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Macey Howard
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The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. 3
#21205493 - 01/31/15 05:18 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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The one thing that is most painful for us humans to do is to hold back the automated actions of our body. Think about it. Stealth sneezing is rather uncomfortable! Holding in farts can make a person feel down right nauseous. Trying to muffle a cough hurts too. Yesterday I had to hold back laugher. It resulted in tears and my eyes looking like I smoked 6 bowls. My job has a small working office. Pretty much 7 cubicles with mechanical engineers banging away at HVAC building automation design and operational troubleshooting.
I get up to use the restroom. Yes I took a #2. I'm classy about it and try to limit the dump time to null the suspicion of what I'm doing. In a nut shell, I try to take a dump in the amount of time it takes me to pee. Don't worry, I've never achieved this.
I do my thing and come out of the restroom. The boss goes in about 10 mins later. He's in there for over 10 mins. We hear a swishing bubbling sound. I walk near the restroom door and I can tell he's plunging. The toilet handle could be heard jingling as no water was in the tank. He's cursing now as I can hear water overflowing the bowl. I try to hide me laughter and ended up simply crying.
I've backed the toilet up before but I stealth plunged. Simply do not bring the plunger above the water line to let in air bubble. They like to use the 3 ply TP which is thicker than s paper towel. So, my boss finally clears the blockage, exits the restroom and blames me for clogging the toilet. What a D. Bag.
Later on in the day we had a one on one convo and I broke down and started laughing at him. He asked why and I told him about the plunging. He continued to blame me for blocking the toilet.
I'll start using the restroom in the next building from now on.
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: Macey Howard]
#21205553 - 01/31/15 06:05 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh god. I think we all know what it is like to have an incident with out of control body functions and the toilets that can't handle them.
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r00tuuu123
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: Macey Howard]
#21205577 - 01/31/15 06:25 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wait your boss actually had a meeting with you about how you poop? but that's just weird.
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: Macey Howard]
#21205599 - 01/31/15 06:34 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sounds like harassment
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: Macey Howard]
#21205632 - 01/31/15 06:50 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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We're all gonna lie. We're all gonna cry. And we're all gonna take painful shits.
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: Macey Howard] 1
#21205796 - 01/31/15 07:59 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP, is talking about shit and farts all you know? What's the point in going tranny if you're gonna be completely unattractive in personality?
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zappaisgod
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: Macey Howard]
#21206292 - 01/31/15 10:37 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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You work at a mechanical engineering firm and the boss doesn't know that the tank only holds enough water to go to the rim and not beyond but flushing again before clearing will result in an overflow?
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: zappaisgod]
#21206352 - 01/31/15 10:52 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: You work at a mechanical engineering firm and the boss doesn't know that the tank only holds enough water to go to the rim and not beyond but flushing again before clearing will result in an overflow?
He's an engineer, not a technician. Such knowledge is below his pay grade.
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Macey Howard
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: Macey Howard]
#21208386 - 01/31/15 07:17 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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He's a pretty cool boss, about 65 and started his own business. Total employee count: 9. I do my best to stay quiet and bang away at assignments. The plunging threw me off. I'm one of those that like to keep my restroom activities out of earshot. I'm not the most daintiest person, but I try. There are about 5 different aerosol sprays in the restroom. Yes I broke out one of each and sprayed them, mixing the scents.
I didnt even mention all the alcohol in the fridge.
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: Macey Howard]
#21208406 - 01/31/15 07:20 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nothing better than a "blowing up the bathroom at work" story
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Re: The boss backs up the toilet. Loud plunging and cursing can be heard. [Re: nicechrisman]
#21208493 - 01/31/15 07:39 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
nicechrisman said: Sounds like harassment
Assment!
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