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OfflineBassfreak
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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: sun_spots]
    #21178896 - 01/26/15 12:08 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

bc its a drug fueled mistake


thats why


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Bassfreak] * 2
    #21178905 - 01/26/15 12:10 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

It's still not your decision to make.


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Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21178909 - 01/26/15 12:12 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Crystal G, you seem to use too much emotion when deciding life changing events.

Plus, who the fuck said you had to have kids to be considered married? (Zappa)

  You're just trying tbo rationalize making a dumb decision.

I think you have too many emotions and do too many things based on impulse to he getting married.

And sure, I'll be called an Asshole for saying it's a dumb fuckig idea.but, good luck.


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #21178910 - 01/26/15 12:12 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
bc its a drug fueled mistake


thats why



You don't know that.


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: sun_spots] * 1
    #21178915 - 01/26/15 12:13 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Shit, after our 11 hour 1st date I knew my lady was the one I was gonna marry. It's not that unheard of.

Given, I didn't mention it for quite awhile, but I could feel it thru my whole body that she was the one I had been searching for my entire life.

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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: trip forever]
    #21178918 - 01/26/15 12:14 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

trip forever said:
Crystal G, you seem to use too much emotion when deciding life changing events.

Plus, who the fuck said you had to have kids to be considered married? (Zappa)

  You're just trying tbo rationalize making a dumb decision.

I think you have too many emotions and do too many things based on impulse to he getting married.

And sure, I'll be called an Asshole for saying it's a dumb fuckig idea.but, good luck.




Well what do you want to base a marriage on? Cold, calculated logic?
That never works out either and you know it.


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: shLong]
    #21178924 - 01/26/15 12:15 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I think we both knew long before we started talking about it, too.  It was just that neither of us wanted to scare the other one off.


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shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Turtletotem] * 1
    #21178928 - 01/26/15 12:16 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I had one date with my wife.  When I left the next morning she looked so sad.  I told her not to be sad and that this was the beginning, not the end.  That was 20 years ago.


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21178941 - 01/26/15 12:18 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

And now she's buried in the back yard?


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21178942 - 01/26/15 12:19 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Congratulations, hope all goes well.


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21178948 - 01/26/15 12:20 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I, guess, in hindsight it's not as bad of an idea as I make it out to be. Or I shouldn't make assumptions about how it'll turn out shitty.(can't help those.)


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21178961 - 01/26/15 12:24 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I had one date with my wife.  When I left the next morning she looked so sad.  I told her not to be sad and that this was the beginning, not the end.  That was 20 years ago.



You slept over on the first date? You dog you!


Congrats Crystal. I recently got engaged too. We've been together for 3 years. The good thing about getting engaged is that you don't have to get married right away. Gives you a little more time to test the waters. We're waiting another year to actually tie the knot. Got her a pretty fat rock so she is happy in the meantime.

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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21178969 - 01/26/15 12:27 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Turtletotem said:
Exactly, you got nothing on Crystal G. Wait until you are hella long out of the fantasy world that is college, you'll see people like Crystal start making a lot more sense.




How is "know someone a lot longer than a month before you even consider marriage" a college fantasy?

If one was so certain they found their "match", why the fuck would they jump into a legally binding contract with said lover a few weeks into it? Wouldn't you trust that it'll happen in due time?

I don't care how old you are, the "honeymoon phase" is very real. Shits never as pretty a year or two down the road as it is when you're still in the fuck like rabbits phase.

The idea that there are so many here who support this decision confuses me. That said, I don't know her personally, I simply disagree with the idea of it based on my limited knowledge of their relationship.


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Magicman69] * 7
    #21178970 - 01/26/15 12:27 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Magicman69 said:
We're waiting another year to actually tie the knot. Got her a pretty fat rock so she is happy in the meantime.




Crystal, did your fiance get you a fat rock?

:evil:

(Sorry, it was too easy)


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: CherryBom]
    #21178980 - 01/26/15 12:29 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:laugh2:

Not laughing at you Crystal, but you got to admit that was funny.

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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: CherryBom]
    #21178982 - 01/26/15 12:30 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Crystal G makes big rocks little rocks.


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Magicman69]
    #21179003 - 01/26/15 12:36 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I had one date with my wife.  When I left the next morning she looked so sad.  I told her not to be sad and that this was the beginning, not the end.  That was 20 years ago.



You slept over on the first date? You dog you!




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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21179008 - 01/26/15 12:37 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Crystal G makes big rocks little rocks.



Don't we all?


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #21179009 - 01/26/15 12:37 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

"So how'd you two meet?"

"well I was looking for junk at a bar in philly, and he took me to his house and we fucked like animals. Then a week later he told me we should seal the deal."


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Re: Your Beloved Crystal G is Getting Married [Re: shLong]
    #21179010 - 01/26/15 12:38 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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shLong said:

Also, "poop".

:manofapproval:




:lolsy:

No matter how old you are, Poop will always be funny.


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