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OfflineMrShroom
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Never poop again!
    #21240909 - 02/07/15 07:17 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

don't eat food and sun gaze, brahs and brahetts

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Invisibletrekie
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: MrShroom] * 1
    #21240924 - 02/07/15 07:21 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

But more then half of my post are when I am taking a shit....

That explains why you have such a low post count


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OfflineAdolin
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: trekie] * 1
    #21240959 - 02/07/15 07:29 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

sungazing was debunked like a hundred years ago.

sure, it may have some benefeit, it may even give you caloric energy, considering people have allegedly survived on nothing but water, green tea and sunlight for over 150 days.

but you simply cannot get some necessary nutrients by stairing at the sun. people will source that vitamin D is made by sun exposure, but thats only one of literally thousands of micronutrients the body needs to survive. even the most healthy yogi on the planet wouldnt survive a whole year

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Adolin]
    #21240971 - 02/07/15 07:31 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I always wished I had a portal to some poo dimension where my sphincter is. I'd never have to poo and the old turd cutter would always be super fresh.

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InvisibleMikeBearPig
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Adolin]
    #21240974 - 02/07/15 07:32 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
sungazing was debunked like a hundred years ago.

sure, it may have some benefeit, it may even give you caloric energy, considering people have allegedly survived on nothing but water, green tea and sunlight for over 150 days.

but you simply cannot get some necessary nutrients by stairing at the sun. people will source that vitamin D is made by sun exposure, but thats only one of literally thousands of micronutrients the body needs to survive. even the most healthy yogi on the planet wouldnt survive a whole year




There is always milk in their tea.  You need fat in your diet or you will die.

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InvisibleRedwood
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: MrShroom] * 3
    #21241046 - 02/07/15 07:52 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I don't poop. My body's working at 100% efficiency. Yeah, my body is absorbing every single nutrient and it's not wasting a single thing.

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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Redwood]
    #21241239 - 02/07/15 08:49 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

It's true females do not poop

To behold the sight of a female turd would be akin to witnessing a unicorn with Bigfoot riding on its back


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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21241250 - 02/07/15 08:51 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

that's strange, i totally just destroyed my bathroom. it was terrible.

guess i'm not really a female.


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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #21241255 - 02/07/15 08:54 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

nevur flip floopity flop flap floozle flam flunk flank


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Offlinecircularvortex
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21241267 - 02/07/15 08:56 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Green tea and spanish fly for you, missy!


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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Invisiblepirate-blues
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Redwood]
    #21241574 - 02/07/15 10:07 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Redwood said:
I don't poop. My body's working at 100% efficiency. Yeah, my body is absorbing every single nutrient and it's not wasting a single thing.






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InvisibletheRAPeutic
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: pirate-blues]
    #21241621 - 02/07/15 10:22 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #21241676 - 02/07/15 10:41 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

i dont poop either :snub:


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Offlinethenutflush
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: zZZz]
    #21241744 - 02/07/15 11:01 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Never poop again? Eat a digorno pizza

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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: thenutflush]
    #21241750 - 02/07/15 11:02 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

or drink coffee


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OfflineFunji Guy
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: zZZz]
    #21241864 - 02/07/15 11:41 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I pooped today it was great


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Funji Guy]
    #21241877 - 02/07/15 11:44 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

sikk fukk..


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OfflineMrShroom
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Funji Guy]
    #21242023 - 02/08/15 01:03 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Funji Guy said:
I pooped today it was great



i had crazy BMs today, it inspired this thread ahaha

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OfflineBaby_Hitler
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Re: Never poop again! [Re: MrShroom]
    #21242119 - 02/08/15 02:24 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I stopped up the toilet for the 34th day in a row, today.

A personal best!


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Re: Never poop again! [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #21242125 - 02/08/15 02:27 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

that is something to be seriously proud of.


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