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 otis5
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 girlfriends and cats 
#2115648 - 11/17/03 09:11 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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ok, i have a gf and she has two cats. i have a cat too, but hers get into all kinds of shit and piss and shit in my house plants. i told her that they need to stay outside. she then proceeded to cry and tell me they do nothing that dogs don't do.
well my dogs don't get into stuff cause they are trained not to and if they did there would be hell to pay. they don't piss and shit in the house either. so when her cats do that stuff and i go to do something about it, she walks over to them and goes"oh, kitty, you can't do that" in a sweet ol' voice and then just starts to pet them and love them. she does that cause she knows i'll yell and put them out. which should be done.
so therefore, due to my opinion lately, (which is i hate cats) she acts like she doesn't even like me, and acts like i'm not worth it since i don't like her fuckin cats!! how terrible is that? dump me cause i don't like cats. fuckin pathetic!
has anyone had this problem? what should i do??
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 Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: otis5]
#2115654 - 11/17/03 09:13 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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You can't proceed to have a cat that is violating your home like that. Cats are supposed to function.
To me, it seems like your woman needs a wake up call. Too much floating around on pink clouds in happy friendly kitty world is inane.
I have a little devil of a cat that persists in taking spontaneous leaks and dumps all over the place, scratching up the wallpaper and so on... He's about to get the big bad boot.
My other cat is the biggest sweetheart, and of course she gets to stay.
 Luff her fat ass.
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: RunDMT]
#2115997 - 11/17/03 10:57 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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i tried to love a cat but it kept coming home at night with the smell of death and it made me itch,dogs are way cleaner(in my experience).
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: ]
#2116063 - 11/17/03 11:09 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not in mine. But that's a valid point... The ones I have now are indoor cats though. I live far too centrally to let them out.
(Actually I wouldn't mind throwing the small one out in the street)
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otis5
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: RunDMT]
#2117598 - 11/17/03 05:15 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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see.......so i'm not alone. thanks guys. although, i told her today that i was sick of it all and she agreed to my terms....women
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: otis5]
#2118727 - 11/17/03 11:39 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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yea that pretty fuckin sad if she would choose a cat before a boyfriend. I prefer dogs also, cats just don't do shit all they do is eat, shit and sleep. Good luck man
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: Osker246]
#2118756 - 11/17/03 11:59 PM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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remeinds me of a GF my nephew once had...she was so damn hot and partied like a sailor....but.....she had a dog...this dog would eat pot off of end tables...well anywhere it could find it....we decided the GF had to go...you have to have you limits n stuff
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: otis5]
#2118827 - 11/18/03 12:59 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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Good for you man. Treat yourself to a beer. 
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: RunDMT]
#2118832 - 11/18/03 01:02 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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a couple of asprin will "fix" any cat.
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: Hanky]
#2119059 - 11/18/03 04:20 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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a brick to the temple will "fix" your head
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: zeta]
#2119102 - 11/18/03 05:36 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had an ex that was into cats. I dont like the things at all and she knew that. They drove me mad, her and the cats. Cats have no respect for anything other than themselves. They walk about with their tails in the air as a way of saying "kiss my ass monkeyboy your here to serve me."
I now have dogs which are cool.
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: oDin]
#2119116 - 11/18/03 06:06 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
oDin said:
remeinds me of a GF my nephew once had...she was so damn hot and partied like a sailor....but.....she had a dog...this dog would eat pot off of end tables...well anywhere it could find it....we decided the GF had to go...you have to have you limits n stuff
did you ever consider training it to find pot in the woods?
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: ]
#2119253 - 11/18/03 08:12 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cats can be trained good to, but I think it has to be done when they are young.
I have two cats, one was my sister's (She promised to take her when she moved out, but then didn't) and one was my whole family's. Anyway, our cat gets annoying as FUCK, she will not just lay down when you sleep with her and shit, and she'll wake you up at 3am for food, gay shit like that. But my sister's cat, when she was little my sister would hit her and yell at her whenever she did that, now she dosent do that.
Anyway, if you girl dosent like you hitting her cat, I remember hearing this on Animal planet when I was really little (I used to watch that station when I Was smaller) Just keep a squirt gun on hand, when ever they do something, squirt them. If it is possible don't let them see you squirt them. If they do something you dont see them do (like piss) take them to that spot, yell at them for it, then squirt them a few times. Cats don't like being wet, so that might work.
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Re: girlfriends and cats [Re: Sombie]
#2119306 - 11/18/03 08:42 AM (20 years, 5 months ago) |
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I remember about 15yrs ago, this stray cat came to my back door and being a kind hearted soul with a bit of karma debt owing, I fed it a bowl of milk.Anyway I lived in a two story flat with no side access to the front or back yards (called townhouses down here). About an hour later I went to bed in my room which was upstairs directly above the front door and as I was drifting of to sleep "crash bang", I think someones thrown a brick through my window and fuck me there is this black cat clinging to my window fly screen. it gives me goosebumps writing this. How the hell did it know which room I was in.It had been at the back door.Coincidently or not, my pet dog had been killed a week before.
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