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Another random ebay moment. Wish me luck 
  
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla] 2
#21239953 - 02/07/15 03:12 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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You bought an emu egg off ebay?
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
#21239975 - 02/07/15 03:18 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Are you ready to raise this emu? They sound tough. Like no litter box? I pass.
Emus:
-Their legs are among the strongest of any animal, allowing them to rip metal wire fences.
-heir calls consist of loud booming, drumming, and grunting sounds that can be heard up to 2 kilometres (1.2 mi) away.
-Emus sleep during the night, and begin to settle down at sunset, although it does not sleep continuously throughout the night.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu
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those things have some claws on them man, like slash your throat open and gore you strong ass legs. id pass
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: my3rdeye]
#21239993 - 02/07/15 03:23 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Best thing ive seen all day.
it was advertised as a fertilized egg? how much did you pay?
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#21239994 - 02/07/15 03:24 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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The embryo probably died in transportation.
Good luck though.
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Emu. What a ridiculous name for a black Chocobo 
 
Hatch that stuff OP, once it grows up you can actually ride it, then sky's the limit 
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Spacerific]
#21240162 - 02/07/15 04:06 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah, fuck it. Already bought it. The way i see it is that it'll be a fun project for me and the kids around the house might enjoy it too. Once it gets too big to keep around the house, ill pass it off to a friend of mine whome owns a ranch. Ither that or put it on criagslist. Ither way, its fun to do these kinds of things. May get a few chickens or ducks soon, too.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
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After reading this an advertisement popped up about a great emu egg recipe Guess if hatching it doesn't work out
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
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What are you going to do with the eggshells?
I hope you glue them with neon-colored rainbow glue and make a pimpin' lamp or piece of art out of em.
Something between this:
And this:
Now obviously you can't drill round holes in those shells with a Dremel, but surely some ideas will show themselves if you keep an open mind. Glue them back with transparent silicone, then let the light from the egg-lamp shine just through the cracks and glue. Or do eggs get soft come hatching-time, to allow the chocobo to come on out? Would totally suck for the whole egg-lamp idea 
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
#21240296 - 02/07/15 04:35 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I recently made emu omelet
yum.
You bought it off ebay 
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Beanhead]
#21240306 - 02/07/15 04:38 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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You bought it off ebay
yes. Im an ebay-holic. Theres soo many fun things you can buy off ebay. Hours if entertainment. It never ends
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
#21240951 - 02/07/15 07:27 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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That's awesome!
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
#21240968 - 02/07/15 07:30 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
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You bought it off ebay
yes. Im an ebay-holic. Theres soo many fun things you can buy off ebay. Hours if entertainment. It never ends
Great maybe u can explain to me how to use it.I'd love to but can't figure it out.
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If that thing hatches but you get tired of a giant bird, think of it as a really inconvenient to bake turkey 
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ezuma]
#21240983 - 02/07/15 07:35 PM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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The Fonz says you need to sit on it.
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I had no idea emos came from an egg.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: koods]
#21242175 - 02/08/15 03:08 AM (9 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think theirs a way to test it with water if it floats its alive if it sinks its dead idk something like that
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Rico1992]
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I think theirs a way to test it with water if it floats its alive if it sinks its dead idk something like that
That's how you tell if an unfertilized egg has spoiled or not due to fermentation...
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
#21488191 - 04/01/15 02:58 PM (9 years, 17 days ago) |
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should be hatching any day now. I can feel it moving around and stuff. When you rotate the egg, it thumps to one side, as if theres something solid in it
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
#21488391 - 04/01/15 03:49 PM (9 years, 17 days ago) |
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should be hatching any day now. I can feel it moving around and stuff. When you rotate the egg, it thumps to one side, as if theres something solid in it
LOL!
What else do you buy off of e-bay? I'm currently looking to spend money on stupid things.
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I buy tons of stuff on eBay but have never sat around and randomly bought a giant asshole bird egg.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Enjoywho] 3
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You will love and care for your Emu, but when it comes to a mature age it will likely disembowel you.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla] 1
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If you're successful and it grows up, don't piss it off. Those things can easily disembowel someone.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Le_Canard]
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Do you have to chew up worms for him or does he eat seeds?
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Lophosaurus]
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It's Australian. The things probably feed on nails and stale beer.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Le_Canard]
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oh i forgot, i wanted to say i think this is one of the coolest thing i've read on the shroomery.
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It's Australian. The things probably feed on nails and stale beer.
Better stock up on fosters op.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Enjoywho]
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Will you eat him when he is plump enough? And do you live on a farm?
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
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yeah, fuck it. Already bought it. The way i see it is that it'll be a fun project for me and the kids around the house might enjoy it too. Once it gets too big to keep around the house, ill pass it off to a friend of mine whome owns a ranch. Ither that or put it on criagslist. Ither way, its fun to do these kinds of things. May get a few chickens or ducks soon, too.
How big are the kids? Get them to ride it before it becomes too dangerous. Take pics.
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Emus can get to be 6 feet tall and 150 pounds, they also can be aggressive.
I would think twice about having this thing in your house with your kids.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
#21489133 - 04/01/15 06:52 PM (9 years, 17 days ago) |
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I know a guy who used to have pet emus, one day one managed to escape and he wound up chasing it down the street. Actually somewhow managed to catch it and carry it back home.
Only in Australia.
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Finally an emu we can all get behind
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
#21489568 - 04/01/15 08:17 PM (9 years, 17 days ago) |
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should be hatching any day now. I can feel it moving around and stuff. When you rotate the egg, it thumps to one side, as if theres something solid in it
Whoa.... So curious to see how this goes.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Ogla]
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haha man that's funny. I buy random shit too on ebay! I've been scoping artifacts recently. So interesting. Ancient shit you can own. basically become a mini museum. They got roman antiquities, viking, chinese, egyption, and every culture. Mayan sculptures! I'm sure many are great investments too.
I wonder if that emu egg is fertilized. The reason chicken eggs you but don't hatch is because they are never fertilized. Not sure how emu's work. I'm gonna do some research and peep ebay. If that thing fucking hatches it will be like some Jurassic park shit!
Yep, they sell them fertilized haha right now 2 for 80$. That's crazy shit! I wish they kangaroos weren't marsupials.
for like 1200 EU you can own some Ancient Pre Columbian Nazca Culture Fertility Erotic Figures 200 BC
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Gorlax]
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I wonder how many are replicas
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: twighead]
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By the time it's Pheasant size it'll put a good dent in the wallet.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: twighead]
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They do have plenty of replicas you just need to read the description and make sure they have some connection and authenticity. That specific figure is an antique dealer with accreditation. Usually low price means they are replicas. You are going to have to pay a hefty price for something thousands of years old!! haha
I've purchased fine art off eBay and it was certified authentic by a art dealer. Pretty cool!
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: r00tuuu123]
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neighbor had an emu
fuck those things are loud
and I had an amazon parrot
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Mr. Wilson]
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I know of someone with 2 emus in his backyard to guard the house. They are cool with him, but I wouldn't go in there with em ha
I saw this thread when you started it, can't believe it's gonna hatch!
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: chooken]
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Yeah someone around here has llamas. They escaped and made national news lol.. pretty sure they have emus too.. and alpacas lol
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Gorlax]
#21490355 - 04/01/15 10:52 PM (9 years, 17 days ago) |
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posting for hatching
also off topic - pablo escobar had a private zoo basically in colombia i think it was, and when he was killed they dealt with all of the exotic animals except for the hippos...they didnt know what to do with them, so they let them just chill....eventually they broke out and their population went up and now they have random hippos roaming that area of colombia wreaking havoc i saw a documentary on it on animal planet
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Enjoywho]
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Finna smuggle a hungry hippo via south africa. Put that slut in my pool.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Gorlax]
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Emu's aren't very good pets.
Just for the record.
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Well we can have chickens in my county and they sell chicken eggs online. Might make a coupe and raise a few chickens for the eggs! hehe. Or a peacock they have those eggs too on ebay.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Gorlax]
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Well we can have chickens in my county and they sell chicken eggs online. Might make a coupe and raise a few chickens for the eggs! hehe. Or a peacock they have those eggs too on ebay.
Chickens are great. Peacocks are terrible, evil, creatures.
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: Gorlax]
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Finna smuggle a hungry hippo via south africa. Put that slut in my pool.
They eat boats. how many bales of hay do you plan to buy a week and how many tilapia do you plan to dump in to eat the poop?
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Well we can have chickens in my county and they sell chicken eggs online. Might make a coupe and raise a few chickens for the eggs! hehe. Or a peacock they have those eggs too on ebay.
Chickens are great. Peacocks are terrible, evil, creatures.
It ain't the Peacocks you Gotta worry about they just walk around like a bunch of guidos with gold chains. It's the Peahens those evil bitches will peck the shit outa ya. Imagine being 8 and being attacked by a bird the size of a turkey When you try to give it some corn. Like a middle aged Dago club girl who's had 1 too many Sambucas. 
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Re: attempting to hatch an emu egg [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21493352 - 04/02/15 05:50 PM (9 years, 16 days ago) |
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Yeah, I should've said peafowl in general, but y'all got what I mean
I've been attacked by those fuckers a hundred times.
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