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OfflineBaby_Hitler
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #21242129 - 02/08/15 02:34 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I have my high protein diet to thank for that.

After today's steak and eggs breakfast, I'm optimistic about tomorrow.


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #21242136 - 02/08/15 02:42 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:laugh:


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Baby_Hitler] * 1
    #21242865 - 02/08/15 09:37 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Baby_Hitler said:
I stopped up the toilet for the 34th day in a row, today.

A personal best!




Maybe your toilet is of a poor design. I've often wondered why, here in the 21st century, toilets that are unable to reliably convey a human shit down a pipe still exist.

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Re: Never poop again! [Re: psi]
    #21242909 - 02/08/15 09:46 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Dunno. This house was built in 1983. I guess they just weren't prepared for 21st century turds. :shrug:


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #21242923 - 02/08/15 09:49 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I've even tried flushing before I wipe. No TP, just one big turd in the bowl.

Still nope.


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Baby_Hitler] * 1
    #21242935 - 02/08/15 09:51 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:loldongs:

I want one of those toilets like they have in public bathrooms where everything just seems to get sucked out of the bowl at high speed. I don't own my place though.

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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #21242937 - 02/08/15 09:52 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, pooping is awesome, it's wiping your ass that sucks!


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: psi]
    #21242950 - 02/08/15 09:55 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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psi said:
:loldongs:

I want one of those toilets like they have in public bathrooms where everything just seems to get sucked out of the bowl at high speed.




Me too!

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Re: Never poop again! [Re: psi]
    #21243178 - 02/08/15 10:55 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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psi said:
:loldongs:

I want one of those toilets like they have in public bathrooms where everything just seems to get sucked out of the bowl at high speed. I don't own my place though.




Or like some mechanism in the toilet that chops the turds up into itty bitty pieces like ur on some Martha Stewart shit


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: zZZz]
    #21243212 - 02/08/15 11:07 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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zZZz said:
Quote:

psi said:
:loldongs:

I want one of those toilets like they have in public bathrooms where everything just seems to get sucked out of the bowl at high speed. I don't own my place though.




Or like some mechanism in the toilet that chops the turds up into itty bitty pieces like ur on some Martha Stewart shit




video of this?  I never seen this before.

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