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Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls * 1
    #21171516 - 01/24/15 03:04 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

January 23, 2015

Simple Pickup is an online collection of videos offering men tips for ensnaring women’s attention in a way that makes them feel it was their idea. It’s a little…uncomfortable, for the most part. It’s unclear if Kong and Jesse, the young guys behind the series, are serious or joking or some mixture of the two. Regardless, to celebrate reaching 2 million YouTube subscribers, the duo dropped a special treat for the masses: A video of them approaching women on the street while tripping their faces off on mushrooms.

I’ll admit: These dudes seem to actually have at least a little skill when it comes to talking to women. They seem, more or less, like approachable, charming, non-predatory guys who are more interested in helping dudes figure out how to actually speak to women as opposed to targeting them. They offer legit insight into the whirlwind, mostly horrible world of Tinder. And — somehow — they even disprove the nasty rumor that cheesy pick-up lines aren’t also wildly affective. Fine, they’re not entirely the worst.

When the two up the ante and attempt to get girls’ phone numbers post-magic mushroom munching on the crowded streets of Amsterdam, hilarity obviously ensues. They struggle to hold focus, often forgetting altogether to talk with passersby at all, instead becoming questionably infatuated with important things like trash cans. “Why are there nipples on this trashcan?” Kong wonders. Good question, Kong! It’s a good question. *pats head*

At one point, Kong demands a kiss and makes the accompanying sounds in case clarification was needed. Offensive? Endearing? Mostly just further evidence that people on drugs are annoying as hell? Whatever it is, the total phone number count at the experiment’s conclusion speaks for itself.



http://www.bustle.com/articles/59665-two-guys-trip-on-mushrooms-and-try-to-pick-up-women-on-the-streets-of-amsterdam

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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: Ogla] * 1
    #21171869 - 01/24/15 05:09 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

This ain't news.... It's just some horny Asians on mushrooms.


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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21172150 - 01/24/15 06:42 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

This reminds me of one year at a festival when I was coming down from  really intense mushroom trip and this girl rolled up to me and a friend in the dark and came on to me. But I was still so out of it I had to decline, definitely have always regretted that. It was so perfect too, I remember her saying she was going to Paris or somewhere after the fest and it was her last weekend in town to "have fun" :sad: silly mistake. I was just in such a weird head space a girl was the last thing I needed, or at least that appealed to me in the moment. It sucked too because it was dark out but I could still tell she was a very cute blonde, oh well. I wonder if she actually went to Paris or wherever and is still there...


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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: musiclover420]
    #21172432 - 01/24/15 08:06 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

^ Don't beat yourself too hard. I did the same thing. Four times....

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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: D.M.T]
    #21172944 - 01/24/15 10:16 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

"People on drugs are annoying as hell"

lol what a broad over simplification on the subject.  I meet plenty of people who are sober and annoying as hell.


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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #21173259 - 01/25/15 12:10 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I found that to be hilarious.


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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: Cognitive_Shift] * 1
    #21173628 - 01/25/15 05:29 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Cognitive_Shift said:
"People on drugs are annoying as hell"

lol what a broad over simplification on the subject.  I meet plenty of people who are sober and annoying as hell.




People who are annoying as hell are sometimes on drugs.


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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #21174225 - 01/25/15 10:25 AM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Wohooo they finally did it xD


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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: hayabuser]
    #21176372 - 01/25/15 08:03 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

That was hilarious

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Re: Guys high on Mushrooms try picking up girls [Re: toader123]
    #21183916 - 01/26/15 09:57 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

i truely love this. Thats my kind of trip report

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