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OfflineAngel_Above
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Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public?
    #21239057 - 02/07/15 11:55 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Seems like it was a trend here to say ur mom to everything. Some sheekle nonsense I would imagine.

I think it's never right to do such things, as sometimes we don't know the story of their mother. Maybe she's dying, maybe she just died, etc.

Any stories of doing it and regretting it?

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above] * 7
    #21239076 - 02/07/15 11:58 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

In general if you take "your mom" comments seriously you need to lighten the fuck up.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above] * 2
    #21239090 - 02/07/15 12:01 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not sure what you're asking really but it leads me to he conclusion that you
believe I banged your mom in public... which I did, at the mall and the bus stop

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21239121 - 02/07/15 12:07 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I started the whole ur momma jokes, but don't tell anyone that..

Btw, ur mom says hi op.. I just smacked her butt right now..


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21239139 - 02/07/15 12:09 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I do your mom in public all the time.



She's a real freak.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21239233 - 02/07/15 12:24 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Angel_Above said:
Seems like it was a trend here to say ur mom to everything. Some sheekle nonsense I would imagine.

I think it's never right to do such things, as sometimes we don't know the story of their mother. Maybe she's dying, maybe she just died, etc.




Not since about grade 6 or so.

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21239484 - 02/07/15 01:28 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

A fran of mine said something about somebody making the best soup ever, and I said, "Your dad makes the best soup ever."

Her dad died when she was younger..it just kinda pooped out of my mouth. Everyone pretty much ignored it.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: jewunit]
    #21240779 - 02/07/15 06:46 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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jewunit said:
In general if you take "your mom" comments seriously you need to lighten the fuck up.



Seriously.

I think it was grade 3 that I realized a yo momma joke had nothing to do with my mother..

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21240801 - 02/07/15 06:52 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

i think it's much funnier if she's dying of cancer

trololol


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Alexestalex]
    #21240913 - 02/07/15 07:18 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Your mom called, she said she has cancer and wants to leave your dad. Basically I'm telling you that you can call me dad. If you want.

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21241013 - 02/07/15 07:43 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Your mom called, she said she has cancer and wants to leave your dad. Basically I'm telling you that you can call me dad. If you want.



So you're cancer?


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21241020 - 02/07/15 07:45 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

i was sarcastic before. it's obviously wrong to make a joke if the person's mom is dying or just died

its always stupid and wrong imo

when i was younger, my friend made a "your mom" joke to some guy whose mom was in the hospital for cancer. my friend got punched.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above] * 2
    #21241063 - 02/07/15 07:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Your mom is a lovely woman. She's very sweet, nurturing, and always makes sure I leave the house satisfied. A+ to your mom, sir!


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: mantis]
    #21241198 - 02/07/15 08:35 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

My friend fought another friend in highschool because somebody was talking crap about my mom but I didnt  care because I knew it wasn't serious and who cares about shit talkers.
my mom is a slutty cunt who can fuck herself lol and ill tell her that to her face because I'm not serious.
 
when it comes to people's mama ,  these people take foreign objects up the ass to often. Whaddyaa say bout my mama foo?

I use to say "your mom" to this kid in elementary school but now I say "your grandma" because we've matured


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: JayZ Morgan]
    #21242086 - 02/08/15 01:42 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I had an 89 volvo I named 'your moms box'
Had a 82 named 'brave little toaster'


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Oldgregg]
    #21242291 - 02/08/15 05:02 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

XLCaps said:
Your mom called, she said she has cancer and wants to leave your dad. Basically I'm telling you that you can call me dad. If you want.



So you're cancer?



Well, I was born in July. :rofl:

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21242361 - 02/08/15 06:11 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

ayyy lmao


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Angel_Above]
    #21242367 - 02/08/15 06:19 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Please don't encourage the ur mom jokes any further.

In 7th grade I told a ur mom joke to a girl whose mom had been dead for a few weeks. The reaction I got from that was enough to deter me from saying them anymore.


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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: Webster10]
    #21242424 - 02/08/15 07:16 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

One time this kid was trying to harrass me on the bus so I started in on him right back. He was saying all sorts of shit so I tried to get colourful. I made a 'your dad' joke as I was about to get off the bus and he said something about his dad being dead, then he tried kicking my knees out really hard as I went by. It didn't end well for him. The next day at school I get called to the office, we go through things. It turns out that his dad wasn't dead. He was so butthurt that he had to try to pull the sympathy card. He ended up getting two weeks and I got three days. His dad picked him up 10 minutes later.

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Re: Do you "Your momma, ur mom" in public? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #21242550 - 02/08/15 08:07 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

LOL what a shitbird.

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