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InvisibleThe Doobie Dude


Registered: 04/28/13
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Help!
    #21174173 - 01/25/15 10:06 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I'm tripping really hard and just pooped out my intestines.  Am I ok?


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I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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Offlinesanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson
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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174179 - 01/25/15 10:09 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

hahahahahaha


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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!

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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174181 - 01/25/15 10:09 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I poop out my intestines on the daily so I'd say you'll be fine


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!

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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #21174183 - 01/25/15 10:10 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Akira style?! :thisisheavyman: Do you feel better?


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174184 - 01/25/15 10:10 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

You have to get a stick and shove them back in


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 

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Offlinehayabuser

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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174186 - 01/25/15 10:10 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

just enjoy it man, circle of life right there:thumbup:


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Offlinehayabuser

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Re: Help! [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21174191 - 01/25/15 10:12 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
I poop out my intestines on the daily so I'd say you'll be fine




youd be so popular in prison


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Everything I post is (science)fiction.:yoda:

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InvisibleLySergic D
Drink all day and rock all night
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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174192 - 01/25/15 10:13 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
Am I ok?




Negative


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Broken heart don't feel so bad
You ain't got half of what you thought you had
Rock you baby to and fro
Not too fast and not too slow

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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Help! [Re: hayabuser]
    #21174197 - 01/25/15 10:15 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

hayabuser said:
Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
I poop out my intestines on the daily so I'd say you'll be fine




youd be so popular in prison




:naughty:


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!

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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
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Re: Help! [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21174224 - 01/25/15 10:25 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

hayabuser said:
Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
I poop out my intestines on the daily so I'd say you'll be fine




youd be so popular in prison




nicechrisman too.


Quote:

nicechrisman said:
You have to get a stick and shove them back in



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Re: Help! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21174494 - 01/25/15 11:54 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

This is why i never shit without a sitter. Too much can go wrong. :facepalm:


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

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InvisibleChasingBliss
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Re: Help! [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21174562 - 01/25/15 12:11 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Pics?


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
I'm a teapot


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Re: Help! [Re: LuSiD enthusiast] * 1
    #21174570 - 01/25/15 12:12 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
This is why i never shit without a sitter. Too much can go wrong. :facepalm:



Shit sitter!

:gameover:

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InvisibleThe Doobie Dude


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Re: Help! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21174577 - 01/25/15 12:14 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I feel like I could cook an egg on that guys forehead


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"There are a million reasons to drink and one just popped into my head.  If a man can't drink when he's living how the Hell can he drink when he's dead?" - Irish Limerick
I PLURed once because it was PLUR or die. - D.M.T.

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InvisiblePeace of Mind 1
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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174594 - 01/25/15 12:16 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

That's crazy, this happened to me on my birthday this past Friday. I was tripping with my girl and literally once the peak started I had to go really fucking bad, there was no holding that shit. I was peaking so hard in the bathroom and was like "Holy fuck I'm never going to get out of here". It wasn't a pleasant experience.

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OfflineVriska Serket
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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174601 - 01/25/15 12:18 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

hahah what teh fuck


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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174653 - 01/25/15 12:33 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

You're probably gonna die.  No big.


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ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.

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InvisibleBreathlessVision
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Re: Help! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21174817 - 01/25/15 01:19 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

now you can use them for other things

e.g
jump rope
noose
etc...

P.s I put more emphasis on the latter 





Take my advice, trust me.



trust me.


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