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camerinkw
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condom slipping? sex help *DELETED*
#21236217 - 02/06/15 05:29 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post deleted by camerinkwReason for deletion: problem solved
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw] 3
#21236237 - 02/06/15 05:33 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are you familiar with the sacred art of cunnilingus?
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21236242 - 02/06/15 05:35 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes. I've tried for a good 10 minutes before and she'll get somewhat wet but once Im done it's like it goes away. And im not doing it wrong
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw]
#21236257 - 02/06/15 05:39 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Use lube. I like astroglide. Super effective and not sticky or gross hooker flavor.
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw] 1
#21236258 - 02/06/15 05:39 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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10 minutes?

Do it for like an hour straight or longer basically until the slightest touch causes her to moan uncontrollably then her vagina should be like a Slip 'n Slide
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: OhMrJohnson] 2
#21236261 - 02/06/15 05:40 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Doobie dude is gonna have a field day with this thread.
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OhMrJohnson
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I know right I'm just covering for him until he sees it
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21236269 - 02/06/15 05:41 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've tried astroglide and it realy doesn't do anything. And lol after 10 min she's pleading to have sex I doubt she could go for an hour but I'll try.
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw]
#21236275 - 02/06/15 05:43 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tie her to the bed blindfold her get kinky man they love that shit
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw] 2
#21236278 - 02/06/15 05:44 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Try pointing a loaded gun to her head when you fuck her. She'll be like a fountain. Then shoot her in the head when you cum for lol's.
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OhMrJohnson
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That's really kinky
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: OhMrJohnson] 2
#21236302 - 02/06/15 05:50 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe she is pleading to have sex after ten mins because you are giving bad head? When I get head I tense up and shake a bit when I cum, I only plead for it to stop if its unenjoyable.
You have used lube and she is still THAT dried up? Maybe try a different lube..switch to KY...
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: camerinkw]
#21236305 - 02/06/15 05:51 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
camerinkw said: I've tried astroglide and it realy doesn't do anything. And lol after 10 min she's pleading to have sex I doubt she could go for an hour but I'll try.
I'm not trying to be a dick about it (no pun intended) so I hope you don't take it that way.
But is it possible that you just have a skinnier than average penis?
I've never had a similar problem so that's my only speculation.
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21236306 - 02/06/15 05:51 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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reading that made me perk up
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: OhMrJohnson] 2
#21236324 - 02/06/15 05:55 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Your dick is too small and your eating her pussy wrong. Sorry but your girlfriend likes you a lot and will never tell you these things... Until you break up or get in a really good fight. Then she will tell everyone, even her mom, and maybe your mom.
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: Konyap] 3
#21236330 - 02/06/15 05:57 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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you "know for sure" the condom isn't too big... hate to say it.. but your wrong, if its slipping off that easily then yes, it is too big. you either need a smaller size or a slim-fit condom, if its fitting properly theres no reason it should be slipping off, if she's lubed enough for you to even get it in the first place then a standard condom shouldn't be coming off.
Theres no shame in using the right size, not everyone is a "Magnum xxxl can double as a garbage bag". Also wearing the right size will make the experience more pleasurable for both of you, a properly fitted condom you should barely even be able to feel.
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I didn't wanna go there but yeah that could possibly be your problem
How many men has she fucked before OP?
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I was reading on some random website recently that L/XL condoms are actually the same exact same size as their regular size counter parts but just longer.
No idea how much truth there is too this, but thought it was interesting. Also I had no idea that slim/small condoms even existed.
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#21236360 - 02/06/15 06:05 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: I didn't wanna go there but yeah that could possibly be your problem
How many men has she fucked before OP?
Unless she's currently fucking those men then it doesn't matter if you're implying she's too loose from fucking lots of men. It goes back to it's normal size after intercourse
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Re: condom slipping? sex help [Re: kr0nik0]
#21236368 - 02/06/15 06:06 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well seems as though your answer is; skinny penis and bad oral sex skills... or you use shitty condoms and your girl is dried up
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Edited by MommaSmurf (02/06/15 06:07 PM)
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