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When cats watch people having sex, what do they think?
    #21167423 - 01/23/15 01:28 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Late last night, my wife and I were watching porn on the bed and one thing led to another and we started ploughing, and the cat was on another mattress next to us.  I couldn't help but glance over now and then and he was looking right at me.  It was off-putting to say the least.  The little guy ended up walking right up to us and meowing because he wanted to go out.  I want to know what he was thinking and if he knew what was going on?  Has this happened to you, and/or do you have any theories as to the thoughts of a cat in this situation?  FYI, we are staying at her parents house in Germany, and the cat is a total legend.  The best cat I've ever had the pleasure of spending time with.

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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Jufin]
    #21167437 - 01/23/15 01:34 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21167481 - 01/23/15 01:53 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Interesting.  Our cat always used to demand attention when he saw us doing it; Burke said he thought he was jealous.  I just lol'd at him, but maybe he was right.


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: sun_spots]
    #21167596 - 01/23/15 02:37 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Interesting.  Our cat always used to demand attention when he saw us doing it; Burke said he thought he was jealous.  I just lol'd at him, but maybe he was right.



Maybe not jealous of the actual sex but I really do think when you are having sex (especially at night) cats are like "Wtf, yall are doing some crazy fun looking shit, I want in on that!"

With that research it really does make you wonder if they can tell you are making pleasurable faces/sounds and want to know what all the hubub is about :lolsy:


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21167802 - 01/23/15 03:38 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

They know whats going on :burke:  :ancientaliens:  :goodburger:
So do dogs. Pretty sure they are smart enough to know whats going on


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21167815 - 01/23/15 03:43 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

One week I was house sitting for some people I knew who were on vacation. I decided one night that I was in the mood to masturbate. Well, I was sleeping in their room and they had pets - 2 cats (one of which was in heat at the time) and a big ass doberman pinscher.

The pets liked to sleep in that same room also, so I had to oblige and allow them to stay with me.

The cat was so horny she was up on the bed while I was masturbating trying to get any sort of attention that she could from me. Then the dog started growling and wouldn't stop, and I ended up having to let him out of the room and lock the door so I could finish because I seriously thought he was about to attack me lol.

I think animals definitely know that something's up when they see people doing sexual deeds.


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Ballerium] * 4
    #21167824 - 01/23/15 03:47 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

whenever I jack off my cat bites my dick off and I have to put it back on with glue and duct tape

every. single. time.


it's fucking bullshit because there's nowhere else my cat can really go besides my room, so I literally know that 100% of the time I trash my diq off it's gonna get completely ripped off and there's nothing I can do that can prevent it from happening

trashtag dickworldproblems cumswag yolo


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Ballerium]
    #21167834 - 01/23/15 03:52 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Wow Bal, nothing in this world will stop you from masturbating, huh? :lolsy:

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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21167848 - 01/23/15 03:56 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
whenever I jack off my cat bites my dick off and I have to put it back on with glue and duct tape

every. single. time.


it's fucking bullshit because there's nowhere else my cat can really go besides my room, so I literally know that 100% of the time I trash my diq off it's gonna get completely ripped off and there's nothing I can do that can prevent it from happening

trashtag dickworldproblems cumswag yolo




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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21167852 - 01/23/15 03:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Every time I kiss my lady my dog tries to join for a three way. If we're having sex she hides under the bed though. The cat rarely comes into the bedroom thank god, but in our old apartment she would get curious and we'd have to push her away

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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #21167869 - 01/23/15 04:03 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Wow Bal, nothing in this world will stop you from masturbating, huh? :lolsy:




I was determined. I also made a video of me rubbing the cat at the base of her tail later that night. It was fucking hilarious, she just crouched down, positioned herself, and took it lol. I felt kinda bad for her. Sucks to be in heat and not have any relief.


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21167933 - 01/23/15 04:19 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
One week I was house sitting for some people I knew who were on vacation. I decided one night that I was in the mood to masturbate. Well, I was sleeping in their room and they had pets - 2 cats (one of which was in heat at the time) and a big ass doberman pinscher.

The pets liked to sleep in that same room also, so I had to oblige and allow them to stay with me.

The cat was so horny she was up on the bed while I was masturbating trying to get any sort of attention that she could from me. Then the dog started growling and wouldn't stop, and I ended up having to let him out of the room and lock the door so I could finish because I seriously thought he was about to attack me lol.

I think animals definitely know that something's up when they see people doing sexual deeds.



Haha, if that didn't kill your vibe then I don't think anything could.
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They probably know exactly what's going on.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/it-isnt-only-dogs-cats-may-pick-your-emotional-cues-too-180954007/?no-ist



I find that article to state really obvious information that I pick up on naturally.  When you spend a lot of time with cats you get to see how they react to certain moods you're in.

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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Jufin]
    #21167994 - 01/23/15 04:38 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I've noticed it too, but when I bring it up I get called a crazy cat lady. This source probably has a little more credibility than I do.

Ever tripped with your cat? They definitely pick up on something being out of the ordinary. My cat gets all protective of me, follows me around when I go out, scouts ahead for me. It's so sweet. :kitty:


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #21168010 - 01/23/15 04:43 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

My cat loves me, but she REALLY fucking loves me when I am tripping. She definitely senses it. She purrs like a motorboat nonstop. It's so adorable. :inlove3:


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Ballerium]
    #21168012 - 01/23/15 04:44 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

My cat never notices when I'm tripping. Usually when I stare at him when I'm on acid I just think to myself, "God, my cat's a complete idiot."

Look at the picture of him in my sig, his brain is trashed.


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21168137 - 01/23/15 05:19 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

That's trash.


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Ballerium]
    #21168196 - 01/23/15 05:32 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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My cat loves me, but she REALLY fucking loves me when I am tripping. She definitely senses it. She purrs like a motorboat nonstop. It's so adorable. :inlove3:




Come to think of it, I tripped around our cat and he paid me the most attention ever.  He was kind of indifferent to me most of the time, but when I was tripping he hung out with me almost the whole time.


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #21168711 - 01/23/15 08:06 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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whenever I jack off my cat bites my dick off and I have to put it back on with glue and duct tape

every. single. time.


it's fucking bullshit because there's nowhere else my cat can really go besides my room, so I literally know that 100% of the time I trash my diq off it's gonna get completely ripped off and there's nothing I can do that can prevent it from happening

trashtag dickworldproblems cumswag yolo




I get a lot of cat videos from sheekle and in none of them do I see Sheekle's penis. This story may not be true.


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: koods] * 1
    #21168840 - 01/23/15 08:48 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

I am shocked and staggered by your implication that dear, sweet Sheekle could ever speak in a way that could be construed as misleading.


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Re: When cats watch people having sex, what do they think? [Re: koods]
    #21168860 - 01/23/15 08:54 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

"This story may not be true"
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