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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21150788 - 01/20/15 03:48 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Americans,... DOHH.... FUCKING SUCK!!  :zomgwtf:

sure you're bigger and shit and believe in freedom, but you still suck! WTF's up with that!

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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #21150798 - 01/20/15 03:50 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
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zappaisgod said:
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mantis said:
Your politically correct attitude needs an immediate adjustment, sir :snub:



Which could easily be achieved by spending even a short amount of time with them in their natural habitat.




You mean the sewer?



So French Canadians are like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right?

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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: PatrickKn]
    #21150821 - 01/20/15 03:56 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

They look like this:


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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21150820 - 01/20/15 03:56 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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akira_akuma said:
Americans,... DOHH.... FUCKING SUCK!!  :zomgwtf:

sure you're bigger and shit and believe in freedom, but you still suck! WTF's up with that!




We also blow:heytherebadboy:

Well I dont. But someone will


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: psi]
    #21150925 - 01/20/15 04:20 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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psi said:
They look like this:





don't tell me that fucking faggot Phil Fish is a frenchie. :crankey:

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #21151052 - 01/20/15 04:48 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Alright. This shit has got to stop. It's getting insulting...


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: Patlal]
    #21151128 - 01/20/15 05:06 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl:

I just want to be part of this hillarious thread.


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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: akira_akuma]
    #21151138 - 01/20/15 05:09 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
don't tell me that fucking faggot Phil Fish is a frenchie. :crankey:



His actual name is Philippe Poisson, no joke.

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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21151164 - 01/20/15 05:17 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
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koods said:
I'm 1/4 French Canadian and half English Canadian. My fathers ancestors ejected my mothers ancestors out of Nova Scotia.

My other 1/4 is polish. And my other 1/4 is unknown.


This guy was my great great great grandfather. Apparently he was a big deal.

http://www.biographi.ca/en/bio/blackadar_hugh_william_9E.html




You have 5 quarters?  That's like a whole dollar American.




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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21151180 - 01/20/15 05:21 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

koods said:
I'm 1/4 French Canadian and half English Canadian. My fathers ancestors ejected my mothers ancestors out of Nova Scotia.

My other 1/4 is polish. And my other 1/4 is unknown.


This guy was my great great great grandfather. Apparently he was a big deal.

http://www.biographi.ca/en/bio/blackadar_hugh_william_9E.html




You have 5 quarters?  That's like a whole dollar American.




That's how the government sees it.

They seem to think that a dollar has 125 cents. Then when they see the debt ballooning they spend 115 cents and tells us they the country is getting ahead.

I think its time that someone tell them that there's only 100 cents in a dollar...


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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: Patlal]
    #21160020 - 01/21/15 09:58 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

So I came out to a good friend of mine the other night about my unfortunate ancestry.  He was understanding, but I still think he may be judging me a little bit.  I reminded him that I'm not this way by choice, that I was born this way, and that if I could live any other way I would, that being "normal" would just be so much easier.

Like I said, he was really understanding, but he himself is like 1/4 Jew.  I'm afraid my other friends won't be as understanding.


I have some questions.  Do I have to call myself a Canadian American now?  Do I have to follow hockey?  Should I start saying "eh?", or, maybe since it wasn't one of my first words, I didn't get the genes for that.  I sure hope not, it'll make it easier to hide my heritage if I don't have to talk like a Canadian.  Do Canadians eat weird food?  Do they have sex like normal people?  Can Canadian Americans go to live in Canada like Jews can go live in Israel?  Not that I would want to.  I'm just curious.  Canada-curious.

This tainted blood is from my mother's side of the family.  I wonder if my father knew when he married her.  At least I didn't have to come out to her.  I guess she always knew it was floating inside me waiting to come out, like some hideous "dark passenger", waiting until I was a certain age to manifest itself.  Or like Upir in that crappy vampire-werewolf show on Netflix with Famke Janssen.  She totally makes that show watchable, by the way.

I'll have to ask my mother if father knows.  Maybe this is why he's always been so disappointed in me.


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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: DragonChaser] * 1
    #21160028 - 01/21/15 10:01 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

OP is a filthy mud blood.


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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: DragonChaser]
    #21160034 - 01/21/15 10:02 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DragonChaser said:
Do Canadians eat weird food?



It doesn't get too much weirder than fries with gravy and cheese.

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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: psi] * 2
    #21160049 - 01/21/15 10:06 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

DragonChaser said:
Do Canadians eat weird food?



It doesn't get too much weirder than fries with gravy and cheese.





That actually... sounds delicious.


:sad: The change must be occurring already


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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: DragonChaser]
    #21160056 - 01/21/15 10:08 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DragonChaser said:
Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

DragonChaser said:
Do Canadians eat weird food?



It doesn't get too much weirder than fries with gravy and cheese.





That actually... sounds delicious.


:sad: The change must be occurring already




:awewtf:

No but seriously, poutine is something that needs to catch on in the US. I'm not kidding.

OH GOD IT'S SPREADING! KILL ME NOW! PLEASE KILL ME!!!


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: DragonChaser]
    #21160060 - 01/21/15 10:09 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DragonChaser said:
I'm just curious.  Canada-curious.




:creepylurker:

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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #21160070 - 01/21/15 10:12 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

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BlindSophist said:
Coming out as Canadian to your parents sounds like the worst, I don't think I could do it.





you could always come out as a republican first


that makes breaking the news of being canadian a lot easier

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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #21160081 - 01/21/15 10:14 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

It worked for Ted Cruz.


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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: koods]
    #21160121 - 01/21/15 10:23 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I'm 1/4 French Canadian and half English Canadian. My fathers ancestors ejected my mothers ancestors out of Nova Scotia.

My other 1/4 is polish. And my other 1/4 is unknown.


This guy was my great great great grandfather. Apparently he was a big deal.

http://www.biographi.ca/en/bio/blackadar_hugh_william_9E.html






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Re: Devastated. My bloodline is impure [Re: propensity]
    #21160127 - 01/21/15 10:24 PM (9 years, 3 months ago)

Most French Canadians I know are incredibly racist and intolerant of English speaking people.


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