love
  
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So hard to be ....WDWGFH?
Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name....
My friends are thirsty
You never see a motorcycle parked outside a Psychiatrist office
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: SixCee]
#2125043 - 11/20/03 12:29 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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failures need love too
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Fuck Ted Nugent he?s a fucking jerk
I wish that he?d be gone
Chauvanistic republican
Kills animals cause he
Forgot how to write a song
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Anonymous
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Re: A Perfect Day [Re: Delyrium]
#2125149 - 11/20/03 01:09 PM (20 years, 4 months ago) |
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Indeed we do
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