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Re: Condom statistics [Re: badchad]
    #21198000 - 01/29/15 05:13 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Who wears condoms?  Very serious question.  It's called fuck and pray and pull out :datass:


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21198080 - 01/29/15 05:27 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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interesting story.. I had a condom break once. Obviously was in the middle of something and felt a kind of pop but not really,it's more like something just slid over my dick way faster than either of us could move. I stopped, she said what's wrong, I said I thin the condom broke.. She proceeded to kick me dead square in the chest as hard as she could and I went flying off the bed backwards. Safe to say she was a little scared of getting pregnant.

Fun fact, that incident did lead to a kid, not directly, but I know knew what sex felt like without a condom and I wasn't going back now LOL.



If the condom broke when it was in her then wouldn't that mean ur bare dick was only in there for like a fraction of a second to pull it out?

Was that really long enough to say, "Damn, I'm never wearing a condom again" lol


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: Sheekle]
    #21198097 - 01/29/15 05:31 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Well yes, but I didn't really reallize what had happened 20 seconds later. It took me a few seconds to even analyze what I felt. Then another few to realize what had happened.

It was enough. Not an experience you forget when you've never felt it before.


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21198106 - 01/29/15 05:32 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

oh I gotcha


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: TheScientificMethod]
    #21198915 - 01/29/15 08:47 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah. I've had that same question. I've asked about it too.

The answer is that if they're used properly (sober), then they're extremely effective, but as a whole, a lot of people misuse them, causing them to be less effective (throwing two on at a time or something stupid like that).

Another way to look at the stat (and I've had some people say that this is the way it's supposed to be read) is that if you take 100 couples and have them bone to their heart's desire (using condoms), 98% of them will remain baby and disease free.

Also... stop bragging, fucker.



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TheScientificMethod said:
Yeah. I've had that same question. I've asked about it too.

The answer is that if they're used properly (sober), then they're extremely effective, but as a whole, a lot of people misuse them, causing them to be less effective (throwing two on at a time or something stupid like that).

Another way to look at the stat (and I've had some people say that this is the way it's supposed to be read) is that if you take 100 couples and have them bone to their heart's desire (using condoms), 98% of them will remain baby and disease free.

Also... stop bragging, fucker.



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TheScientificMethod said:
Yeah. I've had that same question. I've asked about it too.

The answer is that if they're used properly (sober), then they're extremely effective, but as a whole, a lot of people misuse them, causing them to be less effective (throwing two on at a time or something stupid like that).

Another way to look at the stat (and I've had some people say that this is the way it's supposed to be read) is that if you take 100 couples and have them bone to their heart's desire (using condoms), 98% of them will remain baby and disease free.

Also... stop bragging, fucker.



I think this makes the most sense

Also, I am not bragging at all. I have had sex with only 3 girls my entire life. Most kids my age would put these numbers to shame. If you are in a relationship and fucking the same girl it does really count

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Re: Condom statistics [Re: topdog82]
    #21198924 - 01/29/15 08:48 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Also, if you use lube as well as a condom these always no way you could a girl pregnant

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Re: Condom statistics [Re: topdog82]
    #21198950 - 01/29/15 08:54 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Ok heres a basic little statistics lesson for all you who don't know:

A coin flip has a probability of 50% heads 50% tails. When you flip it and it hits heads, logic would deduce that the next one is tails. This is not the case however. The odds of a coin flip are ALWAYS 50% heads 50% tails. This means that with your condom scenario everytime you have sex there is a 99%(which is the stat I was taught) chance that you're in the clear. This doesn't account for the fact that everytime you have sex theres a good chance that even if you nut inside she's not gonna get preggers. If you pull out with a condom on too then you're probably in the 99.x range.

My solution is to shake a womens abdomen visciously after sex. That way it kills teh sperm. Either that or get her to do jumping jacks in the shower for 17 minutes following sex. It works everytime most of the time.

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Re: Condom statistics [Re: underfliptown]
    #21199020 - 01/29/15 09:10 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:cookiemonster: put in her butt natures condom


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: Lumiz]
    #21199056 - 01/29/15 09:16 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I'm eagerly awaiting to use one of my 10 condoms I bought from the store on the next unsuspecting hot girl that's going to nearly avoid all of my man juice that has built up after 5 years of no sex.:rockon:


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: JustForToday]
    #21199063 - 01/29/15 09:17 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Just wear 20 at a time problem solved,

Plus your cock will look bigger kinda


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: JustForToday]
    #21199085 - 01/29/15 09:21 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Hopefully you get to use them soon. Don't end up like this guy:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-unknowingly-purchases-lifetime-supply-of-condo,34865/
:rofldrunk: I fucking love The Onion


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: JustForToday]
    #21199095 - 01/29/15 09:23 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Also, you're not a virgin if it's been 5 years. Stop trying to look like you're so pure and innocent.

Nobody's buyin' it and ya shouldn't be sellin' it :nono: :biggrin:


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: mantis]
    #21199102 - 01/29/15 09:24 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

lol seriously man? That's obviously the joke...

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Re: Condom statistics [Re: underfliptown]
    #21199135 - 01/29/15 09:32 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

You took one of my posts at face-value. Why would you ever do that?


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: mantis]
    #21199166 - 01/29/15 09:39 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)


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Re: Condom statistics [Re: ipraytomushrooms]
    #21199200 - 01/29/15 09:48 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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ipraytomushrooms said:
Just wear 20 at a time problem solved,

Plus your cock will look bigger kinda




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