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InvisibleautomanM
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    #2117098 - 11/17/03 05:15 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

ok, i found this mushroom in my yard. it is 5 sided, salmon pink, and there is no cap per say. it looks like the spores come from the top of the mushroom. so, basically, it is a 4-5", five sided, salmon pink spear. or........for the reason for the title....it looks kinda like a dog penis.


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Re: dog penis [Re: automan]
    #2117114 - 11/17/03 05:19 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

wheres the pic??


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Re: dog penis [Re: Psilygirl]
    #2117116 - 11/17/03 05:20 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

my first guess would be the aptly named dog stinkhorn.


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Re: dog penis [Re: canid]
    #2117182 - 11/17/03 05:34 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

Phallus canis?


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Re: dog penis [Re: Mitchnast]
    #2117190 - 11/17/03 05:35 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

i dont have a camera, or i would show you guys how it looks. just imagine a 5 sided, light pink, spear.


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Re: dog penis [Re: automan]
    #2117261 - 11/17/03 05:48 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

ok, that's not the one i was thinking of [but you can understand how i got confused, i'm sure], so i'll have to take a look in a book and get back.


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Re: dog penis [Re: canid]
    #2117685 - 11/17/03 07:32 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

Phallus canis is one hilarious mushroom. :smile:


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Re: dog penis [Re: canid]
    #2117716 - 11/17/03 07:36 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

I have seen these in Seattle and in rotted hay stacks. The smaller ones are dog stinkhorns as noted above

Nice photo. I have a great story to tell about these. Dr. Don Hemmis, co-author of the book mushrooms of hawaii was on Mauna Kea with his wife and childrena dn found a whole collony of them. He put them in a box int he back of his station wagon and after aabout five minutes driving his wife made him get out of the car with the box and left him to hitch-hike back down the volcano to their home in Hilo.



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Re: dog penis [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2117765 - 11/17/03 07:43 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

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i take it they smell bad?


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Re: dog penis [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2117842 - 11/17/03 08:01 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

mj, its not my photo, i swear


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    #2117843 - 11/17/03 08:01 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

i saw a pic of dog stinkhorns.....that isnt it. my mushrooms stem isnt round. it has 5 distinct sides


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Re: dog penis [Re: automan]
    #2117897 - 11/17/03 08:17 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

DOG STINKHORNS ARE ALSO VERY SMALL LIKE A PENIS OF A DOG.

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Re: dog penis [Re: automan]
    #2118174 - 11/17/03 10:18 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

Lysurus mokusin?



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Re: dog penis [Re: motaman]
    #2118426 - 11/17/03 11:28 PM (13 years, 20 days ago)

What is amazing is that one hundred plus people including myself actually clicked on the link called "dog penis." What if it really was a picture of a dog penis? Would you still have looked?



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Re: dog penis [Re: automan]
    #2118507 - 11/18/03 12:05 AM (13 years, 20 days ago)

HEre is a postcard from my colleague Dr. Tjakko Stijve of Switzerland. He makes many of his photos into postcards. This is the dog stinkhorn, blown up rather large for viewing



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Re: dog penis [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2118712 - 11/18/03 01:33 AM (13 years, 20 days ago)

i find that "naked lady cavorting with seals beneith giant stinky penis fungi" postcard disturbing in a "why didd't I think of that" sorta way.


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Re: dog penis [Re: motaman]
    #2118740 - 11/18/03 01:51 AM (13 years, 20 days ago)

thats it motaman!!


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Re: dog penis [Re: automan]
    #2118753 - 11/18/03 01:59 AM (13 years, 19 days ago)

http://www.bluewillowpages.com/mushroomexpert/lysurus_mokusin.html

that site said that it is concidered a delicacy in china. does anyone think i should clone it? would anyone be interested in it?


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Re: dog penis [Re: automan]
    #2118975 - 11/18/03 04:34 AM (13 years, 19 days ago)


It does look like one doesn't it lol.


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Re: dog penis [Re: Paid]
    #2119983 - 11/18/03 03:40 PM (13 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

HEre is a postcard from my colleague Dr. Tjakko Stijve of Switzerland.




Is he from Switzerland? It's a Dutch name. Actually, "stijve" would translate to "hard-on" in English :laugh:


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