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MrShroom
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Never poop again!
#21240909 - 02/07/15 07:17 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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don't eat food and sun gaze, brahs and brahetts
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trekie
Metal man


Registered: 05/11/09
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: MrShroom] 1
#21240924 - 02/07/15 07:21 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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But more then half of my post are when I am taking a shit....
That explains why you have such a low post count
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Adolin




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Re: Never poop again! [Re: trekie] 1
#21240959 - 02/07/15 07:29 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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sungazing was debunked like a hundred years ago.
sure, it may have some benefeit, it may even give you caloric energy, considering people have allegedly survived on nothing but water, green tea and sunlight for over 150 days.
but you simply cannot get some necessary nutrients by stairing at the sun. people will source that vitamin D is made by sun exposure, but thats only one of literally thousands of micronutrients the body needs to survive. even the most healthy yogi on the planet wouldnt survive a whole year
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Adolin]
#21240971 - 02/07/15 07:31 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I always wished I had a portal to some poo dimension where my sphincter is. I'd never have to poo and the old turd cutter would always be super fresh.
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MikeBearPig
Not liked.


Registered: 07/15/14
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Adolin]
#21240974 - 02/07/15 07:32 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gresh said: sungazing was debunked like a hundred years ago.
sure, it may have some benefeit, it may even give you caloric energy, considering people have allegedly survived on nothing but water, green tea and sunlight for over 150 days.
but you simply cannot get some necessary nutrients by stairing at the sun. people will source that vitamin D is made by sun exposure, but thats only one of literally thousands of micronutrients the body needs to survive. even the most healthy yogi on the planet wouldnt survive a whole year
There is always milk in their tea. You need fat in your diet or you will die.
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Redwood
Registered: 05/22/14
Posts: 2,077
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: MrShroom] 3
#21241046 - 02/07/15 07:52 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't poop. My body's working at 100% efficiency. Yeah, my body is absorbing every single nutrient and it's not wasting a single thing.
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OhMrJohnson
Modern Day Alchemist

Registered: 01/12/14
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Redwood]
#21241239 - 02/07/15 08:49 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's true females do not poop
To behold the sight of a female turd would be akin to witnessing a unicorn with Bigfoot riding on its back
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


Registered: 05/29/02
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that's strange, i totally just destroyed my bathroom. it was terrible.
guess i'm not really a female.
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



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nevur flip floopity flop flap floozle flam flunk flank
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circularvortex
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Green tea and spanish fly for you, missy!
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pirate-blues


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Redwood]
#21241574 - 02/07/15 10:07 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Redwood said: I don't poop. My body's working at 100% efficiency. Yeah, my body is absorbing every single nutrient and it's not wasting a single thing.
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theRAPeutic
Hueman


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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
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i dont poop either
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thenutflush
Stranger

Registered: 11/12/14
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: zZZz]
#21241744 - 02/07/15 11:01 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Never poop again? Eat a digorno pizza
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,479
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or drink coffee
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Funji Guy
Trusted Misidentifier



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Re: Never poop again! [Re: zZZz]
#21241864 - 02/07/15 11:41 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I pooped today it was great
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Funji Guy]
#21241877 - 02/07/15 11:44 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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sikk fukk..
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MrShroom
Spectral


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Funji Guy]
#21242023 - 02/08/15 01:03 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Funji Guy said: I pooped today it was great
i had crazy BMs today, it inspired this thread ahaha
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Baby_Hitler
Errorist




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Re: Never poop again! [Re: MrShroom]
#21242119 - 02/08/15 02:24 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I stopped up the toilet for the 34th day in a row, today.
A personal best!
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Acidic_Sloth
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide


Registered: 05/29/02
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that is something to be seriously proud of.
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