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secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police
    #21136694 - 01/18/15 03:57 AM (9 years, 12 days ago)

I have a lot of weed I get rid of and there's been a lot of busts recently I do everything I can to stay safe but I feel there would be nothing I could do if I were to get raided.. I was really trying to find some kind of safe that I could bury in my backyard throw a patch of grass or what not over it and access it every morning and night. Anybody know of such a thing or something I could do? Please


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: mrjones15]
    #21141281 - 01/18/15 08:37 PM (9 years, 11 days ago)

Don't shit where you eat.

Nothing is safe in your home. Just because you make a super secret stash spot, doesn't guarantee that in the event you do get raided, police won't find it. They are trained to find your secret stashes during a raid, and will likely find yours.


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: mrjones15]
    #21146700 - 01/19/15 09:22 PM (9 years, 10 days ago)

If you hide it well, they probably won't find it.  They just go for the obvious stuff.


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
    #21146736 - 01/19/15 09:30 PM (9 years, 10 days ago)

Right next to the toilet.

When the cops come

Take off all your clothes

Rub your entire body with Vaseline. That way you'll be too slippery to catch

Run into the bathroom

Take a shit and flush all that shit


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: DrRedBush]
    #21161919 - 01/22/15 10:12 AM (9 years, 8 days ago)

Floor safe.


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: Adden]
    #21164760 - 01/22/15 08:20 PM (9 years, 7 days ago)

:shocked:


Edited by Anonymous (03/07/15 06:40 PM)


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: Alan Rockefeller] * 1
    #21164770 - 01/22/15 08:22 PM (9 years, 7 days ago)

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Alan Rockefeller said:
If you hide it well, they probably won't find it.  They just go for the obvious stuff.




Do you really want to risk heavy jail time and or more heavy criminal charges over a "they might not find it"?


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: deadwk]
    #21189508 - 01/27/15 11:51 PM (9 years, 2 days ago)

I've also wondered how intensely they search. Like I've found stash cans of beans that look exactly like a normal can, do they go through all your pantry and empty cereal boxes?

Also the best spot I've come up with is digging a hole to fit some container, cutting a plywood cover to size and get plants to settle on the wood cover. Easy to lift the corner up or slide it over. I would imagine police spend most of the time in the house rather then searching backyards/gardens.

Of course this is all guessing and predicting.


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #21189563 - 01/28/15 12:10 AM (9 years, 2 days ago)

They search everything

I read the DEA manual on home searches once

I tried to find it but couldn't.

They even use X-ray or radar or something in your backyard.


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: DrRedBush]
    #21189743 - 01/28/15 01:32 AM (9 years, 2 days ago)

Surely we can get imput from people whos places have actually been searched.


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #21190673 - 01/28/15 10:13 AM (9 years, 2 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
I've also wondered how intensely they search.





That depends on what they think you did and what kind of mood they are in.

They certainly don't take apart all of your electronics or unsew your clothes.  I doubt they do much digging in your garden.


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: Alan Rockefeller]
    #21211369 - 02/01/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

So hiding Lsd in a small bag and putting it inside your Xbox might be a good idea?


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #21211611 - 02/01/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

> So hiding Lsd in a small bag and putting it inside your Xbox might be a good idea?

How hot does an x-box get?


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: mrjones15]
    #21211836 - 02/01/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 11 months ago)

I've seen carpenters do crazy things with dressers and shelves. A safe in the backyard wouldnt work as well,its to dense. Would be hard to bury and hide also is easily detected even a simple metal detector. And disturbing your lawn every time you get into it. if its hidden does it also need to lock? Go for one or the other. IMO. Either a tough, unbreakable also big and awkward safe. Or hide it really well with minimum security. Preferably away from your home. Somewhere that not only you have access to. So if its found your not the only suspect. Something hiding under your mattress sorta limits the suspects. searches would seem to be highly variable. Probably comes down to the warrant and the individual cops tenacity. If they search long and hard enough nothing is hidden. But a brisk search could miss everything. Really you should look up the laws and get an idea of how long youll be gone if its found. Maybe then youll know how well to hide it... or how important your vote is. Now that were living under a republic nightmare. (Merica)


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: Amishmedic8]
    #21320543 - 02/23/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Electronics were great in an experience I had...all kinds of goods, inside own old 8 track recorderer, set out with all my other music gear were not found when my house was raided. If ur pushing though and your hiding weed expect a dog to find it.try hiding your weed outside, if plausible ...bury that shit, or just stop pushing till heat dies off.


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: mrjones15] * 1
    #21365420 - 03/05/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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mrjones15 said:
I have a lot of weed I get rid of and there's been a lot of busts recently I do everything I can to stay safe but I feel there would be nothing I could do if I were to get raided.. I was really trying to find some kind of safe that I could bury in my backyard throw a patch of grass or what not over it and access it every morning and night. Anybody know of such a thing or something I could do? Please



Dude you are either dumb or a

If you really thought you may be raided one day why would you think going out to your yard safe multiple times a day would keep it off the radar. My guess is dumbass idea just to have thread material. Why anyone would post their stash idea on a public forum would be beyond me. To top it off this is your only post hahaha


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Re: secret stash spot/safe in case of home invasion by the police [Re: ya der eh]
    #21373357 - 03/07/15 05:57 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Sadly the internet has exposed a lot of frequent hiding spots from bait like this.


I read articles now about people getting tire's dug out of their junky yard and finding cash in it.....people getting pulled over and their hood popped and simple mechanics taken apart. 


Hell I used to get pissed when people would talk about the sole of your shoe.  It's pretty sad that people are so fucking boring, they can't find anything better to talk about.


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