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Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments?
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Yeah, right out of fight club i know but STILL........mustard, relish, ketchup etc(and some cat food, which was the closest thing to real food i had in there) I mean whad y'a do?(especially when it's too L8 to order anything in)......? There are too many other parrellel's between Ed Norton (fight club again) and my own life, none of them any fucking good either so i will leave things there.....not even any bread and butter pickles to take the nearly uncontrollable urge i had to vomit after being drunk without sleep for almost 48 hours non stop :frown:*


Note: do NOT go up in a plane with a hangover that feels like you have a pick axe stuck into your skull over your left or right eyeball, if it feels that bad on the ground try and immagine what it feels like at an altitude of 36,000 feet with all that pressure on it? 


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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That's the way I live man. All I ever have is butter, ketchup and beer.

If I ever go shopping, I'll just eat it all within 48 hours and realize it's much easier to order food.

I think I've been on that particular plane too man, it sucked!

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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: RunDMT]
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RunDMT said:
That's the way I live man. All I ever have is butter, ketchup and beer.

If I ever go shopping, I'll just eat it all within 48 hours and realize it's much easier to order food.

I think I've been on that particular plane too man, it sucked! 


That is all i would ever DO man (order in) but unfortunately my monetary situation no longer allows me that luxury :frown: but yeah, cooking sucks....especially my own.....i think even airplane food beats my own home made spew :frown: btw, WTF is there no cottage cheese in Bucharest? Is this fatal flaw indiginous to that particular part of Europe or does it afflict and paralyze the rest of Europe?(<<<<<< being serious there, after all........this IS the pub :wink: ) 


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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Whoa! There's cottage cheese up here for damn sure. :wink: And I don't mean on the women.
My cooking is actually quite pimp. I just stopped doing it after I broke up with my last girlfriend. Feels retarded to hook up a fancy smancy dinner, eat it in 5 minutes and then get crackin on all the dishes... All by yourself.


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: RunDMT]
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LMAO at:
RunDMT said:
Whoa! There's cottage cheese up here for damn sure. :wink: And I don't mean on the women.
My cooking is actually quite pimp. I just stopped doing it after I broke up with my last girlfriend. Feels retarded to hook up a fancy smancy dinner, eat it in 5 minutes and then get crackin on all the dishes... All by yourself.

 


umma yeah ever hear of paper plates? :grin: That was the 3rd thing the good Lord made after he created women...... only cauz he was smart enuff to realize that we could never truly sucessfully live together :frown: <<


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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Ketchup and Mustard don't belong in the fridge!


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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Paper plates! I'll get some next time I make a cig run. :grin::thumbup:
So 3rd was Paper Plates, 2nd was Women... What did he create first? Beer? Can't have been the man! 

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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: Jackal]
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Jackal said:
Ketchup and Mustard don't belong in the fridge! 



Yeah, true dat but i at least like to console myself with the illusion that i actually may have something to eat so i keep any potential ingestables all in one place :grin: 


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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FreakQlibrium said:
immagine what it feels like at an altitude of 36,000 feet with all that pressure on it?


i get your drift but you do realise that higher altitudes equate to less pressure, right?


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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FreakQlibrium said:
Yeah, true dat but i at least like to console myself with the illusion that i actually may have something to eat so i keep any potential ingestables all in one place :grin:   


Funny  :smile: 


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: debianlinux]
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debianlinux said:
FreakQlibrium said:
immagine what it feels like at an altitude of 36,000 feet with all that pressure on it?   


i get your drift but you do realise that higher altitudes equate to less pressure, right? 


Actually i didn't know that, you think i went to skool or sumptin? :grin: Okay so  maybe i just flat out made it worse with my faulty reasoning, still felt horrible :frown: 


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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Actually, I'm not too fond of flying. I think the lower pressure allows your capillaries and such to open up more. I get weird feelings in my head and my left arm feels weird like a heart attack symptom. I hate breathing recycled air as well. In fact, I can think of crappy things about flying all day long but the only positive I see is getting there fast.


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: debianlinux]
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The only thing that TRULY strikes terror in my <3 about flying is the crappy movies they show(usually around mid flight) in a feverish attempt to divert the passengers from realizing that they are zooming far above the earth at extremely high speeds in an airborne deathtrap..........but yeah as far as sheer temporal econimics flying sure beats the fuck out of walking and swimming :grin: 


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: FreakQlibrium]
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I've always been of the opinion that dying in a plane crash is a pretty good way to go. Your gonna see it coming but not really suffer. Funny, the survivors of plane crashes are generally more or less unscathed. The dead, OTOH, are generally, more or less, in many pieces.


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Re: Ever come home to a fridge filled with condiments? [Re: debianlinux]
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You really can't beat a watery grave or an on land scattering of flesh and bones either when it comes to cost efficiency and saving money on superfluous funeral expenses :grin:


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